The Suite Life of Zack and Cody Quotes
Cody Martin: Zack, don't just stand there! Do something!
Emily: [to Zack] You're not my mommy! I want my mommy!
Zack Martin: Cody, I think she wants you.
Emily: [to Zack] You're not my mommy! I want my mommy!
Zack Martin: Cody, I think she wants you.
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Cody Martin: [sees the man for the Weekend Washington is here; hurries to Zack and pulls him away from Maddie.] Zack! The guy from the Weekend Washington is here! He's here to interview me and I can't be me because I don't look like me, I'm supposed to look like you since you look like me you've gotta be me!
Zack Martin: I can't help you.
Cody Martin: Why?
Zack Martin: 'Cause I have no idea what you've just said.
Zack Martin: I can't help you.
Cody Martin: Why?
Zack Martin: 'Cause I have no idea what you've just said.
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Jesse McCartney: Excuse me. [points to where Maddie and London are standing, disguised as waiters]
London: [squeals] He's pointing at me! I think he wants to propose. [rolls up sleeves]
Maddie: He's pointing at the water, dingbat, he thinks you're a waiter.
London: Why would he think that?
Maddie: [looks over at London]
London: Right.
London: [squeals] He's pointing at me! I think he wants to propose. [rolls up sleeves]
Maddie: He's pointing at the water, dingbat, he thinks you're a waiter.
London: Why would he think that?
Maddie: [looks over at London]
London: Right.
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Maddie Fitzpatrick: We're making the famous Tipton Spinning salad bowl as we have done a thousand times before.
London: [giggles nervously] We have?
Maddie Fitzpatrick: Yes! London lettuce!
London: Let us what?
Maddie Fitzpatrick: The green stuff!
London: [giggles nervously again] Oh right!
Maddie Fitzpatrick: [to man at restaurant] You are going to love it, it is so good.
London: [giggles nervously] We have?
Maddie Fitzpatrick: Yes! London lettuce!
London: Let us what?
Maddie Fitzpatrick: The green stuff!
London: [giggles nervously again] Oh right!
Maddie Fitzpatrick: [to man at restaurant] You are going to love it, it is so good.
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Zack Martin: [to Cody] Well, if you're so smart, what's the capital of North Dakota?
Cody Martin: Bizmark.
Zack Martin: I thought Bizmark was the capital of South Dakota.
Cody Martin: No, that's Pierre.
Zack Martin: So what's the capital of Wyoming?
Cody Martin: Cheyenne.
Zack Martin: Thanks, you just finished my homework... Like shootin' fish in a barrel.
Cody Martin: Bizmark.
Zack Martin: I thought Bizmark was the capital of South Dakota.
Cody Martin: No, that's Pierre.
Zack Martin: So what's the capital of Wyoming?
Cody Martin: Cheyenne.
Zack Martin: Thanks, you just finished my homework... Like shootin' fish in a barrel.
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Zack Martin: You'll be surprised to see how this father to be has corralled these young suckers. [they turn the corner to see Cody bound and gagged]
Maddie: [taking the gag off Cody] How could you let this happen?
Cody Martin: Well, the blonde one tripped me and the rest is a blur.
Maddie: [taking the gag off Cody] How could you let this happen?
Cody Martin: Well, the blonde one tripped me and the rest is a blur.
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London: Good news!
Maddie: Me, too!
London: Me first: I got a D+ in math!
Maddie: [confused] That's good news?
London: Yeah! Thanks to you, I passed. My daddy got me a plasma screen TV!
Maddie: Wow, all I get when I get an A+ is an extra slice of pie.
London: Is that your good news?
Maddie: No, I took your advice and broke up with Lance. I was blunt... I was direct... and if I do say so myself I was pretty darn mean!
London: So I learned something from you and you learned something from me!
Maddie: Yeah! And now you have a plasma TV and... I don't have a boyfriend.
London: So everybody's happy!
Maddie: Me, too!
London: Me first: I got a D+ in math!
Maddie: [confused] That's good news?
London: Yeah! Thanks to you, I passed. My daddy got me a plasma screen TV!
Maddie: Wow, all I get when I get an A+ is an extra slice of pie.
London: Is that your good news?
Maddie: No, I took your advice and broke up with Lance. I was blunt... I was direct... and if I do say so myself I was pretty darn mean!
London: So I learned something from you and you learned something from me!
