The Simpsons Movie Quote
Homer Simpson: I've always been afraid I'd screw up our lives so bad that I've had to come up with a back-up plan. And that plan is right here! [Pulls out wallet; takes out Monopoly "Get Out Of Jail Free" card]
Homer Simpson: No. [Takes out photo of Michael Jordan with his face taped over it]
Homer Simpson: No. [Takes out folded piece of paper]
Homer Simpson: Bingo! [Unfolds paper; it takes a long time]
Homer Simpson: Bear with me. [finally unfolds paper, a huge poster of Alaska with the tagline "A Fresh Start"]
Lisa Simpson: Alaska?
Homer Simpson: Alaska! Where you can't be too fat or too drunk. When no one says things like "Let's see your high school equivalency certificate."
Homer Simpson: No. [Takes out photo of Michael Jordan with his face taped over it]
Homer Simpson: No. [Takes out folded piece of paper]
Homer Simpson: Bingo! [Unfolds paper; it takes a long time]
Homer Simpson: Bear with me. [finally unfolds paper, a huge poster of Alaska with the tagline "A Fresh Start"]
Lisa Simpson: Alaska?
Homer Simpson: Alaska! Where you can't be too fat or too drunk. When no one says things like "Let's see your high school equivalency certificate."
Movie: The Simpsons Movie
