The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water Quotes
Mr. Krabs: The Krabby Patty is what ties us all together! Without it, there will be a complete breakdown of social order! A war of all against all! Dark times are ahead! Dark times indeed!
Squidward Tentacles: Seriously? Aren't you overreacting a bit? [Scene changes to Mr. Krabs, Squidward and the Bikini Bottom citizens wearing bad clothes and the citizens ran away, screaming in the ruins of Bikini Bottom]
Mr. Krabs: Welcome to the apocalypse, Mr. Squidward. I hope you like leather.
Squidward Tentacles: I prefer suede.
Squidward Tentacles: Seriously? Aren't you overreacting a bit? [Scene changes to Mr. Krabs, Squidward and the Bikini Bottom citizens wearing bad clothes and the citizens ran away, screaming in the ruins of Bikini Bottom]
Mr. Krabs: Welcome to the apocalypse, Mr. Squidward. I hope you like leather.
Squidward Tentacles: I prefer suede.
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[from trailer][SpongeBob is playing two keyboards of a tiny piano over and over again] Plankton: Will you stop playing that tiny piano? [SpongeBob stops playing and hides the tiny piano behind his back ]
SpongeBob SquarePants: Sorry.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Sorry.
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[from trailer] Fish: Alright, all secondary characters, come with me.
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[from trailer] SpongeBob SquarePants: Alright, here comes the pain!
Burger-Beard: Hah! [He opens a hatch and many cannons came out of the front hatch]
SpongeBob SquarePants: Ah!
Plankton: That ain't good. [He fires a cannon ball at SpongeBob, but it goes in a bubble. He fires more cannon balls, then SpongeBob as the Invincibubble gets them in many bubbles]
Patrick Star: They're beautiful. [He pops a bubble, then a cannon ball lands on his face]
Burger-Beard: Hah! [He opens a hatch and many cannons came out of the front hatch]
SpongeBob SquarePants: Ah!
Plankton: That ain't good. [He fires a cannon ball at SpongeBob, but it goes in a bubble. He fires more cannon balls, then SpongeBob as the Invincibubble gets them in many bubbles]
Patrick Star: They're beautiful. [He pops a bubble, then a cannon ball lands on his face]
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[Patrick is hitting his rock home with the word grandma on the bottom with a hammer] SpongeBob SquarePants: Patrick, what are you doing?
Patrick Star: Vandalizing stuff.
Plankton: Isn't that your house?
Patrick Star: Vandalizing stuff.
Plankton: Isn't that your house?
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[from trailer] SpongeBob SquarePants: Mr. Superawesomeness, take him down. [Patrick uses his mind to control ice cream at him, he holds two ice creams as thunder crashes, but Patrick starts eating them]
SpongeBob SquarePants: Maybe, we should've picked a better superpower for you, Patrick.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Maybe, we should've picked a better superpower for you, Patrick.
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[from trailer] Patrick Star: SpongeBob!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Patrick?
Patrick Star: Talk to me, buddy.
SpongeBob SquarePants: I'm seeing a bright light.
Patrick Star: [blocks the sun]Is this better?
SpongeBob SquarePants: Much. Thank you.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Patrick?
Patrick Star: Talk to me, buddy.
SpongeBob SquarePants: I'm seeing a bright light.
Patrick Star: [blocks the sun]Is this better?
SpongeBob SquarePants: Much. Thank you.
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[from trailer] SpongeBob SquarePants: Cotton candy.
Sandy Cheeks: If you ate all of that, you'll have enough energy to run around the whole world. [SpongeBob and Patrick ate the cotton candy, starts going hyper, and starts laughing as they run all over the world, but Sandy throws a travel card away as SpongeBob and Patrick are still laughing]
Squidward Tentacles: Ahh! When is the sugar gonna wear off? [SpongeBob and Patrick fell down front]
Sandy Cheeks: If you ate all of that, you'll have enough energy to run around the whole world. [SpongeBob and Patrick ate the cotton candy, starts going hyper, and starts laughing as they run all over the world, but Sandy throws a travel card away as SpongeBob and Patrick are still laughing]
Squidward Tentacles: Ahh! When is the sugar gonna wear off? [SpongeBob and Patrick fell down front]
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[in sneak peek] SpongeBob SquarePants: Give me that!
