The Three Musketeers Quote

D'Artagnan: [after getting a ticket]What is this?
Aramis: It's a citation. It's a ticket. [pause]
Aramis: Failure to remove animal bowel movements from public area.
D'Artagnan: French.
Aramis: Your horse took a dump on the street.
D'Artagnan: You're joking.
Aramis: That's what they all say.

Movie: The Three Musketeers

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