The Suite Life on Deck Quotes
Woody: How do you normally get off the island Brother Theodore?
Brother Theodore: Well, I told you. I have a little dinghy.
Woody: *laughing*
Sir Theodore: What?
Cody: Don't mind him, he's a little dingy. *Woody shuts up* What's in store for us next, Brother?
Sir Theodore: *looks at the list* Oh, let me see, uh...Oh, here you are. You're on the kiln list.
Woody: The kill list?! Please, I'm not ready to die! I promise I'll never make fun of your leaky dinghy again.
Sir Theodore: The kiln list, not the kill list. Though you're about to get on that one, too. [leaves]
Cody: He means we have to make pottery.
Zack: But I don't have to go!
Cody: Make "Pottery". Not "potty"! You guys get, what, like every other word?
Woody: Guys what every word? Is it just me, or is he hard to understand?
Brother Theodore: Well, I told you. I have a little dinghy.
Woody: *laughing*
Sir Theodore: What?
Cody: Don't mind him, he's a little dingy. *Woody shuts up* What's in store for us next, Brother?
Sir Theodore: *looks at the list* Oh, let me see, uh...Oh, here you are. You're on the kiln list.
Woody: The kill list?! Please, I'm not ready to die! I promise I'll never make fun of your leaky dinghy again.
Sir Theodore: The kiln list, not the kill list. Though you're about to get on that one, too. [leaves]
Cody: He means we have to make pottery.
Zack: But I don't have to go!
Cody: Make "Pottery". Not "potty"! You guys get, what, like every other word?
Woody: Guys what every word? Is it just me, or is he hard to understand?
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Zack: Okay that's it! I don't care if I have to sit in the chair of extreme discomfort for a week. I have something to say. Cody look , I know you're in pain over your break-up with Bailey- [turns to the other monks] Seriously this girl was smoking.
Cody: [groans]
Zack: The point is, there's a lot of great adventures out there, but you can't have any of them stuck in here with a bunch of weird bald dudes.
Brother Theodore: He ain't wrong.
Cody: Zack, I appreciate that but my brothers-
Zack: These aren't your brothers. I'm your brother and I care about you. I'm not leaving this island without you.
Cody: Thanks, Zack. [hugs Zack]
Cody: [groans]
Zack: The point is, there's a lot of great adventures out there, but you can't have any of them stuck in here with a bunch of weird bald dudes.
Brother Theodore: He ain't wrong.
Cody: Zack, I appreciate that but my brothers-
Zack: These aren't your brothers. I'm your brother and I care about you. I'm not leaving this island without you.
Cody: Thanks, Zack. [hugs Zack]
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Maya: [with menu] Here are some extra crayons for your menu. Please don't eat them
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Zack: You know what Maya, I really hate being your friend,
Maya: Thanks! That would look really great on a valentines card!
Maya: Thanks! That would look really great on a valentines card!
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Frankie: (walks to everyone in a scuba diver suit) Mr. Moseby, I think I got to the bottom of things.
Mr. Moseby: And?
Frankie: It seems something clogged an air duct causing an internal rupture which cracked the window.
Bailey: Was it my corn snips?
Cody: Was it my sujihiki?
Woody: Was it my powerful bowels?
Frankie: (to Bailey) No. (to Cody) No. (to Woody) Ew. It was this pocket hanky! Apparently you dropped your hanky into the vent when you got scared by that dolphin and wet your pants. (leaves)
Mr. Moseby: And?
Frankie: It seems something clogged an air duct causing an internal rupture which cracked the window.
Bailey: Was it my corn snips?
Cody: Was it my sujihiki?
Woody: Was it my powerful bowels?
Frankie: (to Bailey) No. (to Cody) No. (to Woody) Ew. It was this pocket hanky! Apparently you dropped your hanky into the vent when you got scared by that dolphin and wet your pants. (leaves)
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Mr. Moseby: (smiles nervously) Oops. (his cellphone rings) Ah! It's Mr. Tipton! He's gonna wanna know who to throw off the ship. I don't want to leave!
Bailey: We can't let Mr. Tipton fire Mr. Moseby.
London: Oh give me the phone! (takes the phone and talks to her dad) Daddy, I flooded the Aqua Lounge. It was all my fault. Yep, it's Switzerland all over again. Mhmm. Mhmm. Yay! Bye daddy! (hangs up)
Marcus: Well, did he kick you off?
London: Nah. He just cut my allowance to 50,000 a week.
Cody: Looks like no one is leaving the ship after all.
Marcus: (looks at his cellphone) Yes, I'm leaving the ship!
Everybody: What?!
Zack: But it's Moseby's fault.