Maddie: Yeah! And now you have a plasma TV and... I don't have a boyfriend.
London: So everybody's happy!
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Maddie: I can't believe I'm going out with him again!
London: I can't believe I might have to wear plaid!
Maddie: Teach me to be mean!
London: Teach me to be smart!
Both: Help me!
London: I can't believe I might have to wear plaid!
Maddie: Teach me to be mean!
London: Teach me to be smart!
Both: Help me!
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Maddie: I hate beauty pageants!
Carey: I know. I never won one, either.
Maddie: The point is, people award girls for being shallow, plastic robots. What kind of superficial airhead thinks that's cool?
[London enters wearing a beauty pageant sash.]
London: Isn't this cool?
Maddie: Oh, that kind.
Carey: I know. I never won one, either.
Maddie: The point is, people award girls for being shallow, plastic robots. What kind of superficial airhead thinks that's cool?
[London enters wearing a beauty pageant sash.]
London: Isn't this cool?
Maddie: Oh, that kind.
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Carey: [to Cody] Are you wearing lipstick?
Zack: Yeah, I put it on him. That's what the fight was about.
Carey: [to Zack] That wasn't very nice! [turns to Cody] And that's not your shade.
Zack: Yeah, I put it on him. That's what the fight was about.
Carey: [to Zack] That wasn't very nice! [turns to Cody] And that's not your shade.
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Maddie: You recycle?
Jason: Sure, bottles, cans, everything.
Maddie: Since when?
Jason: Since my father bought Oregon and started chopping down trees. You ever heard of Octicorp?
Maddie: The center of all evil?
Jason: That's Dad!
Maddie: Uh, I protest against them.
Jason: Me too!
Maddie: [excited] I got dragged off by a cop!
Jason: I got grounded for two weeks.
Jason: Sure, bottles, cans, everything.
Maddie: Since when?
Jason: Since my father bought Oregon and started chopping down trees. You ever heard of Octicorp?
Maddie: The center of all evil?
Jason: That's Dad!
Maddie: Uh, I protest against them.
Jason: Me too!
Maddie: [excited] I got dragged off by a cop!
Jason: I got grounded for two weeks.
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Jason: So uh.. I guess I should say goodbye. Or, uh... you could invite me into your suite?
Maddie: My sweet what? Oh, my suite! In the hotel where I live because I'm rich.
Maddie: My sweet what? Oh, my suite! In the hotel where I live because I'm rich.
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Zack: First, we get you an imperial suite.
Maddie: Do you know how much they cost?
Cody: Aww, she thought we're gonna pay.
Zack: Aww, that's sweet. No, we don't pay here, baby.
Maddie: Do you know how much they cost?
Cody: Aww, she thought we're gonna pay.
Zack: Aww, that's sweet. No, we don't pay here, baby.
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Zack: So, is the evil hotel butt gone yet?
Inspector: No, she's right here.
Zack: Whoa! What's that on her face? [Carey covers Zack's mouth.]
Moseby: It's a beauty mark!
Cody: It has a hair on it! [Carey covers Cody's mouth.]
Carey: It's a good thing I don't have triplets! I would run out of hands!
Inspector: No, she's right here.
Zack: Whoa! What's that on her face? [Carey covers Zack's mouth.]
Moseby: It's a beauty mark!
Cody: It has a hair on it! [Carey covers Cody's mouth.]
Carey: It's a good thing I don't have triplets! I would run out of hands!
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Cody: Thanks for the Red Sox tickets, Mr. Moesby!
Zack: Yeah, we know they're usually reserved for guests, so-
Ilsa: Oh! Providing guest tickets to friends?
Mr. Moesby: They're not my friends.
Ilsa: Providing guest tickets to strangers?
Zack: Yeah, we know they're usually reserved for guests, so-
Ilsa: Oh! Providing guest tickets to friends?
Mr. Moesby: They're not my friends.
Ilsa: Providing guest tickets to strangers?
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Maddie: I've arranged the counter. Now tell me, what draws your eye?
Zack: You do, sweet thang!
Maddie: Please. Some of this candy is older than you.
Zack: You do, sweet thang!
Maddie: Please. Some of this candy is older than you.
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Carey: You have kids?
Moseby: No. And after seeing yours, not gonna happen!
Moseby: No. And after seeing yours, not gonna happen!
