The Suite Life of Zack and Cody Quotes
Maddie: You guys are all... oh, I can't say it or I'll have to go to confession!
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Zack: Oh, hey, Jamie. Here to play some basketball?
Jamie: No. The wheelchair exit's out there.
Zack: Oh, you mean the skateboard ramp?
Jamie: No. The wheelchair exit's out there.
Zack: Oh, you mean the skateboard ramp?
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Carey: Boys, what's going on here?
Zack: There's a dead body in that bag!
Lou: Are these your kids?
Carey: Are you guys cops?
Bud: No.
Carey: Then, yes.
Zack: There's a dead body in that bag!
Lou: Are these your kids?
Carey: Are you guys cops?
Bud: No.
Carey: Then, yes.
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Zack: Bye, Maddie. [hugs her]
Cody: Bye, Maddie. [hugs her]
Carey: Bye, Maddie. [hugs her]
Zack: [pulling Carey away and hugging Maddie again] Bye, Maddie.
Carey: Zack, remember how we talked about people's personal space?
Zack: Yeah, but I like Maddie's space the best.
Cody: Bye, Maddie. [hugs her]
Carey: Bye, Maddie. [hugs her]
Zack: [pulling Carey away and hugging Maddie again] Bye, Maddie.
Carey: Zack, remember how we talked about people's personal space?
Zack: Yeah, but I like Maddie's space the best.
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Mr. Moseby: I can't believe we got kicked out-
London: Of my own hotel. I'm calling Daddy!
Maddie: It's not your hotel. Hello, it's a set! It's make-believe.
London: Make me believe what?
Maddie: That you have a brain!
London: Of my own hotel. I'm calling Daddy!
Maddie: It's not your hotel. Hello, it's a set! It's make-believe.
London: Make me believe what?
Maddie: That you have a brain!
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Skippy: I'll get there and back before you can say butterscotch!... But say it real slow.
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Maddie: By the way, what exactly does this "curse" do to you?
Esteban: Let's just say you will live your life in agonizing poverty.
Maddie: I get that now.
Esteban: And your skin melts off, your hair bursts into flames and your eyes pop off.
Maddie: Eww! That would so put a damper on prom!
Esteban: Let's just say you will live your life in agonizing poverty.
Maddie: I get that now.
Esteban: And your skin melts off, your hair bursts into flames and your eyes pop off.
Maddie: Eww! That would so put a damper on prom!
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London: [gasps] Oh, no! Daddy's gonna fire me!
Maddie: London, do you work here. No ok bie.
London: Her we go again.
Maddie: London, do you work here. No ok bie.
London: Her we go again.
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Mr. Moseby: Everybody, move back. Move back. He dosen't want to be crowded. [they bump back into the table causing the vase to break as Muriel suddenly appears]
Muriel: I'm not cleaning that up!
Mr. Tipton: Muriel, you're fired [Mr. Tipton snaps his fingers and he and his bodyguards leave].
Muriel: I'm not cleaning that up!
Mr. Tipton: Muriel, you're fired [Mr. Tipton snaps his fingers and he and his bodyguards leave].
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Maddie: Give me the hat!
Esteban: Aah!
Zack: He won't hurt you!
Maddie: Not if I have the hat!
Esteban: Oh, no! Don't unwrap it! Who knows what it looks like after thousands of years! Aah, it hideous!
Carey: Come here, honey, are you okay?
Cody: Swell. I'm just a little dizzy.
Zack: Welcome back, buddy.
Cody: Welcome back? You've left me wrapped up for hours. Where have you been? I thought you were coming right back to get me.
Zack: Well, we did. But the mummy we took was just a doll wrapped in gauze. It was a total fake!
Dakota: How did you find out the mummy was a fake?
Maddie: It's a fake?
Dakota: No.
London: Liar, liar, cargo pants on fire! This necklace is probably plastic! Here, Maddie, you can have it.
Dakota: Actually, the necklace is real emerald.
London: Thanks for holding it for me, Maddie.
Carey: If the artifacts are real, why would you have a fake mummy?
Dakota: Because I couldn't find the real one. I spent eight years in the jungle, living on beetles and bats' blood.
All: Eew.
