The Shari Show Quotes
Honeychild: Hi, y'all. Today, we're going to make zebra sandwiches.
Shari: Zebra?
Honeychild: Now as you all know, a zebra is a horse that gets up in the morning and just won't take off his pajamas.
Shari: Zebra!
Honeychild: I'll tell you a secret. We're not using real zebra.
Shari: Thank goodness!
Honeychild: No, silly. No, these are made from cream cheese and pumpernickle bread. I adore pumpernickle because it's tasty, nutrious and it doesn't show the dirt.
Shari: Zebra?
Honeychild: Now as you all know, a zebra is a horse that gets up in the morning and just won't take off his pajamas.
Shari: Zebra!
Honeychild: I'll tell you a secret. We're not using real zebra.
Shari: Thank goodness!
Honeychild: No, silly. No, these are made from cream cheese and pumpernickle bread. I adore pumpernickle because it's tasty, nutrious and it doesn't show the dirt.
Movie: The Shari Show
