The Suite Life of Zack and Cody Quotes
Zack: Mr. Moseby, can I have a job?
Mr. Moseby: Sorry, we're not hiring hooligans.
Mr. Moseby: Sorry, we're not hiring hooligans.
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Zack: (sees Haley, a girl in his class) Hi, I'm Zack. And you are?
Haley: Shy! Painfully shy. Don't look at me! (takes a bag and puts it over her head)
Haley: Shy! Painfully shy. Don't look at me! (takes a bag and puts it over her head)
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Brick: (to Carey) Hey, ya got a date for the prom?
Carey: (uneasily) Oh shucks, if only you'd asked me sooner.
Carey: (uneasily) Oh shucks, if only you'd asked me sooner.
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Mr. Moseby (to Cody): You've just set up a date, which is not a date someone thinks is a date, and the other person thinks is an interview. I mean, what could possibly go wrong?
Cody: You're right. Maybe I should be there disguised as a plant.
Mr. Moseby: (sarcastically) Yeah, that'll fix it.
Cody: You're right. Maybe I should be there disguised as a plant.
Mr. Moseby: (sarcastically) Yeah, that'll fix it.
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Mr. Moseby: Millicent, how are the candy sales this morning?
Millicent: Sales? I'm supposed to charge people for candy? (whimpers)
Mr. Moseby: Yes, that would explain the cash register!
Millicent: Oops! I thought it was an ATM! I guess this cash belongs to you. (gives Mr. Moseby money)
Millicent: Sales? I'm supposed to charge people for candy? (whimpers)
Mr. Moseby: Yes, that would explain the cash register!
Millicent: Oops! I thought it was an ATM! I guess this cash belongs to you. (gives Mr. Moseby money)
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Cody: Hey, London. Do you think you can do me a itsy bitsy favor?
London: NO!
Cody: You have no idea what I was going to even say.
London: You were going to say there's this guy who's obsessed with me because I'm the most amazing person in the world and he just has to have a date with me.
Cody: (studders and hesitates) Th-th-that's not what I was going to say a-a-at all. (smiles nervously)
London: NO!
Cody: You have no idea what I was going to even say.
London: You were going to say there's this guy who's obsessed with me because I'm the most amazing person in the world and he just has to have a date with me.
Cody: (studders and hesitates) Th-th-that's not what I was going to say a-a-at all. (smiles nervously)
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Mrs. Bird: Since this is summer school, I thought we would start with some thematic poetry about summer. (the class looks around, confused) Oops, sorry. I mean, some rhymy words about the hot time.
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Zack: Why is it so hot in here?
Carey: Because it's summer school, which you have to go to for failing the eighth grade.
Zack: Just English class. Besides, plenty of our greatest leaders failed the eighth grade.
Carey: Like who?
Zack: There was that Abe guy, with the beard and tall hat. He lived in Gettysburg and died at the movies.
Carey: And, yet, you passed History.
Carey: Because it's summer school, which you have to go to for failing the eighth grade.
Zack: Just English class. Besides, plenty of our greatest leaders failed the eighth grade.
Carey: Like who?
Zack: There was that Abe guy, with the beard and tall hat. He lived in Gettysburg and died at the movies.
Carey: And, yet, you passed History.
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Zack: Word, Bird. Hey, I'm a poet and I didn't know it. I can make a rhyme anytime.
Mrs. Bird: Me, too. Did I mention you have detention.
Mrs. Bird: Me, too. Did I mention you have detention.
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Mrs. Bird: Zack, I don't understand. You were doing so well. What got into you?
Zack: My underwear! And I didn't want it to happen again.
Carey: (enters the classroom) Hey, Zack, let's go!
Mrs. Bird: He's not going anywhere. Zachary has detention.
Carey: Detention?!? Great, now I'm stuck here, too! (sits at a desk) Listen, young man, you had better not fail out of summer school. You're runnin' out of seasons. If you think that I am going...
Mrs. Bird: SHHH!!! No talking!
(Carey makes a zipper motion to her lips)
Zack: My underwear! And I didn't want it to happen again.
Carey: (enters the classroom) Hey, Zack, let's go!
Mrs. Bird: He's not going anywhere. Zachary has detention.
Carey: Detention?!? Great, now I'm stuck here, too! (sits at a desk) Listen, young man, you had better not fail out of summer school. You're runnin' out of seasons. If you think that I am going...
Mrs. Bird: SHHH!!! No talking!