Dakota: I've found all these beautiful treasures. But nobody cares about them if I don't have some stupid mummy. It's all about the mummy... mummy, mummy, mummy!
Carey: I think he has mummy issues.
Esteban: Aah!
Zack: He won't hurt you!
Maddie: Not if I have the hat!
Esteban: Oh, no! Don't unwrap it! Who knows what it looks like after thousands of years! Aah, it hideous!
Carey: Come here, honey, are you okay?
Cody: Swell. I'm just a little dizzy.
Zack: Welcome back, buddy.
Cody: Welcome back? You've left me wrapped up for hours. Where have you been? I thought you were coming right back to get me.
Zack: Well, we did. But the mummy we took was just a doll wrapped in gauze. It was a total fake!
Dakota: How did you find out the mummy was a fake?
Maddie: It's a fake?
Dakota: No.
London: Liar, liar, cargo pants on fire! This necklace is probably plastic! Here, Maddie, you can have it.
Dakota: Actually, the necklace is real emerald.
London: Thanks for holding it for me, Maddie.
Carey: If the artifacts are real, why would you have a fake mummy?
Dakota: Because I couldn't find the real one. I spent eight years in the jungle, living on beetles and bats' blood.
All: Eew.
Dakota: I've found all these beautiful treasures. But nobody cares about them if I don't have some stupid mummy. It's all about the mummy... mummy, mummy, mummy!
Carey: I think he has mummy issues.
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Patrick: Mr. Moseby, my podium is falling apart and I want a new one. I picked out a lovely one from Podium Emporium. It's mahogany, with a little holder for my spectacles!
Mr. Moseby: Oh, it is beautiful! However, we can't afford it!
Patrick: I'm prepared to quit!
Mr. Moseby: I'm prepared to replace you!
Patrick: I hate when you do that!
Mr. Moseby: Oh, it is beautiful! However, we can't afford it!
Patrick: I'm prepared to quit!
Mr. Moseby: I'm prepared to replace you!
Patrick: I hate when you do that!
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Zack: 24% compounded yearly means 2% compounded monthly?
Carey: Zack, you just did math in your head!
Zack: Wow! I did! You know, if they just put dollar signs in front of the numbers, math would be a whole lot easier.
Carey: Zack, you just did math in your head!
Zack: Wow! I did! You know, if they just put dollar signs in front of the numbers, math would be a whole lot easier.
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Mr Moseby: Patrick! The Morrocan theme is over, why are you still wearing this?
Patrick: I find these puffy pants to be delightfully roomy! I think I'm gonna wear it to work everyday, hmm, stand in the middle of the restaurant where everyone could see them are blowing in the breeze! (Grabs the side of his pants and imitates it being blowing in the wind).
Mr Moseby: (embarrased) Stop it *embarrased chuckle* Patrick, Right! What if I get you a new podium?
Patrick: And a raise.
Mr Moseby: Not gonna happen.
Patrick: I'm prepared to quit.
Mr Moseby: I'm prepared to replace you.
Patrick: Podium, it is. (They shake hands and go their separate ways.')
Patrick: I find these puffy pants to be delightfully roomy! I think I'm gonna wear it to work everyday, hmm, stand in the middle of the restaurant where everyone could see them are blowing in the breeze! (Grabs the side of his pants and imitates it being blowing in the wind).
Mr Moseby: (embarrased) Stop it *embarrased chuckle* Patrick, Right! What if I get you a new podium?
Patrick: And a raise.
Mr Moseby: Not gonna happen.
Patrick: I'm prepared to quit.
Mr Moseby: I'm prepared to replace you.
Patrick: Podium, it is. (They shake hands and go their separate ways.')
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Barbara: I'm taking five AP classes.
Cody: I'm taking six.
[Barbara steps on Cody's toes.]
Barbara: Oww!
Cody: Steel-toed boots.
Cody: I'm taking six.
[Barbara steps on Cody's toes.]
Barbara: Oww!
Cody: Steel-toed boots.
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Zack: I promise you I will graduate, once I pass Su-......su-........su-......
Everybody: -mmer School.
Zack: Yeah, that.
Everybody: -mmer School.
Zack: Yeah, that.