Marcus: I know but I just got an email from those producers about my hip hopera, they said it was the most ridiculous thing they have ever seen!
Bailey: Then why are you so happy?
Marcus: They said it's going to be the next big comedy. They're moving my whole family to New York, I'm going to star in a Broadway show. I'm going to be the lead tooth.
Zack: Comedy? I thought you said it was a serious love story about overcoming adversity.
Marcus: Look, it's a stupid song about a girl with bad teeth.
Bailey: We can't let Mr. Tipton fire Mr. Moseby.
London: Oh give me the phone! (takes the phone and talks to her dad) Daddy, I flooded the Aqua Lounge. It was all my fault. Yep, it's Switzerland all over again. Mhmm. Mhmm. Yay! Bye daddy! (hangs up)
Marcus: Well, did he kick you off?
London: Nah. He just cut my allowance to 50,000 a week.
Cody: Looks like no one is leaving the ship after all.
Marcus: (looks at his cellphone) Yes, I'm leaving the ship!
Everybody: What?!
Zack: But it's Moseby's fault.
Marcus: I know but I just got an email from those producers about my hip hopera, they said it was the most ridiculous thing they have ever seen!
Bailey: Then why are you so happy?
Marcus: They said it's going to be the next big comedy. They're moving my whole family to New York, I'm going to star in a Broadway show. I'm going to be the lead tooth.
Zack: Comedy? I thought you said it was a serious love story about overcoming adversity.
Marcus: Look, it's a stupid song about a girl with bad teeth.
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Everybody: (singing) Retainer baby, retainer baby, I require your wire.
Mr. Moseby: (still singing when everybody stops) Retainer baby. (makes weird noises then stops) Guess it's cake time.
Mr. Moseby: (still singing when everybody stops) Retainer baby. (makes weird noises then stops) Guess it's cake time.
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Marcus: Well Mr. Moseby thanks again for everything. Before I leave I want to give you something.
Mr. Moseby: Please Marcus you don't need to do that. Your friendship is gift enough.
Marcus: Well it's a Little Little t-shirt made into a pocket hanky.
Mr. Moseby: THIS IS THE BEST GIFT EVER! (hugs Marcus and leaves)
Bailey: Aww. This reminds me of my goodbye party when I left Kettlecorn except you're leaving and I'm not. And we're on a boat not on a barn. And there's not a giant twister barring down on us. (hugs Marcus) Oh Marcus congratulations.
Marcus: Thanks.
Bailey: (leaves)
Marcus: (to Woody) Well Woody, I'm going to miss you.
Woody: Marcus, I always thought of you as a brother. A real brother. Not like this kid named Neil who's forty years old and lives in my treehouse.
Marcus: Well I got nothing to say for that so let's just cut right to the man hug. (hugs Woody)
Woody: We're gonna miss you Marcus.
Cody: Just want to say good luck big guy. To think you'll be entertaining people while promoting proper dental care? I am so proud of you. (hugs Marcus)
Marcus: I'm going to miss you Cody.
Cody: I'm going to miss you too.
Marcus: (to Zack) Zack, I think I'm going to miss you most of all.
Woody: Hurtful.
Zack: I'm going to miss you too buddy. You know you're the only roommate that I had that I didn't hate.
Cody: Hurtful.
Zack: (hugs Marcus)
Marcus: Well you guys, I just want to say thank you for everything. Before I came here I was going through a really, really tough time but you guys took me in. You made me feel like family and I will always be grateful to you so thank you. And if you guys are ever in New York, please just look me up.
Zack: You know what? We just
Mr. Moseby: Please Marcus you don't need to do that. Your friendship is gift enough.
Marcus: Well it's a Little Little t-shirt made into a pocket hanky.
Mr. Moseby: THIS IS THE BEST GIFT EVER! (hugs Marcus and leaves)
Bailey: Aww. This reminds me of my goodbye party when I left Kettlecorn except you're leaving and I'm not. And we're on a boat not on a barn. And there's not a giant twister barring down on us. (hugs Marcus) Oh Marcus congratulations.
Marcus: Thanks.
Bailey: (leaves)
Marcus: (to Woody) Well Woody, I'm going to miss you.
Woody: Marcus, I always thought of you as a brother. A real brother. Not like this kid named Neil who's forty years old and lives in my treehouse.
Marcus: Well I got nothing to say for that so let's just cut right to the man hug. (hugs Woody)
Woody: We're gonna miss you Marcus.
Cody: Just want to say good luck big guy. To think you'll be entertaining people while promoting proper dental care? I am so proud of you. (hugs Marcus)
Marcus: I'm going to miss you Cody.
Cody: I'm going to miss you too.
