The Ren and Stimpy Show Quotes
Ren: Boy, Stimpy... we sure had fun today, didn't we? So long, kids! Come on, Stimpy, say goodbye.
Stimpy: Duh, where are we going?
Ren: [to Stimpy] The show's over. [to Audience]
Ren: See you next time!
Stimpy: Next time? When's that?
Ren: Pretty soon. Don't worry.
Stimpy: Pretty soon? [getting choked up]
Stimpy: How long is that?
Ren: In a little while, man!
Stimpy: [crying] A little while? What'll we do 'til then?
Ren: Why, you could shave your yak... or eat olive loaf!
Stimpy: Blecch! [resumes crying]
Ren: I know! You can keep yourself busy with this! [gives Stimpy a bag of Gritty Kitty Litter]
Stimpy: Oh, joy! [takes the bag and runs off-screen]
Stimpy: [bag-tearing and litter-crunching noises are heard]
Ren: [getting pelted with clumps of litter] Eh... goodbye, folks!
Stimpy: Duh, goodbye, folks!
Stimpy: Duh, where are we going?
Ren: [to Stimpy] The show's over. [to Audience]
Ren: See you next time!
Stimpy: Next time? When's that?
Ren: Pretty soon. Don't worry.
Stimpy: Pretty soon? [getting choked up]
Stimpy: How long is that?
Ren: In a little while, man!
Stimpy: [crying] A little while? What'll we do 'til then?
Ren: Why, you could shave your yak... or eat olive loaf!
Stimpy: Blecch! [resumes crying]
Ren: I know! You can keep yourself busy with this! [gives Stimpy a bag of Gritty Kitty Litter]
Stimpy: Oh, joy! [takes the bag and runs off-screen]
Stimpy: [bag-tearing and litter-crunching noises are heard]
Ren: [getting pelted with clumps of litter] Eh... goodbye, folks!
Stimpy: Duh, goodbye, folks!
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Ren: [afflicted with Space Madness and holding a bar of soap he's been chewing] Oh, no! I know what you want! You coveteth my ice cream bar!
Stimpy: Easy now...
Ren: [shouts] No you don't! You can't take it from me now! [starts to cry]
Ren: I've had this ice cream bar since I was a child. People... always trying to take it from me... why... won't they leave me... *alone*! [grabs a toothbrush]
Ren: [shouts] Don't make me use this! One step closer, I'm warning you! Don't make me use it! [Stimpy takes one more step]
Ren: Now you've done it! You forced me to use it! [Brushes his teeth]
Stimpy: Easy now...
Ren: [shouts] No you don't! You can't take it from me now! [starts to cry]
Ren: I've had this ice cream bar since I was a child. People... always trying to take it from me... why... won't they leave me... *alone*! [grabs a toothbrush]
Ren: [shouts] Don't make me use this! One step closer, I'm warning you! Don't make me use it! [Stimpy takes one more step]
Ren: Now you've done it! You forced me to use it! [Brushes his teeth]
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Ren: At last I have control of your TV set. Are you receiving me? Welcome to our secret headquarters.
Stimpy: Thousands of miles beneath the earth's crust.
Ren: Shut up you fool! How do we know we can trust them?
Stimpy: We could make them take the oath!
Ren: Perfect! The oath! Put your hand on the TV screen and repeat after me. I do hereby promise only to watch the Ren and Stimpy show. To make underleg noises during the good scenes. To wear unwashed Lederhosen every single day of the rest of my life! That's it, you're in our secret club! Alright Stimpy, they're OK. Show them the stuff.
Stimpy: Congratulations...
Ren: Shut up and show them.
Stimpy: I'm showing them, I'm showing them. OK kids, its time for a secret cartoon!
Stimpy: Thousands of miles beneath the earth's crust.
Ren: Shut up you fool! How do we know we can trust them?
Stimpy: We could make them take the oath!
Ren: Perfect! The oath! Put your hand on the TV screen and repeat after me. I do hereby promise only to watch the Ren and Stimpy show. To make underleg noises during the good scenes. To wear unwashed Lederhosen every single day of the rest of my life! That's it, you're in our secret club! Alright Stimpy, they're OK. Show them the stuff.
Stimpy: Congratulations...
Ren: Shut up and show them.
Stimpy: I'm showing them, I'm showing them. OK kids, its time for a secret cartoon!
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Ren: Where are you going? I tell you these contests are a scam; nobody ever wins them! Don't be a sucker.
Stimpy: But I wanted to meet Muddy Mudskipper...
Ren: Oh, you idiot! He's just a cartoon character. Not real! Not flesh and blood like WE! I'm telling you, cartoons aren't real. They're... they're, eh... they're... puppets!
Stimpy: YAEEEHH!
Stimpy: But I wanted to meet Muddy Mudskipper...
Ren: Oh, you idiot! He's just a cartoon character. Not real! Not flesh and blood like WE! I'm telling you, cartoons aren't real. They're... they're, eh... they're... puppets!
Stimpy: YAEEEHH!
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Stimpy: [praying] And please bless Grandma and Grandpa...
Ren: And please give me a million dollars, and a fridge with a padlock and, oh yeah, huge pectoral muscles.
Ren: And please give me a million dollars, and a fridge with a padlock and, oh yeah, huge pectoral muscles.
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[Stimpy puts the Happy Helmut on Ren]
Ren: [panicky] 'ey! What iz this? Get it off me!
Stimpy: It's the Happy Helmut, Ren. Now you'll always be happy! And this is the remote control, and I use this button to control how happy you are.
Ren: YOU, SICK LITTLE MONKEY!
Ren: [panicky] 'ey! What iz this? Get it off me!
Stimpy: It's the Happy Helmut, Ren. Now you'll always be happy! And this is the remote control, and I use this button to control how happy you are.
Ren: YOU, SICK LITTLE MONKEY!
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Ren: Why, it's amazing! How do they work?
Stimpy: They're filled with glue. (glue oozes out of the top of the socks) I'm so glad you like them, Ren! Stay right there. I'll get the Stay-Put hat and raincoat.
Ren: YOU FILTHY SWINE! I WILL KILL YOU!!
Stimpy: They're filled with glue. (glue oozes out of the top of the socks) I'm so glad you like them, Ren! Stay right there. I'll get the Stay-Put hat and raincoat.
Ren: YOU FILTHY SWINE! I WILL KILL YOU!!
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