Plankton: Come on, SpongeBob, join me and we'll be rich and powerful until I eventually betray you! [They're struggling for the Secret Formula]
Plankton: Join me!
SpongeBob SquarePants: No! Never! I'm on Team Krabs for life!
Mr. Krabs: [He muster the metal shutters open to get in]PLANKTON! [SpongeBob and Plankton continue to struggle for the Krabby Patty Secret Forumla until it magically disappeared]
SpongeBob SquarePants: What? Where'd it go?
Plankton: [in thoughts]Wait a minute, molecular deconstruction? I proved that to be a scientific impossibility seven times!
SpongeBob SquarePants: [in thoughts]Wait a minute, I think I forgot to empty Gary's litter box today.
Plankton: Come on, SpongeBob, join me and we'll be rich and powerful until I eventually betray you! [They're struggling for the Secret Formula]
Plankton: Join me!
SpongeBob SquarePants: No! Never! I'm on Team Krabs for life!
Mr. Krabs: [He muster the metal shutters open to get in]PLANKTON! [SpongeBob and Plankton continue to struggle for the Krabby Patty Secret Forumla until it magically disappeared]
SpongeBob SquarePants: What? Where'd it go?
Plankton: [in thoughts]Wait a minute, molecular deconstruction? I proved that to be a scientific impossibility seven times!
SpongeBob SquarePants: [in thoughts]Wait a minute, I think I forgot to empty Gary's litter box today.
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[from TV spot] SpongeBob SquarePants: If you're from the future, what am I going to say next?
Plankton: Something moronic?
SpongeBob SquarePants: Wow.
Plankton: Something moronic?
SpongeBob SquarePants: Wow.
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SpongeBob SquarePants: We'll take one secret formula to go. Clear the area, citizens! There's gonna be some serious aft-kicking here!
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[from trailer] SpongeBob SquarePants: A giant hairy porpoise's beached!
Mr. Krabs: We need to get these guys back in the water. [the gang tries to roll a human in the ocean, but it landed on them in the sand]
Squidward Tentacles: Ew, this place smells awful!
Mr. Krabs: We need to get these guys back in the water. [the gang tries to roll a human in the ocean, but it landed on them in the sand]
Squidward Tentacles: Ew, this place smells awful!
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[from trailer][SpongeBob laughs while Plankton is taped on Mr. Krabs' desk] Plankton: Oooooooooowwwwwww! Oh, make it stop, Krabs! Make it stop!
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[from sneak peek] SpongeBob SquarePants: [They arrived in the human world]Woah! What is this place?
Mr. Krabs: I have a bad feeling about this.
Patrick Star: [they see a foot]Maybe, this guys knows where we are. He looks smart. He's got five heads.
SpongeBob SquarePants: [to the foot]Um, sir, can you tell us where to find the krabby patty?
Patrick Star: Hey! My friend is talking to you. [He taps the foot several times]
Mr. Krabs: I have a bad feeling about this.
Patrick Star: [they see a foot]Maybe, this guys knows where we are. He looks smart. He's got five heads.
SpongeBob SquarePants: [to the foot]Um, sir, can you tell us where to find the krabby patty?
Patrick Star: Hey! My friend is talking to you. [He taps the foot several times]
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[from sneak peek] Squidward Tentacles: Mr. Krabs, the customers are getting restless. [the customers are yelling refunds!]
Mr. Krabs: Listen up, boy get in there and make me customers some krabby patties. [SpongeBob screams like a girl when he finds out there are no krabby patties there]
Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob! What's wrong, boy? [He opens the freezer door a little, and he screamed like a girl as well]
Mr. Krabs: We're out of krabby patties?
SpongeBob SquarePants: How can we make more krabby patties without the secret formula?
Mr. Krabs: You've got to have that formuler memorized by now.
SpongeBob SquarePants: But as you are aware, sir, the Employee Handbook clearly states, and I quote, No employee may in part, or in whole, commit the Krabby Patty secret formula to any recorded, written, or visual form, including memories, dreams, and/or needlepoint.
Mr. Krabs: [He sobbed]Oh, curse you, fine print!
Mr. Krabs: Listen up, boy get in there and make me customers some krabby patties. [SpongeBob screams like a girl when he finds out there are no krabby patties there]
Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob! What's wrong, boy? [He opens the freezer door a little, and he screamed like a girl as well]
Mr. Krabs: We're out of krabby patties?
