The Social Network Quotes
Marylin Delpy : The site got twenty-two hundred hits within two hours?
Mark Zuckerberg : Thousand.
Marylin Delpy : I'm sorry?
Mark Zuckerberg : Twenty-two *thousand*.
Marylin Delpy : [ to herself ] Wow.
Mark Zuckerberg : Thousand.
Marylin Delpy : I'm sorry?
Mark Zuckerberg : Twenty-two *thousand*.
Marylin Delpy : [ to herself ] Wow.
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Mark Zuckerberg : You know, you really don't need a forensics team to get to the bottom of this. If you guys were the inventors of Facebook, you'd have invented Facebook.
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Mark Zuckerberg : As for any charges stemming from the breach of security, I believe I deserve some recognition from this board.
Ad Board Chairwoman : I'm sorry?
Mark Zuckerberg : Yes?
Ad Board Chairwoman : I don't understand.
Mark Zuckerberg : Which part?
Ad Board Chairwoman : I'm sorry?
Mark Zuckerberg : Yes?
Ad Board Chairwoman : I don't understand.
Mark Zuckerberg : Which part?
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Gage : Mr. Zuckerberg, do I have your full attention?
Mark Zuckerberg : [ stares out the window ] No.
Gage : Do you think I deserve it?
Mark Zuckerberg : [ looks at Gage ] What?
Gage : Do you think I deserve your full attention?
Mark Zuckerberg : I had to swear an oath before we began this deposition, and I don't want to perjure myself, so I have a legal obligation to say no.
Gage : Okay - no. You don't think I deserve your attention.
Mark Zuckerberg : I think if your clients want to sit on my shoulders and call themselves tall, they have the right to give it a try - but there's no requirement that I enjoy sitting here listening to people lie. You have part of my attention - you have the minimum amount. The rest of my attention is back at the offices of Facebook, where my colleagues and I are doing things that no one in this room, including and especially your clients, are intellectually or creatively capable of doing. [ pauses ]
Mark Zuckerberg : Did I adequately answer your condescending question?
Mark Zuckerberg : [ stares out the window ] No.
Gage : Do you think I deserve it?
Mark Zuckerberg : [ looks at Gage ] What?
Gage : Do you think I deserve your full attention?
Mark Zuckerberg : I had to swear an oath before we began this deposition, and I don't want to perjure myself, so I have a legal obligation to say no.
Gage : Okay - no. You don't think I deserve your attention.
Mark Zuckerberg : I think if your clients want to sit on my shoulders and call themselves tall, they have the right to give it a try - but there's no requirement that I enjoy sitting here listening to people lie. You have part of my attention - you have the minimum amount. The rest of my attention is back at the offices of Facebook, where my colleagues and I are doing things that no one in this room, including and especially your clients, are intellectually or creatively capable of doing. [ pauses ]
Mark Zuckerberg : Did I adequately answer your condescending question?
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K.C. : Seven different people spammed me the same link.
KC's Friend : What is it?
K.C. : I don't know, but I'm really hoping it's cats that look like Hitler, because I can never get enough of that.
KC's Friend : What is it?
K.C. : I don't know, but I'm really hoping it's cats that look like Hitler, because I can never get enough of that.
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Erica Albright : You called me a bitch on the Internet, Mark.
Mark Zuckerberg : That's why I wanted to talk to you.
Erica Albright : On the Internet.
Mark Zuckerberg : That's why I came over.
Erica Albright : Comparing women to farm animals.
Mark Zuckerberg : I didn't end up doing that.
Erica Albright : It didn't stop you from writing it. As if every thought that tumbles through your head was so clever it would be a crime for it not to be shared. The Internet's not written in pencil, Mark, it's written in ink. And you published that Erica Albright was a bitch, right before you made some ignorant crack about my family's name, my bra size, and then rated women based on their hotness.
Reggie : Erica, is there a problem?
Erica Albright : [ Turning to talk to Reggie ] No, there's no problem.
Erica Albright : [ Turning back to face Mark ] You write your snide bullshit from a dark room because that's what the angry do nowadays. I was nice to you, don't torture me for it.
Mark Zuckerberg : If we could just go somewhere for a minute.
Erica Albright : I don't want to be rude to my friends.
Mark Zuckerberg : Okay.
Erica Albright : Okay. [ pauses for a moment ]
Erica Albright : Good luck with your video-game.
Mark Zuckerberg : That's why I wanted to talk to you.
Erica Albright : On the Internet.
Mark Zuckerberg : That's why I came over.