Marcus: (to Zack) Zack, I think I'm going to miss you most of all.
Woody: Hurtful.
Zack: I'm going to miss you too buddy. You know you're the only roommate that I had that I didn't hate.
Cody: Hurtful.
Zack: (hugs Marcus)
Marcus: Well you guys, I just want to say thank you for everything. Before I came here I was going through a really, really tough time but you guys took me in. You made me feel like family and I will always be grateful to you so thank you. And if you guys are ever in New York, please just look me up.
Zack: You know what? We just
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Arwin: Callie made her own mobile unit. My creation made a creation. I'm a granddad!
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Woody: Zack we need your help!
Zack: Okay, step one: deny everything! Step two: if they don't believe step one, blame your twin.
Zack: Okay, step one: deny everything! Step two: if they don't believe step one, blame your twin.
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London: You wanna see something really funny (pauses) BAILEY'S CLOTHES!
(kids laugh)
(kids laugh)
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Cody: So, big change on someone's online profile
Woody: Oh you saw i got my 10th friend, double digits baby!
Cody: Yeah, it's nice that your grandma finally accpted your friend request
Woody: Actually, it was my mum, nana's still pending.
Cody: No, i'm talking about Maya's page. Looks like she just updated her status to 'in a relationship'. You know what this means Zack?
Zack: Yeah, she's really into me, can you blame her?
Cody: Noo-oo It means you've gotta change your status too, and well, your whole life.
Zack: Well i don't. I already got Maya. It's all smooth sailing from here.
Cody: Smooth sailing - just like the Titanic! You have no idea how much work it takes to maintain a relationship with a girl.
Zack: What work?
Cody: Well, they always make you put them first. Suddenly what you want doesn't matter anymore. When we started dating, Bailey made me join her stupid quilting circle!
Woody: You were in that before she was!
Cody: Whatever, my point is -
Woody: Actually didn't you start the quilting circle?
Cody: My point is you're gonna have to start making changes my friend!
Zack: No no no i'm not gonna change for anyone, not even Maya
Cody: (walks out laughing) That guy!
Zack: What does cody know about women, except he's a pedicure away from being one
Woody: So does this mean that you're not gonna change your status to 'in a relationship'
Zack: No way! Just cos Maya changed hers doesn't mean that i have to change mine
Maya: Hey Zack, did you happen to notice my status?
Zack: Well of course I did
Maya: Sooo...
Zack: Soo nice of you to do that
Maya: And... (flips hair)
Zack:
Woody: Oh you saw i got my 10th friend, double digits baby!
Cody: Yeah, it's nice that your grandma finally accpted your friend request
Woody: Actually, it was my mum, nana's still pending.
Cody: No, i'm talking about Maya's page. Looks like she just updated her status to 'in a relationship'. You know what this means Zack?
Zack: Yeah, she's really into me, can you blame her?
Cody: Noo-oo It means you've gotta change your status too, and well, your whole life.
Zack: Well i don't. I already got Maya. It's all smooth sailing from here.
Cody: Smooth sailing - just like the Titanic! You have no idea how much work it takes to maintain a relationship with a girl.
Zack: What work?
Cody: Well, they always make you put them first. Suddenly what you want doesn't matter anymore. When we started dating, Bailey made me join her stupid quilting circle!
Woody: You were in that before she was!
Cody: Whatever, my point is -
Woody: Actually didn't you start the quilting circle?
Cody: My point is you're gonna have to start making changes my friend!
Zack: No no no i'm not gonna change for anyone, not even Maya
Cody: (walks out laughing) That guy!
Zack: What does cody know about women, except he's a pedicure away from being one
Woody: So does this mean that you're not gonna change your status to 'in a relationship'
Zack: No way! Just cos Maya changed hers doesn't mean that i have to change mine
Maya: Hey Zack, did you happen to notice my status?
Zack: Well of course I did
Maya: Sooo...
Zack: Soo nice of you to do that
Maya: And... (flips hair)
Zack:
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Carrie: Eugh that was the worst one yet! Tasted like goats feet!
Cody: The throw up's starting to taste better than the soda!
Cody: The throw up's starting to taste better than the soda!
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Cody, Woody and Zack: (sits up at the same time and sleep talks) Innocent. (all lie back to sleep)
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Zack: [hits Woody]
Woody: Ow! What was that for?
Zack: For having a pretty sister.
Woody: Ow! What was that for?
Zack: For having a pretty sister.
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Arturo: Do you know what it's like to not have a single thought in your head?
London: ...Huh?
Arturo: Look who I'm talking to.
London: ...Who? [looks around]
London: ...Huh?
Arturo: Look who I'm talking to.
London: ...Who? [looks around]
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