The Stooge Quotes
Curly-Joe: [a head bust of Napolean blows dirt in Curly Joe's face] Now Nappy, was that nice? And you used to be one of my favorite generals! You're going to get in trouble for that, buddy boy.
Movie: The Stooge
Sam Robertson: [Referring to Ted Rogers] Tell me the truth, Miss Regan, do you honestly think he's human?
Miss Regan, Robertson's Secretary: I've heard people bet both ways.
Miss Regan, Robertson's Secretary: I've heard people bet both ways.
Movie: The Stooge
[Coming back from Malice in the Palace]
Mike: Well, hello, and a hardy knyuck knyuck to you all. You know, one of the most enduring myths about The Three Stooges is that they make men wet themselves with laughter but women avoid them like the black death.
Bill: Well, I think we can put that little truism to rest once and for all today, Mike, because with us today we have an actual Three Stooges-loving woman. Woman!
Mike: That's right. Woman? [Kevin enters, in drag.]
Mike: Oh, and we forgot to mention that kevin had to go wash his back...
Bill: Down at the gas station.
Mike: Right.
Bill: Woman!
Kevin: Yes?
Mike: Hello, woman.
Kevin: Hi.
Bill: How's it hanging, woman?
Kevin: Just fine.
Mike: So, woman...you're a big fan of the Three Stooges, right?
Kevin: I think they're great.
Bill: And you are a woman, right, woman? No penis on you at all?
Kevin: No.
Mike: Could you say that to the camera, please?
Kevin: No penis. I have no penis.
Bill: That's what we thought.
Mike: Well, hello, and a hardy knyuck knyuck to you all. You know, one of the most enduring myths about The Three Stooges is that they make men wet themselves with laughter but women avoid them like the black death.
Bill: Well, I think we can put that little truism to rest once and for all today, Mike, because with us today we have an actual Three Stooges-loving woman. Woman!
Mike: That's right. Woman? [Kevin enters, in drag.]
Mike: Oh, and we forgot to mention that kevin had to go wash his back...
Bill: Down at the gas station.
Mike: Right.
Bill: Woman!
Kevin: Yes?
Mike: Hello, woman.
Kevin: Hi.
Bill: How's it hanging, woman?
Kevin: Just fine.
Mike: So, woman...you're a big fan of the Three Stooges, right?
Kevin: I think they're great.
Bill: And you are a woman, right, woman? No penis on you at all?
Kevin: No.
Mike: Could you say that to the camera, please?
Kevin: No penis. I have no penis.
Bill: That's what we thought.
Movie: The Stooge
[the Three Stooges are trying to convince Phileas to take them with him]
Moe: Who's going to lay out your day togs for daywear?
Moe: And your night togs for nightmares?
Moe: Who's going to lay out your day togs for daywear?
Moe: And your night togs for nightmares?
Movie: The Stooge