Erica Albright : Comparing women to farm animals.
Mark Zuckerberg : I didn't end up doing that.
Erica Albright : It didn't stop you from writing it. As if every thought that tumbles through your head was so clever it would be a crime for it not to be shared. The Internet's not written in pencil, Mark, it's written in ink. And you published that Erica Albright was a bitch, right before you made some ignorant crack about my family's name, my bra size, and then rated women based on their hotness.
Reggie : Erica, is there a problem?
Erica Albright : [ Turning to talk to Reggie ] No, there's no problem.
Erica Albright : [ Turning back to face Mark ] You write your snide bullshit from a dark room because that's what the angry do nowadays. I was nice to you, don't torture me for it.
Mark Zuckerberg : If we could just go somewhere for a minute.
Erica Albright : I don't want to be rude to my friends.
Mark Zuckerberg : Okay.
Erica Albright : Okay. [ pauses for a moment ]
Erica Albright : Good luck with your video-game.
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Mark Zuckerberg : I went to my friend for the money because that's who I wanted to be partners with. Eduardo was the president of the Harvard Investors Association, and he was also my best friend.
Gage : Your best friend is suing you for six hundred million dollars.
Mark Zuckerberg : [ Sarcastically ] I didn't know that, tell me more.
Gage : Your best friend is suing you for six hundred million dollars.
Mark Zuckerberg : [ Sarcastically ] I didn't know that, tell me more.
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Erica Albright : You are probably going to be a very successful computer person. But you're going to go through life thinking that girls don't like you because you're a nerd. And I want you to know, from the bottom of my heart, that that won't be true. It'll be because you're an asshole.
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Eduardo Saverin : They're saying, the Winklevoss twins are saying that you stole their idea.
Mark Zuckerberg : I find that to be a little more than mildly annoying.
Eduardo Saverin : Oh? Well, they find it to be intellectual property theft. Why didn't you show this to me?
Mark Zuckerberg : [ flippantly ] It was addressed to me.
Eduardo Saverin : They're saying that we stole theFaceBook from Divya Narendera and the Winklevosses.
Mark Zuckerberg : [ trying to grab the letter out of Eduardo's hands ] I know what it says!
Eduardo Saverin : Did we?
Mark Zuckerberg : Did we what?
Eduardo Saverin : Don't screw around with me now. Look at me!
Mark Zuckerberg : [ Mark begrudgingly looks up at him ]
Eduardo Saverin : The letter says we could face legal action.
Mark Zuckerberg : No, it says I could face legal action.
Eduardo Saverin : This is from a lawyer Mark, they must feel they have some grounds.
Mark Zuckerberg : The lawyer is their father's house council!
Eduardo Saverin : Do they have grounds?
Mark Zuckerberg : The grounds are our thing is cool and popular and HarvardConnection is lame! Wardo, I didn't use any of their code, I promise. I didn't use anything! Look, a guy who builds a nice chair doesn't owe money to everyone who ever has built a chair, okay? They came to me with an idea, I had a better one.
Eduardo Saverin : Why didn't you show me this letter?
Mark Zuckerberg : I didn't think it was a big deal.
Eduardo Saverin : [ sighs before sitting down beside Mark ] Okay, if there's something wrong. If there's ever anything wrong, you can tell me, I'm the guy that wants to help. This i
Mark Zuckerberg : I find that to be a little more than mildly annoying.
Eduardo Saverin : Oh? Well, they find it to be intellectual property theft. Why didn't you show this to me?
Mark Zuckerberg : [ flippantly ] It was addressed to me.
Eduardo Saverin : They're saying that we stole theFaceBook from Divya Narendera and the Winklevosses.
Mark Zuckerberg : [ trying to grab the letter out of Eduardo's hands ] I know what it says!
Eduardo Saverin : Did we?
Mark Zuckerberg : Did we what?
Eduardo Saverin : Don't screw around with me now. Look at me!
Mark Zuckerberg : [ Mark begrudgingly looks up at him ]
Eduardo Saverin : The letter says we could face legal action.
Mark Zuckerberg : No, it says I could face legal action.
Eduardo Saverin : This is from a lawyer Mark, they must feel they have some grounds.
Mark Zuckerberg : The lawyer is their father's house council!
Eduardo Saverin : Do they have grounds?
Mark Zuckerberg : The grounds are our thing is cool and popular and HarvardConnection is lame! Wardo, I didn't use any of their code, I promise. I didn't use anything! Look, a guy who builds a nice chair doesn't owe money to everyone who ever has built a chair, okay? They came to me with an idea, I had a better one.