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London: So, Moseby, Which thing do you like better, this sight land with this yacht and this bikini suit, or this sight land with this yacht and this bikini suit?
Mr. Moseby: Frankly, I don’t give a hoot.
Mr. Moseby: Frankly, I don’t give a hoot.
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London: Maddie, you know what I like about summer vacation? Not being locked up in a stuffy school until noon everyday.
Maddie: London, some of us actually come back to school after lunch.
London: And I suppose you go on Fridays, too. (laughs)
Maddie: Yeah, silly me.
Maddie: London, some of us actually come back to school after lunch.
London: And I suppose you go on Fridays, too. (laughs)
Maddie: Yeah, silly me.
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Cody [to Zack]: You know, Mom's really gonna be mad when she finds out you're not graduating.
Zack: Well she can't be too mad when she finds out I saved a life.
Cody: Whose life did you save?
Zack: (tries to shove an apple into his mouth) Here, choke on this.
Zack: Well she can't be too mad when she finds out I saved a life.
Cody: Whose life did you save?
Zack: (tries to shove an apple into his mouth) Here, choke on this.
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London [to Maddie]: I'm spending the summer on my yacht. What are you doing?
Maddie: Working here. Oh, yeah, and when I get home, I get to help mom gut fish and apply pimple cream to my dad's hairy back.
London: Ooh, I just had a baby barf!
Maddie: Working here. Oh, yeah, and when I get home, I get to help mom gut fish and apply pimple cream to my dad's hairy back.
London: Ooh, I just had a baby barf!
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Sister Dominick: Yoo-hoo, London! So, what are we girls talking about?
London: Fish guts and hairy pimples.
Sister Dominick: Ooh, I just had a baby barf!
London: Fish guts and hairy pimples.
Sister Dominick: Ooh, I just had a baby barf!
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Zack: Except that I didn't graduate, okay!
(Everybody gasps)
Moseby: There's a shock! (takes back his gift and steps away)
Kurt: What are you talking about?
Zack: I faked the whole thing.
Carey: I don't, I don't understand. I mean you have a diploma...(unrolls fake diploma and sees the truth) This is a picture of a girl wearing a bikini.
Kurt (looks at it also): Uh, she's hot! I mean...it's hot...at the beach...that's why she's wearing a bikini...
Carey: Zack, why did you do this?
Zack: Because you tried to bake a cake and Dad left his tour, and I didn't want to disappoint you guys again.
Kurt: Don't sweat it, dude, it's okay. (Carey smacks him in the gut) OOF!!! I mean, you are so in trouble!
(Everybody gasps)
Moseby: There's a shock! (takes back his gift and steps away)
Kurt: What are you talking about?
Zack: I faked the whole thing.
Carey: I don't, I don't understand. I mean you have a diploma...(unrolls fake diploma and sees the truth) This is a picture of a girl wearing a bikini.
Kurt (looks at it also): Uh, she's hot! I mean...it's hot...at the beach...that's why she's wearing a bikini...
Carey: Zack, why did you do this?
Zack: Because you tried to bake a cake and Dad left his tour, and I didn't want to disappoint you guys again.
Kurt: Don't sweat it, dude, it's okay. (Carey smacks him in the gut) OOF!!! I mean, you are so in trouble!
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Mr. Forgess [to Zack]: We have a little problem. You seem to have failed English.
Zack: Wait, what?
Mr. Forgess: You won't be graduating with your class.
Zack: No, no, no, no, no! I need to graduate with my class! If I don't graduate, I'll have to go to su... su... su...
Mr. Forgess: ...mmer school.
Zack: Yeah, that's it.
Zack: Wait, what?
Mr. Forgess: You won't be graduating with your class.
Zack: No, no, no, no, no! I need to graduate with my class! If I don't graduate, I'll have to go to su... su... su...
Mr. Forgess: ...mmer school.
Zack: Yeah, that's it.
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Cody: Zack, what are you doing here? This is only for the people who are graduating.
Zack: Well, I figured if I showed up here a plan would just hit me. BAM! Wait a minute...wait a minute...oh, I got nothing.
Cody: Well, at least you're not trying to forge a diploma, sneak into graduation and hide from Mom the fact that you're going to summer school for six weeks.
