The Suite Life on Deck Quotes
Arturo: You can't keep me in here!
London: I can't... but this NAIL GUN CAN!
London: I can't... but this NAIL GUN CAN!
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Arturo: Uh, uh, uh- oh, you got my bath collection. Did you get the matching loofahs?
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Cody: Guys, this isn't a monster, it's Dr. Cork.
Woddy: I still say we eat him.
Dr. Cork: Please don't eat me! I have an internet date on Friday!
Woddy: I still say we eat him.
Dr. Cork: Please don't eat me! I have an internet date on Friday!
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Bailey: (wearing a Santa outfit) Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas! Please donate to the needy children.
Cody: (wearing a elf suit and gets a teddy bear from a woman) Thank you! Look Bailey, our first donation!
Bailey: Oh great! (wipes sweat from her forehead)
Cody: Wow, you look really hot.
Cody: (wearing a elf suit and gets a teddy bear from a woman) Thank you! Look Bailey, our first donation!
Bailey: Oh great! (wipes sweat from her forehead)
Cody: Wow, you look really hot.
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Young London: (sad) Daddy's not coming home for Christmas?
Mr. Moseby: You know what? Let's head down to that shelter and help the less fortunate. That always bucks up your spirits.
Young London: My spirits are fine. I just want to stay here and play with my toys. (starts backing up with her car)
Mr. Moseby: You know what? Let's head down to that shelter and help the less fortunate. That always bucks up your spirits.
Young London: My spirits are fine. I just want to stay here and play with my toys. (starts backing up with her car)
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Future London: (hangs up) I have nobody. (crying)
London: (feels sad) That's awful. Am I really going to be that lonely mirror? (turns to sees the mirror isn't there) Mirror?
London: (feels sad) That's awful. Am I really going to be that lonely mirror? (turns to sees the mirror isn't there) Mirror?
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Zack: [playing as Brody] Here she comes now.
Cody: [steps on stage wearing a dress, a wig and speaks in falsetto voice] Hello my beloved.
Zack: [stares at Cody in shock] Cody? I knew this day would come but I didn't expect it so soon.
Cody: [steps on stage wearing a dress, a wig and speaks in falsetto voice] Hello my beloved.
Zack: [stares at Cody in shock] Cody? I knew this day would come but I didn't expect it so soon.
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Cody: [as Hailey] Or so he thinks! For Paris is full of men and I plan on shaking my bon-bons for each and every one of them.
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Cody: [as Hailey] Now's the part where you're supposed to kiss me.
Zack: ...No. That is... not going to happen.
Zack: ...No. That is... not going to happen.
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London: [Driving to Kettlecorn]Are we there yet?!
Bailey: Still no, but, hey! Let's play a game to pass the time! Okay, uh, me first. I spy with my little eye something that begins with the letter-
London: CORN! (glares at Bailey)
Bailey: Still no, but, hey! Let's play a game to pass the time! Okay, uh, me first. I spy with my little eye something that begins with the letter-
London: CORN! (glares at Bailey)
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Woody: [Seeing that they will be play basketball against Dwight Howard] We're in trouble.
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Zack: Okay guys, I know we? can win this.
Woody: How?
Zack: I have no idea.
Woody: How?
Zack: I have no idea.
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Bailey: (singing) See, my name is Carol and I live in Carolina. My husband's name is Carl, and we all sell -
London: (interrupting) CORN! Enough with the corn. (menacingly) I hate corn.
London: (interrupting) CORN! Enough with the corn. (menacingly) I hate corn.
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London: [Being attacked by a corn-beetle] Get this bug got off of me!
Bailey: Actually, London, it's gone.
London: Since when?!
Bailey: Ten miles ago. I don't want to tell you 'cause we were making such good time.
Bailey: Actually, London, it's gone.
London: Since when?!
Bailey: Ten miles ago. I don't want to tell you 'cause we were making such good time.
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Scarecrow: Come with me. I may not be the smartest guy in the world but I'll keep you safe.
Tin Man: You can't spend your life with a guy with no brain. Come with me and we'll have a great adventure.
Bailey: [looks at the Scarecrow then the Tin Man] I don't know what to do. I'm afraid of making the wrong decision.
Flying Monkey: I don't know who this straw dude is but I've roomed with this tin man for years, and trust me, you do not want to open that can.
Chewbaca: I'd listen to Yoda over there.
Scarecrow: That's three to one. You're coming with me. [grabs Bailey's arm]
Tin Man: [grabs Bailey's other arm] It is her decision. Now I may not be anything but an empty tin can, [bangs his chest] but I think since you're lucky enough to have a heart you should follow it.
Tin Man: You can't spend your life with a guy with no brain. Come with me and we'll have a great adventure.
Bailey: [looks at the Scarecrow then the Tin Man] I don't know what to do. I'm afraid of making the wrong decision.
Flying Monkey: I don't know who this straw dude is but I've roomed with this tin man for years, and trust me, you do not want to open that can.
Chewbaca: I'd listen to Yoda over there.
Scarecrow: That's three to one. You're coming with me. [grabs Bailey's arm]
Tin Man: [grabs Bailey's other arm] It is her decision. Now I may not be anything but an empty tin can, [bangs his chest] but I think since you're lucky enough to have a heart you should follow it.
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Zack: Are you gonna kiss her or are? we gonna have to wait six months again?
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Moseby: Mr. Tipton, you are doing a very nice thing.
Mr. Tipton: I know, but I'm going to go through with it anyway. Marilyn, I like the cut of your gib. You look me up if you ever need a job.
Mr. Tipton: I know, but I'm going to go through with it anyway. Marilyn, I like the cut of your gib. You look me up if you ever need a job.
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Moseby: THAT'S IT. I've HAD ENOUGH of these (ship's horn blows) SNAKES...ON THIS (ship's horn blows) BOAT!
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Maya: Zack, truth or dare?
Zack: Uh, truth.
Maya: How many girls did you date? before me?
Zack: DARE.
Zack: Uh, truth.
Maya: How many girls did you date? before me?
Zack: DARE.
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London: Hahaha! You should have seen your face. I was all like "menacing noise" and you were all like "scared reaction"! Hahaha!
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London: Terrific. You dropped my phone in a crate full of- [looks at the label on the crate of snakes and gasps] DANGEROUS SNACKS!
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Woody: No but I got this painful floor burn!
London: Ooh! It looks exactly like? Justin Bieber! Haha! Make it sing! Make it sing!
London: Ooh! It looks exactly like? Justin Bieber! Haha! Make it sing! Make it sing!
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Ms. Tuttwiler: Hey, what are you guys looking at? (sees Moseby floating in the air) Marion?!?!?!?!
Moseby: EMMA!
Ms. Tutwiller: How dare you! ...I finally get a boyfriend and you send him into the stratosphere.
Moseby: EMMA!
Ms. Tutwiller: How dare you! ...I finally get a boyfriend and you send him into the stratosphere.
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