Eduardo Saverin : Why didn't you show me this letter?
Mark Zuckerberg : I didn't think it was a big deal.
Eduardo Saverin : [ sighs before sitting down beside Mark ] Okay, if there's something wrong. If there's ever anything wrong, you can tell me, I'm the guy that wants to help. This i
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Eduardo Saverin : Hey, Mark.
Mark Zuckerberg : Wardo.
Eduardo Saverin : You and Erica split up.
Mark Zuckerberg : [ confused ] How did you know that?
Eduardo Saverin : It's on your blog.
Mark Zuckerberg : Yeah.
Eduardo Saverin : Are you all right?
Mark Zuckerberg : I need you.
Eduardo Saverin : I'm here for you.
Mark Zuckerberg : No, I need the algorithm you used to rank chess players.
Eduardo Saverin : Are you OK?
Mark Zuckerberg : We're ranking girls.
Mark Zuckerberg : Wardo.
Eduardo Saverin : You and Erica split up.
Mark Zuckerberg : [ confused ] How did you know that?
Eduardo Saverin : It's on your blog.
Mark Zuckerberg : Yeah.
Eduardo Saverin : Are you all right?
Mark Zuckerberg : I need you.
Eduardo Saverin : I'm here for you.
Mark Zuckerberg : No, I need the algorithm you used to rank chess players.
Eduardo Saverin : Are you OK?
Mark Zuckerberg : We're ranking girls.
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Sean Parker : You don't even know what the thing is yet. How big it can get, how far it can go. This is no time to take your chips down. A million dollars isn't cool, you know what's cool?
Eduardo Saverin : [ Sarcastically ] You?
Eduardo Saverin : [ the scene shifts back to the deposition room ] A billion dollars.
Eduardo Saverin : [ Sarcastically ] You?
Eduardo Saverin : [ the scene shifts back to the deposition room ] A billion dollars.
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Sean Parker : We lived on farms, then we lived in cities, and now we're going to live on the internet!
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Marylin Delpy : [ Last Lines ] You're not an asshole, Mark. You're just trying so hard to be.
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Mark Zuckerberg : Ma'am, I know you've done your homework and so you know that money isn't a big part of my life, but at the moment I could buy Mt. Auburn Street, take the Phoenix Club, and turn it into my ping-pong room.
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Mark Zuckerberg : Eduardo, it's like a Final Club except we're the president.
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Eduardo Saverin : [ Answering a call from Mark on his cell phone ] Yeah?
Mark Zuckerberg : You froze our account?
Eduardo Saverin : I did.
Mark Zuckerberg : You froze the account!
Eduardo Saverin : I had to get your attention Mark.
Mark Zuckerberg : Do you realize that you jeopardized the entire company? Do you realize that your actions could have permanently destroyed everything I've been working on?
Eduardo Saverin : WE have been working on!
Mark Zuckerberg : [ speaking frantically, almost hysterical ] Without money the site can't function. Okay, let me tell you the difference between Facebook and everyone else, we don't crash EVER! If those servers are down for even a day, our entire reputation is irreversibly destroyed! Users are fickle, Friendster has proved that. Even a few people leaving would reverberate through the entire userbase. The users are interconnected, that is the whole point. College kids are online because their friends are online, and if one domino goes, the other dominos go, don't you get that? I am not going back to the Caribbean Night at AEPi!
Mark Zuckerberg : You froze our account?
Eduardo Saverin : I did.
Mark Zuckerberg : You froze the account!
Eduardo Saverin : I had to get your attention Mark.
Mark Zuckerberg : Do you realize that you jeopardized the entire company? Do you realize that your actions could have permanently destroyed everything I've been working on?
Eduardo Saverin : WE have been working on!
Mark Zuckerberg : [ speaking frantically, almost hysterical ] Without money the site can't function. Okay, let me tell you the difference between Facebook and everyone else, we don't crash EVER! If those servers are down for even a day, our entire reputation is irreversibly destroyed! Users are fickle, Friendster has proved that. Even a few people leaving would reverberate through the entire userbase. The users are interconnected, that is the whole point. College kids are online because their friends are online, and if one domino goes, the other dominos go, don't you get that? I am not going back to the Caribbean Night at AEPi!
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Marylin Delpy : What are you doing?
Mark Zuckerberg : Checking in to see how it's going in Bosnia.