Zack: Genius!
Cody: I was being facetious.
Zack: Huh?
Cody: (sarcastically) Hard to believe you're failing English.
Zack: There's only one problem. There's only enough caps and gowns for the students who are graduating.
Cody: (sarcastically) Gee, why don't you steal someone else's?
(Zack kisses Cody on the head)
Zack: Again with the genius plans! No wonder they call you the vale...vale...vale-accordion!
Zack: Well, I figured if I showed up here a plan would just hit me. BAM! Wait a minute...wait a minute...oh, I got nothing.
Cody: Well, at least you're not trying to forge a diploma, sneak into graduation and hide from Mom the fact that you're going to summer school for six weeks.
Zack: Genius!
Cody: I was being facetious.
Zack: Huh?
Cody: (sarcastically) Hard to believe you're failing English.
Zack: There's only one problem. There's only enough caps and gowns for the students who are graduating.
Cody: (sarcastically) Gee, why don't you steal someone else's?
(Zack kisses Cody on the head)
Zack: Again with the genius plans! No wonder they call you the vale...vale...vale-accordion!
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London: Hello, oh hey, Maddie, how is camp?
Maddie: Terrible, these girls are savages, come rescue me!
London: Don't worry, I'll get the Tipton helicopter, I'll be there right away.
Mr. Moseby: I'm proud of you.
London: Really?
Mr. Moseby: Missing a massage to help a friend.
London: Oh, I forgot about shiatsu. Oh, well, Maddie can wait.
Maddie: Terrible, these girls are savages, come rescue me!
London: Don't worry, I'll get the Tipton helicopter, I'll be there right away.
Mr. Moseby: I'm proud of you.
London: Really?
Mr. Moseby: Missing a massage to help a friend.
London: Oh, I forgot about shiatsu. Oh, well, Maddie can wait.
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Barbara: Cody, I'm sorry I got upset before. After all, I creamed you in the math competition and you didn't get mad.
Cody: Well, I wouldn't say creamed. But it doesn't matter, because I annihilated you at the spelling bee. And by the way, that's annihilated with 2 Ns and an "h".
Barbara: Oh, that's spelling bee wasn't fair. Your word was so easy, my dog could have spelled it.
Cody: Ha! I doubt it. I met your dog, and he's an idiot. (Barbara stomps on his foot) OWWW!
Cody: Well, I wouldn't say creamed. But it doesn't matter, because I annihilated you at the spelling bee. And by the way, that's annihilated with 2 Ns and an "h".
Barbara: Oh, that's spelling bee wasn't fair. Your word was so easy, my dog could have spelled it.
Cody: Ha! I doubt it. I met your dog, and he's an idiot. (Barbara stomps on his foot) OWWW!
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Maddie (to London): What took you so long? Did the storm slow you down?
London: No, I added an extra 20 minutes to my massage because your call really stressed me out.
Maddie: I hate you!
London: I have the helicopter!
Maddie: Love you. Let's go!
London: No, I added an extra 20 minutes to my massage because your call really stressed me out.
Maddie: I hate you!
London: I have the helicopter!
Maddie: Love you. Let's go!
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Cody (to Zack): Now, what you need is tell the truth and promising to do well in summer school.
Zack: You're right. Honesty is the best policy. Give me that water. (puts water on his cheeks) Mom's a sucker for a sob story. Dead puppy, dead puppy, dead puppy. OK, let's do this.
Zack: You're right. Honesty is the best policy. Give me that water. (puts water on his cheeks) Mom's a sucker for a sob story. Dead puppy, dead puppy, dead puppy. OK, let's do this.
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Barbara: Oh Cody, I just know it's going to be you.
Cody: No, Barbara, you deserve it, you're A+ every subject, including dimples.
Barbara: (giggles)
Cody: Oh, there they are.
Cody: No, Barbara, you deserve it, you're A+ every subject, including dimples.
Barbara: (giggles)
Cody: Oh, there they are.
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Mrs. Bird: Mark, in the multiple choice test you circled A, B, C and D in each one.
Mark: I just couldn't decide on one letter.
Mrs.Bird: I can: F!
Mark: I just couldn't decide on one letter.
Mrs.Bird: I can: F!
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