The Two Ronnies Quote

Ronnie Barker: I say, Humphrey.
Ronnie Corbett: What is it, Godfrey?
Ronnie Barker: Who was that terrible woman you were with today?
Ronnie Corbett: That was my sister.
Ronnie Barker: Oh, yes! Of course! I should have noticed the resemblance. Just got married, hasn't she?
Ronnie Corbett: Yes. Yes. And do you know, she's married a man who, invariably, people take an instant dislike to.
Ronnie Barker: Oh? Why is that, do you think?
Ronnie Corbett: It saves time. She's just moved to Cheltenham. She loves Cheltenham. She says, in Cheltenham, breeding is everything.
Ronnie Barker: Yes, well, we enjoy it in Kensington as well, but we're not fanatical about it.
Ronnie Corbett: Funny thing is, though, although he's a bully, an idler and a drunk, she intends to have seventeen children by him.
Ronnie Barker: Good grief! Why on earth would she want to do that?
Ronnie Corbett: She says she's hoping to lose him in the crowd.

Movie: The Two Ronnies

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