Marylin Delpy : Bosnia. They don't have roads, but they have Facebook. [ Mark says nothing ]
Marylin Delpy : You must really hate the Winklevosses.
Mark Zuckerberg : I don't hate anybody. The "Winklevii" aren't suing me for intellectual property theft. They're suing me because for the first time in their lives, things didn't go exactly the way they were supposed to for them.
Mark Zuckerberg : Checking in to see how it's going in Bosnia.
Marylin Delpy : Bosnia. They don't have roads, but they have Facebook. [ Mark says nothing ]
Marylin Delpy : You must really hate the Winklevosses.
Mark Zuckerberg : I don't hate anybody. The "Winklevii" aren't suing me for intellectual property theft. They're suing me because for the first time in their lives, things didn't go exactly the way they were supposed to for them.
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Erica Albright : [ Angry ] I'm sorry you are not sufficiently impressed with my education.
Mark Zuckerberg : I'm sorry I don't have a rowboat, so we're even.
Erica Albright : I think we should just be friends.
Mark Zuckerberg : I don't want friends.
Erica Albright : I was just being polite, I have no intention of being friends with you.
Mark Zuckerberg : I'm sorry I don't have a rowboat, so we're even.
Erica Albright : I think we should just be friends.
Mark Zuckerberg : I don't want friends.
Erica Albright : I was just being polite, I have no intention of being friends with you.
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Sean Parker : You think you know me, don't you?
Eduardo Saverin : I've read enough.
Sean Parker : You know how much I've read about you? [ whispers ]
Sean Parker : Nothing.
Eduardo Saverin : I've read enough.
Sean Parker : You know how much I've read about you? [ whispers ]
Sean Parker : Nothing.
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Cameron Winklevoss : What, do you want to hire an IP lawyer and sue him?
Divya Narendra : No, I want to hire the Sopranos to beat the shit out of him with a hammer!
Tyler Winklevoss : We don't even have to do that.
Cameron Winklevoss : That's right.
Tyler Winklevoss : We can do that ourselves. I'm 6'5", 220, and there's two of me.
Divya Narendra : No, I want to hire the Sopranos to beat the shit out of him with a hammer!
Tyler Winklevoss : We don't even have to do that.
Cameron Winklevoss : That's right.
Tyler Winklevoss : We can do that ourselves. I'm 6'5", 220, and there's two of me.
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Mark Zuckerberg : Your date looks so familiar to me.
Sean Parker : She looks familiar to a lot of people.
Mark Zuckerberg : What do you mean?
Sean Parker : A Stanford MBA named Roy Raymond wants to buy his wife some lingerie but he's too embarrassed to shop for it at a department store. He comes up with an idea for a high end place that doesn't make you feel like a pervert. He gets a $40,000 bank loan, borrows another $40,000 from his in-laws, opens a store, and calls it Victoria's Secret. Makes a half million dollars his first year. He starts a catalog, opens three more stores and after five years he sells the company to Leslie Wexner and the Limited for four million dollars. Happy ending, right? Except two years later, the company's worth 500 million dollars and Roy Raymond jumps off the Golden Gate Bridge. Poor guy just wanted to buy his wife a pair of thigh-highs.
Sean Parker : She looks familiar to a lot of people.
Mark Zuckerberg : What do you mean?
Sean Parker : A Stanford MBA named Roy Raymond wants to buy his wife some lingerie but he's too embarrassed to shop for it at a department store. He comes up with an idea for a high end place that doesn't make you feel like a pervert. He gets a $40,000 bank loan, borrows another $40,000 from his in-laws, opens a store, and calls it Victoria's Secret. Makes a half million dollars his first year. He starts a catalog, opens three more stores and after five years he sells the company to Leslie Wexner and the Limited for four million dollars. Happy ending, right? Except two years later, the company's worth 500 million dollars and Roy Raymond jumps off the Golden Gate Bridge. Poor guy just wanted to buy his wife a pair of thigh-highs.
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Amy : You don't know my name, do you?
Sean Parker : Is it Stanford?
Amy : [ playfully ] I should just kick your ass! How do you go to a party and you meet somebody...
Sean Parker : [ Cutting her off ] Amelia Ritter, but you prefer Amy. You're from Orinda. Your father's in commercial real estate, and your mother's ten years sober.
Amy : [ Smiling ] What's my major?
Sean Parker : Trombone?
Amy : Really?
Sean Parker : I remember something about a trombone.
Sean Parker : Is it Stanford?
Amy : [ playfully ] I should just kick your ass! How do you go to a party and you meet somebody...