(Carey makes a zipper motion to her lips)
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Lance: London, are you ready for your swimming lessons?
London: Shh! Lower your voice.
Lance: [deepens voice] London, are you ready for your swimming lessons?
London: Shh! Lower your voice.
Lance: [deepens voice] London, are you ready for your swimming lessons?
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Lance: [sees the pool inside london's suite] Wow, rich people have big bath-tubs.
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Zack: You know, this Weather Warrior game stinks! You can't win with the lame superpowers they give you.
Bob: Not me. Captain Coldfront sneezes ice. I just snotted out half of Cityopolis!
Bob: Not me. Captain Coldfront sneezes ice. I just snotted out half of Cityopolis!
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London: [thinking] Left, right, left, right, blink, breathe — ooh! Twinkly light bulb! [losing air] Breathe!Breath! [starts skipping] Skip, skip, skip.
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Chelsea: So,what does your mystery man Lance do?
London: He uh,saves lives.
Tiffany: Oh,he seems to be studying to be a doctor.
Chelsea: [gasps]A plastic surgeon?
Lance: [walks in]"Hi, sweetie!"
London: Honey,I told you wear suit.
Lance: I am wearing a suit.
London: Not bathing suit, a dress suit, with pockets and other nice stuff.
Lance: Well,it's got a little pocket,on the inside the for my key and it's waterproof.
London: He uh,saves lives.
Tiffany: Oh,he seems to be studying to be a doctor.
Chelsea: [gasps]A plastic surgeon?
Lance: [walks in]"Hi, sweetie!"
London: Honey,I told you wear suit.
Lance: I am wearing a suit.
London: Not bathing suit, a dress suit, with pockets and other nice stuff.
Lance: Well,it's got a little pocket,on the inside the for my key and it's waterproof.
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Cody: [complaining about a noisy party in the room above] Isn't that inconsiderate?
Zack: Yeah, it sure is. They didn't invite me.
Cody: You can't go! We need our sleep. We are finely tuned athletes in training.
Zack: We put cans... in bags!
Cody: But quickly!
Zack: Yeah, it sure is. They didn't invite me.
Cody: You can't go! We need our sleep. We are finely tuned athletes in training.
Zack: We put cans... in bags!
Cody: But quickly!
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Wayne: [wearing Betsy Ross' dress] This dress is killing me.
Carey: No, I think you're killing it.
Cody: [also wearing Betsy Ross' dress] Do these stars make me look fat?
Carey: I don't know. I'm still blind from looking at Wayne.
Carey: No, I think you're killing it.
Cody: [also wearing Betsy Ross' dress] Do these stars make me look fat?
Carey: I don't know. I'm still blind from looking at Wayne.
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London: Zack! I can't sleep. I need my white noise machine.
Zack: And you're telling me this because...?
London: Sound like a tropical rain forest!
Zack: [makes tropical sounds]
London: Too apeman. Make wave sounds!
Zack: Woosh! Woosh!
London: More... French Riviera.
Zack: Le woosh! Le crash!
Zack: And you're telling me this because...?
London: Sound like a tropical rain forest!
Zack: [makes tropical sounds]
London: Too apeman. Make wave sounds!
Zack: Woosh! Woosh!
London: More... French Riviera.
Zack: Le woosh! Le crash!
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Cody: Zack, keep London in the bath.
Zack: Great. I'll go grab my snorkel.
Cody: Nice try, dork-el.
Zack: Great. I'll go grab my snorkel.
Cody: Nice try, dork-el.
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Arwin: Carey, wait. Aren't you gonna read a bedtime story? Mother always used to do that.
Zack: Yeah, Mom used to do that with us, too. Then we turned six.
Arwin: You're never too old for a classic. [takes out a book]
Carey: The Little Engineer That Could. Ahh, let me guess. It's about a hotel engineer that thought he couldn't fix something and then he could.
Arwin: You saw the movie!
Zack: Yeah, Mom used to do that with us, too. Then we turned six.
Arwin: You're never too old for a classic. [takes out a book]
Carey: The Little Engineer That Could. Ahh, let me guess. It's about a hotel engineer that thought he couldn't fix something and then he could.
Arwin: You saw the movie!
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Carey: Arwin, don't you want to take a break and... go home?
Arwin: No, I should really stay and fix this.
Carey: But it wasn't broken when you got here.
Arwin: [yanks out cord from under sink] It is now!
Arwin: No, I should really stay and fix this.
Carey: But it wasn't broken when you got here.
