The Spirit of Christmas Quotes

Jesus: Behold my glory!
Stan: Holy shit! It's Jesus!

Movie: The Spirit of Christmas
Stan: Yeah. And you know? I think I learned something today, it doesn't matter if you're Christian or Jewish or Atheist or Hindu. Christmas still is about one very important thing.
Cartman: Yeah, ham.
Stan: No not ham, you fat ****!
Cartman: **** you!
Stan: Christmas is about something much more important.
Kyle: What?
Stan: Presents.
Kyle: Ah.
Stan: Don't you see, Kyle? Presents.

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[after Cartman makes a remark about Jews]
Kyle: Don't you oppress me, fat boy!
Cartman: Don't call me fat, butt****er!
Kyle: Then don't belittle my people you ****in' fatass!
Cartman: GODDAMMIT, DON'T CALL ME FAT, YOU BUTT****ING SONOFA*****!

Movie: The Spirit of Christmas