The Venture Bros. Quote
Henchman 21;: If I had a lady like your wife, I'd be with her right now and I'd be brushing her hair and then we'd explore our feelings.
The Monarch: If you had a lady like my wife, you would be in an alternate future where dogs talk and birds have human pets.
The Monarch: If you had a lady like my wife, you would be in an alternate future where dogs talk and birds have human pets.
TV Show: The Venture Bros.
