The Soup Quotes
Himself - Host: Joss, you've come by to tell me something very important.
Joss Stone: I have. It's very serious. Um, Joel McHale, I am very mad at you.
Himself - Host: Why? What did I do wrong?
Joss Stone: Well, I watch the show every week, and you never mention me. And I would like to know why.
Himself - Host: Well, have you just gotten out of rehab?
Joss Stone: No.
Himself - Host: Do you have a DUI?
Joss Stone: No.
Himself - Host: Did you get knocked up by a rock star or a backup dancer?
Joss Stone: No.
Himself - Host: Did you ever do any time? Shave your head? Tape a sex tape? Is anybody after your kids? Do you have a show on E? Is your father Michael Lohan?
Joss Stone: No.
Himself - Host: Well, see, there you go, Joss: you are way too well-adjusted to be on our show. Now, if you want to get on "The Soup," you've got to get out there, get freaky, and start acting like a rock star.
Joss Stone: Oh. That's it? That's all I gotta do?
Himself - Host: That's it.
Joss Stone: All right.
Himself - Host: And if you're a celebrity who'd like to be on the show, pick up our helpful guide "How To Ruin Your Life And Become A Punchline On 'The Soup.'"
Joss Stone: Okay, wicked. Okay, I'll be needing that.
Himself - Host: Here you go. Oh, here's your bottle of vodka.
Joss Stone: Oh, thank you. I'm going to be needing this, right?
Himself - Host: And here are Ryan Se
Joss Stone: I have. It's very serious. Um, Joel McHale, I am very mad at you.
Himself - Host: Why? What did I do wrong?
Joss Stone: Well, I watch the show every week, and you never mention me. And I would like to know why.
Himself - Host: Well, have you just gotten out of rehab?
Joss Stone: No.
Himself - Host: Do you have a DUI?
Joss Stone: No.
Himself - Host: Did you get knocked up by a rock star or a backup dancer?
Joss Stone: No.
Himself - Host: Did you ever do any time? Shave your head? Tape a sex tape? Is anybody after your kids? Do you have a show on E? Is your father Michael Lohan?
Joss Stone: No.
Himself - Host: Well, see, there you go, Joss: you are way too well-adjusted to be on our show. Now, if you want to get on "The Soup," you've got to get out there, get freaky, and start acting like a rock star.
Joss Stone: Oh. That's it? That's all I gotta do?
Himself - Host: That's it.
Joss Stone: All right.
Himself - Host: And if you're a celebrity who'd like to be on the show, pick up our helpful guide "How To Ruin Your Life And Become A Punchline On 'The Soup.'"
Joss Stone: Okay, wicked. Okay, I'll be needing that.
Himself - Host: Here you go. Oh, here's your bottle of vodka.
Joss Stone: Oh, thank you. I'm going to be needing this, right?
Himself - Host: And here are Ryan Se
TV Show: The Soup
[on David Beckham's first soccer game in America]
Host: Americans learned a lot about soccer that day; for instance, it's played by people who are over ten years old.
Host: Americans learned a lot about soccer that day; for instance, it's played by people who are over ten years old.
TV Show: The Soup