The Suite Life of Zack and Cody Quotes
Eddie: Yo, look out! Look at all those food.
Nick: What about the the jewels!
Cody: Don't move anywhere! Your cornered around with my knowledge!
Zack: Sure the only fighting skills he has is his brain.
Cody: Hey!
Zack, Maddie laugh at cody
Nick: What about the the jewels!
Cody: Don't move anywhere! Your cornered around with my knowledge!
Zack: Sure the only fighting skills he has is his brain.
Cody: Hey!
Zack, Maddie laugh at cody
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[After learning that there is no treasure]
Esteban: Now I'll never own this hotel.
Maddie: And I'll never be the President.
Cody: I'll never win the Nobel Prize.
Zack: I'll never marry Maddie.
London: On the bright side, I'm still rich. Yay, me!
Esteban: Now I'll never own this hotel.
Maddie: And I'll never be the President.
Cody: I'll never win the Nobel Prize.
Zack: I'll never marry Maddie.
London: On the bright side, I'm still rich. Yay, me!
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Carey: Have you seen my kids?
Moseby: No. Have you seen my employees?
Carey: No.
Moseby: I have a bad feeling about this.
Carey: Me, too, but let's stay calm. I'm sure my kids are fine and your hotel is in one piece [hears explosion] or pieces.
Moseby: No. Have you seen my employees?
Carey: No.
Moseby: I have a bad feeling about this.
Carey: Me, too, but let's stay calm. I'm sure my kids are fine and your hotel is in one piece [hears explosion] or pieces.
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Mr. Moseby Your father has to stay incognito.
London Where is Cognito?
Mr. Moseby: In hiding.
London Where is Hiding?
London Where is Cognito?
Mr. Moseby: In hiding.
London Where is Hiding?
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London: Just because I have no money, the bank stops being nice to me?
Mr. Moseby: Shocking, isn't it?
Mr. Moseby: Shocking, isn't it?
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Muriel: My doctor says I should stay away from chocolates... and younger men.
London: Aren't you supposed to be working?
Muriel: What's your point?
London: Aren't you supposed to be working?
Muriel: What's your point?
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London: So Todd really wanted to kiss me?
Maddie: No, he wanted to kiss the plant!
London: Why would he want to kiss the plant?
Maddie: He doesn't. He wants to kiss you!
London: So Todd really wanted to kiss me?
Maddie: It's a special night. Don't make me slap you.
Maddie: No, he wanted to kiss the plant!
London: Why would he want to kiss the plant?
Maddie: He doesn't. He wants to kiss you!
London: So Todd really wanted to kiss me?
Maddie: It's a special night. Don't make me slap you.
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Maddie: How would you feel if people were spreading rumors about you?
London: Hey, every time I'm in the paper, my social life just gets better and better.
Maddie: Yeah? Well, my social life is going down the tubes because Chuck heard your lie and dumped me!
London: Oh, honey, I heard a rumor he was gonna dump you anyway.
London: Hey, every time I'm in the paper, my social life just gets better and better.
Maddie: Yeah? Well, my social life is going down the tubes because Chuck heard your lie and dumped me!
London: Oh, honey, I heard a rumor he was gonna dump you anyway.
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London: I want whoever it was to be thrown into the Tipton dungeon.
Moseby: We don't have a dungeon, but I can have him fired.
London: From a cannon?
Moseby: We don't have a dungeon, but I can have him fired.
London: From a cannon?
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Carey: [singing] I recommend the Crême Brulée!
Patrick: [singing] I recommend you go away!
Patrick: [singing] I recommend you go away!
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London: Don't worry. I'll get us in there to see him rehearse. After all, he's a celebrity. I'm a celebrity. We're first celebrities once removed.
Moseby: You go in there and you'll be removed.
Moseby: You go in there and you'll be removed.
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Cody: I've gotta win this science award. Then I can get into M.I.T. and invent a nanobot that eats oil spills and be able to retire comfortably while taking care of my aging mother and paying my brother's jail money.
Arwin: Zack's in jail?
Cody: Not yet.
Arwin: Zack's in jail?
Cody: Not yet.
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Zack: You should know that there's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is that I got D's in Math, English, and Social Studies.
Carey: And what's the good news?
Zack: I'm out of bad news.
Carey: And what's the good news?
Zack: I'm out of bad news.
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London: [picking up a chess piece] Maddie, what are these do-hickeys? Are they expensive, and do I want to buy them?
Maddie: No, these are chess pieces. It's a game that's been played for 5000 years.
London: Well, then, someone should have won already.
Maddie: No, these are chess pieces. It's a game that's been played for 5000 years.
London: Well, then, someone should have won already.
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Zack: So dyslexic, I am?
Mr. Forgess: Well, it like looks it--I mean, it looks like it.
Mr. Forgess: Well, it like looks it--I mean, it looks like it.
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Esteban: It is up to us to help the ghost cross over to a better place.