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Carey: Serge, you know, that poem you wrote me was so lovely, I wrote a little something for you. "Violets are Blue. Roses are Red. My boys were right. Go soak your head."
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Cody: Did you see how those flowers made Mom smile?
Zack: Yeah, it's great. If she has a boyfriend, she'll be so busy being all girly with him, she'll leave us alone!
Cody: And she'll be happy...
Zack: And we'd be able to play that video game!
Cody: And she'll be happy.
Zack: And we won't have to make our beds!
Cody: And she'll be HAPPY!
Zack : You're so selfish! Can't you think of anything besides mom's happiness?
Zack: Yeah, it's great. If she has a boyfriend, she'll be so busy being all girly with him, she'll leave us alone!
Cody: And she'll be happy...
Zack: And we'd be able to play that video game!
Cody: And she'll be happy.
Zack: And we won't have to make our beds!
Cody: And she'll be HAPPY!
Zack : You're so selfish! Can't you think of anything besides mom's happiness?
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Zack: Mom, guess what? I'M ON TV!
Carey: Oh, no. What did you set on fire?
Carey: Oh, no. What did you set on fire?
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Mr. Moseby: Esteban, I need you.
Esteban: When I am good and ready!
Mr. Moseby: WHAT?
Esteban: Now I am good and ready!
Esteban: When I am good and ready!
Mr. Moseby: WHAT?
Esteban: Now I am good and ready!
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Cody: Hey, Max!
Max: Hey, Cody! Where's Zack?
Cody: I'm Zack. Hey there, sweet thang!
Max: He hurt himself, didn't he?
Cody: Yep.
Max: Hey, Cody! Where's Zack?
Cody: I'm Zack. Hey there, sweet thang!
Max: He hurt himself, didn't he?
Cody: Yep.
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Zack: I'm a guy with mature interests.
Maddie: Such as?
Zack: Setting things on fire... Music... PG-13 movies...
Maddie: Such as?
Zack: Setting things on fire... Music... PG-13 movies...
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Maddie: Uh, London, do you think you could talk to MARINE about getting the ballroom for our NOT SO MUSH AS A PROM?
London: Sure.
Jeff: Thank you! You are awesome!
London: Oh I KNOW, I love helping the poor and needy.
Mary: We are not a charity.
London: Have you seen what you're wearing?
London: Sure.
Jeff: Thank you! You are awesome!
London: Oh I KNOW, I love helping the poor and needy.
Mary: We are not a charity.
London: Have you seen what you're wearing?
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London: I don't like this tangerine!
Maddie: No, that's a TAMBORINE! A tangerine is what the audience is gonna throw at you!
Maddie: No, that's a TAMBORINE! A tangerine is what the audience is gonna throw at you!
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Max: Will you guys stop fighting?
Cody: We are not fighting, we are having a creative discussion.
Zack: We are too fighting.
Cody: Creative discussion!
Zack: Fight!
Cody: Discussion!
Max: I can't believe you guys are fighting about if you're having a fight!
Cody: We are not fighting, we are having a creative discussion.
Zack: We are too fighting.
Cody: Creative discussion!
Zack: Fight!
Cody: Discussion!
Max: I can't believe you guys are fighting about if you're having a fight!
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Zack: 'Cause we're 12 and cute!
Maddie: And I'm 15 and hot!
Zack: You are good.
Maddie: And I'm 15 and hot!
Zack: You are good.
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Carey: You guys have never been apart, not ever.
Zack: Except for the first ten minutes when Cody wasn't born. Those were the days.
Zack: Except for the first ten minutes when Cody wasn't born. Those were the days.
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Zack: I know he's having a miserable time. We have twin telepathy. It's like my brain is receiving phone calls from him.
Carey: Well, you have a bad connection. Hang up.
Zack: Uh, uh. I can sense these things. Remember when Cody broke his leg and I sensed it?
Carey: That's because you're the one who fell on it and broke it.
Carey: Well, you have a bad connection. Hang up.
Zack: Uh, uh. I can sense these things. Remember when Cody broke his leg and I sensed it?
Carey: That's because you're the one who fell on it and broke it.
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Cody: We'll catch them on tv. Now give me the tape. [Zack gives Cody a video.] I can't use this! This is my first pony ride!
Zack: Fine. I'll get the tape of Mom potty-training us.
Zack: Fine. I'll get the tape of Mom potty-training us.
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