Sean Parker : [ Cutting her off ] Amelia Ritter, but you prefer Amy. You're from Orinda. Your father's in commercial real estate, and your mother's ten years sober.
Amy : [ Smiling ] What's my major?
Sean Parker : Trombone?
Amy : Really?
Sean Parker : I remember something about a trombone.
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Sean Parker : Well, I founded an internet company that let folks download and share music for free.
Amy : Kind of like Napster?
Sean Parker : Exactly like Napster.
Amy : What do you mean?
Sean Parker : I founded Napster.
Amy : Sean Parker founded Napster.
Sean Parker : Nice to meet you.
Amy : [ Surprised ] You're Sean Parker?
Sean Parker : Ah ha! You see, the shoe is on the other...
Amy : Foot?
Sean Parker : Table. Which has turned.
Amy : I just slept with Sean Parker?
Sean Parker : You just slept ON Sean Parker.
Amy : Kind of like Napster?
Sean Parker : Exactly like Napster.
Amy : What do you mean?
Sean Parker : I founded Napster.
Amy : Sean Parker founded Napster.
Sean Parker : Nice to meet you.
Amy : [ Surprised ] You're Sean Parker?
Sean Parker : Ah ha! You see, the shoe is on the other...
Amy : Foot?
Sean Parker : Table. Which has turned.
Amy : I just slept with Sean Parker?
Sean Parker : You just slept ON Sean Parker.
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Mark Zuckerberg : I'm just saying I need to do something substantial in order to get the attention of the clubs.
Erica Albright : Why?
Mark Zuckerberg : Because they're exclusive. And fun. And they lead to a better life.
Erica Albright : Teddy Roosevelt didn't get elected president because he was a member of the Phoenix club.
Mark Zuckerberg : He was a member of the Porcelain, and yes he did.
Erica Albright : Why?
Mark Zuckerberg : Because they're exclusive. And fun. And they lead to a better life.
Erica Albright : Teddy Roosevelt didn't get elected president because he was a member of the Phoenix club.
Mark Zuckerberg : He was a member of the Porcelain, and yes he did.
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Mark Zuckerberg : I'm not a bad guy.
Marylin Delpy : I know that. When there's emotional testimony, I assume that 85% of it is exaggeration.
Mark Zuckerberg : And the other fifteen?
Marylin Delpy : Perjury. Creation myths need a Devil.
Marylin Delpy : I know that. When there's emotional testimony, I assume that 85% of it is exaggeration.
Mark Zuckerberg : And the other fifteen?
Marylin Delpy : Perjury. Creation myths need a Devil.
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Cameron Winklevoss : Is there any way to make this a fair fight?
Tyler Winklevoss : We could jump out and swim.
Cameron Winklevoss : We'd have to jump out and drown.
Tyler Winklevoss : Well, you could forward and I could row backward.
Cameron Winklevoss : We're genetically identical. Science says we'd stay in one place.
Tyler Winklevoss : Just row the damn boat.
Tyler Winklevoss : We could jump out and swim.
Cameron Winklevoss : We'd have to jump out and drown.
Tyler Winklevoss : Well, you could forward and I could row backward.
Cameron Winklevoss : We're genetically identical. Science says we'd stay in one place.
Tyler Winklevoss : Just row the damn boat.
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Eduardo Saverin : Open your present. It's a silk scarf.
Christy : Have you EVER seen me wear a scarf?
Eduardo Saverin : This will be your first.
Christy : Have you EVER seen me wear a scarf?
Eduardo Saverin : This will be your first.
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Divya Narendra : You invented something in high school too, right?
Mark Zuckerberg : An app for an MP3 player that recognizes your taste in music.
Divya Narendra : Anybody try to buy it?
Mark Zuckerberg : Microsoft.
Divya Narendra : Wow. How much?
Mark Zuckerberg : Didn't sell it, uploaded it for free.
Divya Narendra : For free?
Mark Zuckerberg : Yeah.
Divya Narendra : [ Looking a little puzzled ] Why? [ Mark shrugs ]
Mark Zuckerberg : An app for an MP3 player that recognizes your taste in music.
Divya Narendra : Anybody try to buy it?
Mark Zuckerberg : Microsoft.
Divya Narendra : Wow. How much?
Mark Zuckerberg : Didn't sell it, uploaded it for free.
Divya Narendra : For free?
Mark Zuckerberg : Yeah.
Divya Narendra : [ Looking a little puzzled ] Why? [ Mark shrugs ]
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