The Skeleton Twins Quotes
Milo Dean: Have you read Marley and Me?
Maggie Dean: Yeah. Sad.
Milo Dean: Why is it sad?
Maggie Dean: You don't know what happens?
Milo Dean: No, that's why I'm reading it.
Maggie Dean: Sorry.
Milo Dean: What?
Maggie Dean: Nothing.
Milo Dean: Does the dog die at the end?
Maggie Dean: No. I didn't say that.
Milo Dean: The fucking dog dies at the end.
Maggie Dean: I'm didn't - I'm not saying anything!
Milo Dean: Look how much I had left! [Milo proceeds to throw the book onto the ground and sighs]
Maggie Dean: I'm sorry I ruined it.
Milo Dean: Maggie, I know the dog dies. Everyone knows the dog dies. It's the book where the dog dies.
Maggie Dean: Asshole. I see you're getting your sense of humor back.
Milo Dean: Yeah, they can't take that away from me.
Maggie Dean: Yeah. Sad.
Milo Dean: Why is it sad?
Maggie Dean: You don't know what happens?
Milo Dean: No, that's why I'm reading it.
Maggie Dean: Sorry.
Milo Dean: What?
Maggie Dean: Nothing.
Milo Dean: Does the dog die at the end?
Maggie Dean: No. I didn't say that.
Milo Dean: The fucking dog dies at the end.
Maggie Dean: I'm didn't - I'm not saying anything!
Milo Dean: Look how much I had left! [Milo proceeds to throw the book onto the ground and sighs]
Maggie Dean: I'm sorry I ruined it.
Milo Dean: Maggie, I know the dog dies. Everyone knows the dog dies. It's the book where the dog dies.
Maggie Dean: Asshole. I see you're getting your sense of humor back.
Milo Dean: Yeah, they can't take that away from me.
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Milo Dean: Look, it had nothing to do with you.
Maggie Dean: That is bullshit. You're my brother. And we're supposed to be there for each other. And if you don't get that by now, then, I don't know, I guess I'll talk to you in another ten years.
Maggie Dean: That is bullshit. You're my brother. And we're supposed to be there for each other. And if you don't get that by now, then, I don't know, I guess I'll talk to you in another ten years.
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Milo Dean: You're emotionally unstable.
Maggie Dean: You're a prick!
Milo Dean: You need professional help!
Maggie Dean: Oh, and this coming from a guy who just tried to kill himself.
Milo Dean: [Bitter]Maybe I should try fucking all my problems away.
Maggie Dean: Well maybe next time you should cut deeper [Tears up at what she said]
Maggie Dean: You're a prick!
Milo Dean: You need professional help!
Maggie Dean: Oh, and this coming from a guy who just tried to kill himself.
Milo Dean: [Bitter]Maybe I should try fucking all my problems away.
Maggie Dean: Well maybe next time you should cut deeper [Tears up at what she said]
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Maggie Dean: You ruined my marriage!
Milo Dean: What marriage?
Maggie Dean: Fuck you.
Milo Dean: What marriage?
Maggie Dean: Fuck you.
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Maggie Dean: [Slightly drunk]Stop trying Judy. Stop trying. There are worse things than being a shitty mother.
Judy: [looking embarrassed and close to crying]So... if you've finished... vomiting all over me [nervous laugh]
Judy: I'll just say er thank you for dinner and er Milo thank you for the invitation [Milo looks over at her]
Judy: and I'm sorry that I've ended up being so toxic. I just want you both to know...
Maggie Dean: [Turning away]oh my god.
Judy: ...I'm sending you the light... when it lands. [leaves]
Milo Dean: [Taking a drink of wine]Well at least she's sending us the light.
Judy: [looking embarrassed and close to crying]So... if you've finished... vomiting all over me [nervous laugh]
Judy: I'll just say er thank you for dinner and er Milo thank you for the invitation [Milo looks over at her]
Judy: and I'm sorry that I've ended up being so toxic. I just want you both to know...
Maggie Dean: [Turning away]oh my god.
Judy: ...I'm sending you the light... when it lands. [leaves]
Milo Dean: [Taking a drink of wine]Well at least she's sending us the light.
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[Milo is on the top of a building, drunk. He was playing with a toy wooden whale and he dropped it to ground level. He started looking around the town for a brief moment] Security Officer: Hey. [Milo turned to see who it was: a security guard behind him]
Security Officer: What are you doing up here?
Milo Dean: I'm waiting for you, Mr. Big Officer Man.
Security Officer: The fuck you said?
Security Officer: What are you doing up here?
Milo Dean: I'm waiting for you, Mr. Big Officer Man.
Security Officer: The fuck you said?
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Maggie Dean: [speaking through car window to Milo]Do you think that I should have a baby? I mean... do you think I would be a good mom?
Milo Dean: [Avoids eye contact staring out front screen thinking]errrrrrm... I don't... I don't know. [Maggie looks away upset]
Milo Dean: I mean... I er think you would be very attentive.
Maggie Dean: Okay?
Milo Dean: [Narrows eyebrows in confusion]Maybe a bit overprotective? Uptight?
Maggie Dean: Gee, thanks [glares at him]
Milo Dean: I'm just being honest, it's a loaded question. I'm sorry.
Maggie Dean: I think that I would be an excellent mom
Milo Dean: [High pitched]Okay [Maggie glares]
Milo Dean: what do you want me to say?
Maggie Dean: How about something that doesn't make me feel like a piece of shit? [Milo opens mouth then looks away]
Maggie Dean: you know you're so goddamn selfish Milo it's mind blowing. [walks away before flipping him off as he calls her name]
Milo Dean: [Avoids eye contact staring out front screen thinking]errrrrrm... I don't... I don't know. [Maggie looks away upset]
Milo Dean: I mean... I er think you would be very attentive.
Maggie Dean: Okay?
Milo Dean: [Narrows eyebrows in confusion]Maybe a bit overprotective? Uptight?
Maggie Dean: Gee, thanks [glares at him]
Milo Dean: I'm just being honest, it's a loaded question. I'm sorry.
Maggie Dean: I think that I would be an excellent mom
Milo Dean: [High pitched]Okay [Maggie glares]
Milo Dean: what do you want me to say?
Maggie Dean: How about something that doesn't make me feel like a piece of shit? [Milo opens mouth then looks away]
Maggie Dean: you know you're so goddamn selfish Milo it's mind blowing. [walks away before flipping him off as he calls her name]
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Maggie Dean: He doesn't deserve a fucking whore as a wife.
Milo Dean: You're not a whore.
Maggie Dean: [interrupts]Oh, really?
Milo Dean: [continues]So don't say that, please.
Maggie Dean: What would you call it, then?
Milo Dean: You're a restless housewife with whore like tendencies. [Maggie chuckles]
Milo Dean: You're not a whore.
Maggie Dean: [interrupts]Oh, really?
Milo Dean: [continues]So don't say that, please.
Maggie Dean: What would you call it, then?
Milo Dean: You're a restless housewife with whore like tendencies. [Maggie chuckles]
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Milo Dean: Do you love him?
Maggie Dean: Yeah, I do. He's... he's good.
Milo Dean: Maybe good isn't your thing.
Maggie Dean: Yeah, I do. He's... he's good.
Milo Dean: Maybe good isn't your thing.
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