SpongeBob SquarePants: How can we make more krabby patties without the secret formula?
Mr. Krabs: You've got to have that formuler memorized by now.
SpongeBob SquarePants: But as you are aware, sir, the Employee Handbook clearly states, and I quote, No employee may in part, or in whole, commit the Krabby Patty secret formula to any recorded, written, or visual form, including memories, dreams, and/or needlepoint.
Mr. Krabs: [He sobbed]Oh, curse you, fine print!
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[from preview] SpongeBob SquarePants: We'll take one secret formula to go! Clear the area, citizens. There's gonna be some serious aft kicking here. [a boy takes a picture of SpongeBob and his friends on his phone]
SpongeBob SquarePants: Sour Note! [Squidward magically unleashes a clarinet and starts playing a really louder note which made the customers covering their ears and leave]
Burger-Beard: No, wait, wait! Customers! No wait, please!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Sour Note! [Squidward magically unleashes a clarinet and starts playing a really louder note which made the customers covering their ears and leave]
Burger-Beard: No, wait, wait! Customers! No wait, please!
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[from trailer] SpongeBob SquarePants: There's the book! Now, it's our turn to rewrite the story.
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[from TV spot] Patrick Star: What's the secret password?
SpongeBob SquarePants ,
Plankton: Uuuhhhh...
Patrick Star: Correct!
SpongeBob SquarePants ,
Plankton: Uuuhhhh...
Patrick Star: Correct!
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[from trailer][Patrick looks at a girl holding an ice cream cone with three scoops] Patrick Star: Where have you been all my life? [He starts eating the girl's three scoops of ice cream]
SpongeBob SquarePants: This is uncomfortable.
SpongeBob SquarePants: This is uncomfortable.
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[from trailer] Squidward Tentacles: Look at me, I'm a god.
Burger-Beard: Hah! [He throws six soda plastic rings on Squidward's nose, and Squidward tries to take it off]
Squidward Tentacles: What is this diabolical thing? [a girl on a sidewalk takes a picture of Squidward on her phone]
Burger-Beard: Hah! [He throws six soda plastic rings on Squidward's nose, and Squidward tries to take it off]
Squidward Tentacles: What is this diabolical thing? [a girl on a sidewalk takes a picture of Squidward on her phone]
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[from sneak peek] Mr. Krabs: Where's me formula, Plankton?
Plankton: I... I don't know. It just disappeared
Mr. Krabs: Why should I believe you, you lying liar?
SpongeBob SquarePants: Normally, I'd agree with you, Mr. Krabs, but this time, he's telling the truth! It just vanished!
Plankton: It's true!
Plankton: I... I don't know. It just disappeared
Mr. Krabs: Why should I believe you, you lying liar?
SpongeBob SquarePants: Normally, I'd agree with you, Mr. Krabs, but this time, he's telling the truth! It just vanished!
Plankton: It's true!
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[from TV spot] SpongeBob SquarePants: Let's go, team! [a pelican squawks at Patrick as he is pushed down, hanging to an edge of a rock cliff]
Patrick Star: I want a new team! This one's broken!
Patrick Star: I want a new team! This one's broken!
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[from trailer] SpongeBob SquarePants: Krabby Patties!
Mr. Krabs: What are you doing with me formula?
Burger-Beard: You mean... [he sets up his restaurant]
Burger-Beard: *me* formula!
Mr. Krabs: What are you doing with me formula?
Burger-Beard: You mean... [he sets up his restaurant]
Burger-Beard: *me* formula!
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[from trailer] Mr. Krabs: Without it, there will be a complete breakdown of social order!
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[from TV spot][Patrick throws a giant jar of mayonnaise and lands in the middle of the ground as Plankton's battle tank gets stuck in the mayonnaise] Plankton: Oh, shrimp. [Plankton's battle tank explodes]
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[from TV spot] SpongeBob SquarePants: Maybe, you should get that checked out.
Patrick Star: [His eyes are holed by the cannonball]Why?
Patrick Star: [His eyes are holed by the cannonball]Why?
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[from TV spot] SpongeBob SquarePants: Look out! [a boy on his skateboard hits a pole and falls down]
Sandy Cheeks: Aw, nuts!
Sandy Cheeks: Aw, nuts!
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Patrick Star: [Licking a picture of a Krabby Patty]Does anyone have a picture of some ketchup?
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