Arwin: [yanks out cord from under sink] It is now!
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Carey: Here, sing this [plays C note on harmonica] ? Do re me fa so la ti doh ?
London: How am I supposed to remember all that?
Carey: Well... you could...uh, think of things that remind you of each note. [plays C note on harmonica] ? Do ?
London: Ooh, that's easy! Dough means money!
Carey: ? Re, me ?
London: Ooh. Yay, me! [claps]
Carey: ? Fa, so ?
London: If something's far, I say "So?" because I have a private jet.
Carey: ? La ?
London: "Law" is something you get to break if you're rich.
Carey: ? Ti ?
London: My favorite vowel!
Carey: ? Do ?
London: Yay! More money!
Carey: 'Kay. Now let's try putting it all together.
London: Dough! Yay, me! [claps] Far, So? Law, T [high-pitched and off-key] ? Dough! ? [glass on the table shatters] Mazel tov!
London: How am I supposed to remember all that?
Carey: Well... you could...uh, think of things that remind you of each note. [plays C note on harmonica] ? Do ?
London: Ooh, that's easy! Dough means money!
Carey: ? Re, me ?
London: Ooh. Yay, me! [claps]
Carey: ? Fa, so ?
London: If something's far, I say "So?" because I have a private jet.
Carey: ? La ?
London: "Law" is something you get to break if you're rich.
Carey: ? Ti ?
London: My favorite vowel!
Carey: ? Do ?
London: Yay! More money!
Carey: 'Kay. Now let's try putting it all together.
London: Dough! Yay, me! [claps] Far, So? Law, T [high-pitched and off-key] ? Dough! ? [glass on the table shatters] Mazel tov!
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Director: Okay, Maddie. Are you ready to bop the top? Because remember: we're all in this together.
Maddie: Okay, you're pushing it to the limit.
Maddie: Okay, you're pushing it to the limit.
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London: Fill this with candy! Maddie asked me to send it to her. She's spending a semester with her Aunt Arctica.
Nia: Antarctica is not a person. It's a continent.
London: You mean, like ketchup and mustard?
Nia: Antarctica is not a person. It's a continent.
London: You mean, like ketchup and mustard?
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Carey: Hey, Mr. Moseby. Fancy meetin' you here. (to Zack) You? Not so fancy. Wow, here before lunch on the first day. I think that's a record.
Ms. Militich: And you are...?
Carey: I'm sorry. I'm Carey Martin. I'm Cody's mom.
Ms. Militich: Oh, well, I called you about Zack.
Carey: I know. I just like people to know I'm battin' 500.
Ms. Militich: And you are...?
Carey: I'm sorry. I'm Carey Martin. I'm Cody's mom.
Ms. Militich: Oh, well, I called you about Zack.
Carey: I know. I just like people to know I'm battin' 500.
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Zack: Ah, Amber, it seems we have Biology class together.
Amber: This is Chemistry.
Zack: You feel it, too?
Amber: This is Chemistry.
Zack: You feel it, too?
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Zack [to Cody]: You're a dork, no offense.
Cody: You know, just because you say "no offense" doesn't excuse the offensive remark that inevitably follows.
Zack: Well, in that case, you're a dork. Offense intended.
Cody: You know, just because you say "no offense" doesn't excuse the offensive remark that inevitably follows.
Zack: Well, in that case, you're a dork. Offense intended.
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Bob: Now that I'm in high school, I've decided to re-invent myself. I'm gonna be a jock.
Cody: (laughs) Oh, you were serious?
Cody: (laughs) Oh, you were serious?
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Nia [to Vance]: Why don't you pick on someone your own size?
Vance: Like who?
Nia: Like me! (kicks his leg) See, now we're the same height.
Vance: Like who?
Nia: Like me! (kicks his leg) See, now we're the same height.
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(After Nia kicks Vance, London is trying to decide on a color for her lounge)
London: What do you think? Blue or yellow?
Nia [to Vance]: I'm sorry, let me give you a hand! (shoves Vance into a set of lockers and his face drops into the pan of blue paint)
London: (picks up Vance's head for a closer look) Oh! Definitely blue! (drops his head back into the pan)
London: What do you think? Blue or yellow?
Nia [to Vance]: I'm sorry, let me give you a hand! (shoves Vance into a set of lockers and his face drops into the pan of blue paint)
London: (picks up Vance's head for a closer look) Oh! Definitely blue! (drops his head back into the pan)
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