The Tick Quotes
Arthur: [to Tick] You bastard.
The Tick: [Thinking he meant his wife] Easy. That's no way to address a lady.
The Tick: [Thinking he meant his wife] Easy. That's no way to address a lady.
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The Tick: I'm telling you, Arthur, that checkout lady was giving me the hairy eyeball.
Arthur: Tick, it's called glaucoma.
The Tick: She's up to something nefarious.
Arthur: She makes five twenty-five an hour! She can't afford to be nefarious.
Arthur: Tick, it's called glaucoma.
The Tick: She's up to something nefarious.
Arthur: She makes five twenty-five an hour! She can't afford to be nefarious.
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Tick: You know, Arthur, it's really been quite a day. On the outside, oh, sure, we were pursued by Swiss Industrial Spies, trapped in the belly of a whale. But what really pursued us? Where were we really trapped? C'mon, Arthur. Get meta with me. What pursued us were our own obsessions. I'm good, you're evil. I'm a superhero, you're a sidekick. I'm a woman, you're a man. What does it all mean? Nothing. And where were we all trapped? I'll tell you where, Arthur. In the belly of Love - Love, Chum, Love.
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Tick: Like a great blue salmon of Justice, the mighty Tick courses upstream to the very spawning ground of evil.
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WANNABES! All of you, spitpolishing your prosthetic limbs, und whitewashing your liverspots for this wretched back-patting, smarty-party! The true mad scientist does not make public appearances! He does not wear the ‘hello my name is” badge. He STRIKES from below like a viper! Or on high like a PENNY, dropped from the tallest building aroundt! He has only ze one purpose: do bad things, to good people, MIT SCIENCE!!!!
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[After surviving a crocodile pit by grabbing a ledge with his teeth]
You can thank my dental hygienist for our untimely aliveness!
You can thank my dental hygienist for our untimely aliveness!
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[Falling from a building]
Aha! I'll bounce off that flagpole and flip to safety!
[Grabs flagpole and breaks it off wall]
Aha! I'll bounce off that broad, flat surface!...or not.
Aha! I'll bounce off that flagpole and flip to safety!
[Grabs flagpole and breaks it off wall]
Aha! I'll bounce off that broad, flat surface!...or not.
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[After placing an entire fortune cookie into his mouth]
A secret message... from my teeth!
A secret message... from my teeth!
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[Tick wakes after Evil Arthur Clone tries to saw off one of his antennas]
I just had the strangest dream. I was taking some math test I hadn't studied for... and then you tried to saw off my head.
I just had the strangest dream. I was taking some math test I hadn't studied for... and then you tried to saw off my head.
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Unsettling trend.
[After having his head crushed for the second time in the space of an episode]
[After having his head crushed for the second time in the space of an episode]
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[After being knocked out of a plane, falling several hundred stories through a street, into a subway tunnel and being hit by a full speed train therein.]
Call me.... The Duchess...
Sarsaparilla and fresh horses for all my men!
Call me.... The Duchess...
Sarsaparilla and fresh horses for all my men!
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[After being told he can't be a "real" tick because they have eight legs]
Oh yeah? How do you know I don't?
Oh yeah? How do you know I don't?
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[After being asked if he is powerful enough to destroy the Earth]
Egad! I hope not! That's where I keep all my STUFF!
Egad! I hope not! That's where I keep all my STUFF!
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You know, Arthur, when evil is afoot and you don't have any arms, you gotta use your head. When evil is ahead and you're behind, you've gotta do the legwork. But, when you can't get a leg up, you gotta be hip! You gotta keep your chin up, and kick some --
[Arthur] Tick, we get the idea.
[Arthur] Tick, we get the idea.
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[While being attacked by kitchen appliances]
Take that object of modern convenience!
Take that object of modern convenience!
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Weren't expecting a clip-on, were ya?!
[After an alligator jumps up from a pit and bites off his bowtie]
[After an alligator jumps up from a pit and bites off his bowtie]
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[After being asked to take off a muscle-increasing belt]
Can't reach...too much muscle!
Can't reach...too much muscle!
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I haven't always had friends like you, because I was born...different. Because I didn't fit in, society shunned me. All my life, the world's tried to forget my face, but after tonight, they will never forget my name!
[Chairface's birthday speech to his fellow villains before his attempt to carve his name into the moon.]
[Chairface's birthday speech to his fellow villains before his attempt to carve his name into the moon.]
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