Maddie: You mean the St. Mark Hotel, where they pay extra?
Esteban: This is not a joking matter.
Maddie: Obviously you've never seen my paycheck.
Maddie: You mean the St. Mark Hotel, where they pay extra?
Esteban: This is not a joking matter.
Maddie: Obviously you've never seen my paycheck.
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Maddie: There's no such thing as ghosts.
London: Wrong, as usual. I've seen this ghost. It was so scary, I dropped my new purse. And left it there!
Maddie: With money in it?
London: Oh, just the regular $1,000 bill every kid gets for allowance... [Maddie, Zack and Cody suddenly bolt for the elevator.] Hey! Just 'cause I don't need it, doesn't mean it's not mine.
London: Wrong, as usual. I've seen this ghost. It was so scary, I dropped my new purse. And left it there!
Maddie: With money in it?
London: Oh, just the regular $1,000 bill every kid gets for allowance... [Maddie, Zack and Cody suddenly bolt for the elevator.] Hey! Just 'cause I don't need it, doesn't mean it's not mine.
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Zack: Don't take this the wrong way,OKAY TAKE THIS ON A WRONG WAY but I'm going home to Mother.
Kurt: That's exactly what your mother said when she left me, and a few other things I can't mention.
Kurt: That's exactly what your mother said when she left me, and a few other things I can't mention.
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Kurt: Come on, have a sense of humor!
Carey: Well, I married you, didn't I?
Kurt: There it is!
Carey: Well, I married you, didn't I?
Kurt: There it is!
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Moseby: Esteban, the hotel limo is just out front. See if the driver can make it to the airport. Free of charge, of course.
Zack: You would really do that for us, Mr. Moseby?
Moseby: Of course, Zack. I want you boys to have the best Christmas possible even if it means being far, far, far away from my hotel!
Zack: You would really do that for us, Mr. Moseby?
Moseby: Of course, Zack. I want you boys to have the best Christmas possible even if it means being far, far, far away from my hotel!
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Maddie: [after receiving London's gift] But I wanted a car... that would keep all of me warm.
London: I made it with my own two hands.
Maddie: It looks like you made it with your own two feet!
London: I thought you'd be happy that I put so much effort into it. You're always accusing me of being superficial.
Maddie: And you had to pick Christmas to become deep?
London: I made it with my own two hands.
Maddie: It looks like you made it with your own two feet!
London: I thought you'd be happy that I put so much effort into it. You're always accusing me of being superficial.
Maddie: And you had to pick Christmas to become deep?
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London: It's just there are so many beautiful things out there to buy. How can you possibly resist them?
Maddie: I have no money.
London: Well, some of us aren't that lucky.
Maddie: I have no money.
London: Well, some of us aren't that lucky.
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Maddie: All right, all right. I'll help you. Give me your credit cards. [holds out her hand to accept them. London gives her one.] Mmmhmm... [London gives her another.] Mmmhmm...[London pulls a wallet full of credit cards out of her purse and gives it to Maddie. Maddie takes them and they all fall out.]
London: Take care of my babies. They like to be taken out twice a day.
London: Take care of my babies. They like to be taken out twice a day.
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[Zack and Max reach for the same piece of cake]
Zack: I'm not hungry.
Max: Me neither
Carey: What's going on?
Arwin: Isn't it obvious? [whispers] They're not hungry!
Zack: I'm not hungry.
Max: Me neither
Carey: What's going on?
Arwin: Isn't it obvious? [whispers] They're not hungry!
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Teen Trend Lady: Good, London, good. Now give us a snobby look.
London: I have about twenty different ones. Which one do you want?
Teen Trend Lady: One that says "Only I can afford these clothes!"
London: Ooh! Number seven! One of my favorites!
Teen Trend Lady: Perfect. Now, that is a wrap!
London: Actually, it's a really shiny scarf!
London: I have about twenty different ones. Which one do you want?
Teen Trend Lady: One that says "Only I can afford these clothes!"
London: Ooh! Number seven! One of my favorites!
Teen Trend Lady: Perfect. Now, that is a wrap!
London: Actually, it's a really shiny scarf!
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Carey: You're using my son as a spy?
Maddie: Oh, like you're using him for anything better.
Maddie: Oh, like you're using him for anything better.
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Carey: I actually cooked...for three hours!
Zack: Not for me. I'm stuffed.
Cody: Mom, do you ever find yourself feeling discouraged, unfulfilled, unappreciated?
Carey: Not if you eat my casserole!
Cody: Not gonna happen...
Zack: Not for me. I'm stuffed.
Cody: Mom, do you ever find yourself feeling discouraged, unfulfilled, unappreciated?
Carey: Not if you eat my casserole!
Cody: Not gonna happen...
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Mr. Moseby: (to Cody) You may be the first motivational speaker ever to have his allowance taken away.
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London: Daddy always says, competition's a good thing. It's a chance to crush people.
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