The Smurfs Quotes
Gutsy: I'll not soon forget this place. Especially not with these! [shows he has I love NY sequined on his backside]
Movie: The Smurfs
Narrator Smurf: And so the Smurfs left this great city of New York. And I think they left it a little sweeter, a little wiser, a little smurfier. And as that portal began to close for the last time...
Grouchy: Hey! Seriously, stop! [pulls Narrator Smurf through the portal]
Narrator Smurf: BYE!
Grouchy: Hey! Seriously, stop! [pulls Narrator Smurf through the portal]
Narrator Smurf: BYE!
Movie: The Smurfs
Papa: I'm sorry, Master Winslow, but we badly need to borrow your stargazer.
Patrick Winslow: I don't have a stargazer, okay? It's not something people of this century just have, especially here.
Grouchy: Not happy.
Patrick Winslow: Now if you excuse me, I have to work.
Papa: Well, perhaps we can sing to help things along. And then we'll get the stargazer. Come along, Smurfs. [La la la la la la Sing, a happy song La la la la la la Smurf the whole day long]
Patrick Winslow: Stop. Stop! Come on. None of you find that song just the tiniest bit annoying?
Grouchy: I find it annoying.
Papa: Well, what do you sing at work?
Patrick Winslow: I don't sing at work.
Smurfette: [gasps]What?
Gutsy: And you have to wear a leash. Harsh.
Smurfette: I know. How about if we hum? [they begin humming the song]
Patrick Winslow: Please stop humming.
Patrick Winslow: I don't have a stargazer, okay? It's not something people of this century just have, especially here.
Grouchy: Not happy.
Patrick Winslow: Now if you excuse me, I have to work.
Papa: Well, perhaps we can sing to help things along. And then we'll get the stargazer. Come along, Smurfs. [La la la la la la Sing, a happy song La la la la la la Smurf the whole day long]
Patrick Winslow: Stop. Stop! Come on. None of you find that song just the tiniest bit annoying?
Grouchy: I find it annoying.
Papa: Well, what do you sing at work?
Patrick Winslow: I don't sing at work.
Smurfette: [gasps]What?
Gutsy: And you have to wear a leash. Harsh.
Smurfette: I know. How about if we hum? [they begin humming the song]
Patrick Winslow: Please stop humming.
Movie: The Smurfs
Grouchy: I'm tired of the whole dating game! Just say who you are, and be who you say, right?
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Patrick Winslow: So, tell me... that weird guy in the tatty bathrobe, at the toy store?
Papa: Gargamel?
Patrick Winslow: He's not really a wizard, is he?
Papa: Not the smartest of sorcerers, but dangerous just the same! Back home, I could hold him at bay with a spell or two. But here, without my books and potions... well, today we got lucky, but next time who knows?
Patrick Winslow: What are you gonna do?
Papa: I'll do anything and everything I can do to get my Smurfs home! I won't ever give up! They're my family, and you never give up on your family!
Papa: Gargamel?
Patrick Winslow: He's not really a wizard, is he?
Papa: Not the smartest of sorcerers, but dangerous just the same! Back home, I could hold him at bay with a spell or two. But here, without my books and potions... well, today we got lucky, but next time who knows?
Patrick Winslow: What are you gonna do?
Papa: I'll do anything and everything I can do to get my Smurfs home! I won't ever give up! They're my family, and you never give up on your family!
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Patrick Winslow: Doesn't it freak you out sometimes? I mean, all those little guys depending on you... I mean, what if you screw up? How do you know when you're ready?
Papa: Let me ask you something: why did you come for us today when your Grace called?
Patrick Winslow: She needed me, and I heard it in her voice.
Papa: That's what being a papa is. It comes time, you just do. [points at his head]
Papa: Knowing what to do doesn't come from here... it comes from here, where it matters most. [points at Patrick's belly]
Patrick Winslow: My spleen?
Papa: No, your heart! I'm trying to have a moment here, you whippersnapper!
Patrick Winslow: You're a good papa, Papa.
Papa: You'll be a good one, too.
Papa: Let me ask you something: why did you come for us today when your Grace called?
Patrick Winslow: She needed me, and I heard it in her voice.
Papa: That's what being a papa is. It comes time, you just do. [points at his head]
Papa: Knowing what to do doesn't come from here... it comes from here, where it matters most. [points at Patrick's belly]
Patrick Winslow: My spleen?
Papa: No, your heart! I'm trying to have a moment here, you whippersnapper!
Patrick Winslow: You're a good papa, Papa.
Papa: You'll be a good one, too.
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Papa: [laughs]Here, come sit on Papa's lap!
Patrick Winslow: Uh...
Papa: Oh, yeah. Right. Scratch that.
Patrick Winslow: Yeah, probably not the best idea...
Patrick Winslow: Uh...
Papa: Oh, yeah. Right. Scratch that.
Patrick Winslow: Yeah, probably not the best idea...
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Patrick Winslow: And you're all named after your personalities? Do you get your names when you're born or after you've exhibited certain traits?
Smurfs: Yes!
Smurfs: Yes!
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Gutsy: [sees Gargamel slam into a cab]You've had that coming to you for over thirty years! [laughs]
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[seeing New York City for the first time]Brainy: Wow! Palaces everywhere!
Grouchy: [sees someone dressed as the Statue of Liberty]Wow! A green goblin!
Smurfette: [sees someone dressed as Elmo]Wow! A red troll!
Gutsy: [sees a giant TV screen with Bar Rafaeli]Wow, look at that giant princess!
Grouchy: [sees someone dressed as the Statue of Liberty]Wow! A green goblin!
Smurfette: [sees someone dressed as Elmo]Wow! A red troll!
Gutsy: [sees a giant TV screen with Bar Rafaeli]Wow, look at that giant princess!
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[Grace and Smurfette try to sneak past Gargamel, but Azrael pounces on Grace]Grace Winslow: No no no no no!
Smurfette: You again! Get your paws off me!
Grace Winslow: You bad kitty! [swipes Azrael away]
Smurfette: [runs off]I hate that cat!
Smurfette: You again! Get your paws off me!
Grace Winslow: You bad kitty! [swipes Azrael away]
Smurfette: [runs off]I hate that cat!
Movie: The Smurfs
[Grouchy falls into a pile of blue sweets, and gets a mouthful]Grouchy: YUCK! Smurf droppings! These are disgusting... ly tasty!
Movie: The Smurfs
Patrick Winslow: To review, you guys come from a magic forest where you live in oversized mushrooms...
Papa: Yes.
Patrick Winslow: ...and you're being chased by an evil wizard...
Papa: Yeah.
Patrick Winslow: ...and you're trapped in New York until there's a blue moon...
Papa: Very good.
Patrick Winslow: ...and you like to use the extremely imprecise term smurf for just about everything.
Brainy: Smurf-xactly!
Papa: Yes.
Patrick Winslow: ...and you're being chased by an evil wizard...
Papa: Yeah.
Patrick Winslow: ...and you're trapped in New York until there's a blue moon...
Papa: Very good.
Patrick Winslow: ...and you like to use the extremely imprecise term smurf for just about everything.
Brainy: Smurf-xactly!
Movie: The Smurfs