The Ugly Quotes

Abby Richter: My cat stepped on the remote.
Mike Chadway: Well, be sure to thank your pussy for me.

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Mike Chadway: He'll call back in five seconds. Now, come on.
Abby Richter: What are you, Nostradamus? [phone rings]
Abby Richter: Amazing!

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Simon Cartwright: Haven't you been listening?
Dr. Karen Shoemaker: Refresh my memory.
Simon Cartwright: People pick on me.
Dr. Karen Shoemaker: People pick on me. I don't slice them ear to ear.
Simon Cartwright: Maybe you should.

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[from trailer]
Ratso: My name is Ratso!
Baby Ugly: Mama!
Ratso: Ratso!
Baby Ugly: Mama!
Ratso: [shouting] Say Ratso, damn it!
Baby Ugly: Damn it! [Ratso groans, Baby Ugly repeats "Damn it!" several times]

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