The To Do List Quotes
Willy: Where are you going?
Cameron: I need some air!
Willy: It's an outdoor pool.
Cameron: I need some air!
Willy: It's an outdoor pool.
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Brandy Klark: Don't you have a dick to suck?
Amber: Several! Unlike you, fucktard!
Brandy Klark: Cluck you!
Amber: Cluck? Say fuck, you loser.
Amber: Several! Unlike you, fucktard!
Brandy Klark: Cluck you!
Amber: Cluck? Say fuck, you loser.
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[Brandy rides up to the Big Bun drive-through speaker on her bike] Fiona: Welcome to Big Bun, may I take your order?
Brandy Klark: I've decided to lose my virginity to Rusty Waters.
Fiona: Would you like fries with that?
Brandy Klark: No.
Brandy Klark: I've decided to lose my virginity to Rusty Waters.
Fiona: Would you like fries with that?
Brandy Klark: No.
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Willy: Brandy, what do you think would have happened if I hadn't shown up?
Brandy Klark: I probably would have swallowed.
Brandy Klark: I probably would have swallowed.
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Brandy Klark: I plan on getting finger-banged tonight.
Wendy: I think it's finger-blasted.
Fiona: No, it's finger-bombed, bitches.
Wendy: I think it's finger-blasted.
Fiona: No, it's finger-bombed, bitches.
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Brandy Klark: It's weird, huh? It's like the minute you give up control you just know what to do without doing anything.
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Van: A judge? Who do you think you are, Lolita? I mean, you lured me in. You sought me out, and then you lie to me? What's that about? Oh that's good. I think I just wrote a song.
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Cameron: Sex is a big deal, but it's also not a big deal. Don't get me wrong, it's a big deal. But it doesn't have to be such a big deal.
Brandy Klark: No. No, it doesn't.
Cameron: I guess what I mean is, sometimes sex is just sex.
Brandy Klark: Yeah, sometimes sex is just sex.
Brandy Klark: No. No, it doesn't.
Cameron: I guess what I mean is, sometimes sex is just sex.
Brandy Klark: Yeah, sometimes sex is just sex.
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Brandy Klark: Haha, very Caddyshack of you.
Willy: What does she mean by Caddyshack?
Willy: What does she mean by Caddyshack?
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Cameron: Brandy, you gave me a handjob. Dosn't that mean anything to you?
Brandy Klark: No, it's a handjob.
Brandy Klark: No, it's a handjob.
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[Judge Klark walks in and finds Amber and Willy having sex] Judge Klark: Get off my house and out of my daughter!
Amber: Dad, gross!
Judge Klark: You know what I mean!
Amber: Dad, gross!
Judge Klark: You know what I mean!
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