The Venture Bros. Quote
Dr. Venture: Let's see the half-mil.
21: This relic belonged to my father's father. It has been passed down to the first-born male in my family's line.
Dr. Venture: [removing the cover to reveal, in a mylar sheath, a Marvel comic book] What? It's a comic. A comic that has a price on it for ten cents.
21: A comic? That is Marvel #1!
Dr. Venture: Look, I wasn't born yesterday. There's no way that something featuring Ka-Zar the Great, and twelve pages of jungle adventure is worth half a million bucks.
21: That's in almost dead mint condition! That is CGC rated at 9.6! It's like a miracle!
Dr. Venture: Okay, why don't you go sell your magic beans to another superscientist with an illegal cloning facility. I'm done with this crap.
21: Hold on to this, look it up on the Internet. You will see what I tell you is completely true. And take this. [A small cooler]
Dr. Venture: What's this—the world's most valuable cooler?
21: It's cloning material. It's 24's finger. It still has the Blackbeard's diamond treasure ring I got him. You can keep that too, I guess. It's worth two low, low payments of $29.95.
Dr. Venture: [seeing Hank entering] Alright, get out of here. I don't want to tell my kids about this crap.
21: [passing Hank]] Sorry about the bad news, Highlander. Looks like you'll never see the Quickening.
Hank: Huh?
21: This relic belonged to my father's father. It has been passed down to the first-born male in my family's line.
Dr. Venture: [removing the cover to reveal, in a mylar sheath, a Marvel comic book] What? It's a comic. A comic that has a price on it for ten cents.
21: A comic? That is Marvel #1!
Dr. Venture: Look, I wasn't born yesterday. There's no way that something featuring Ka-Zar the Great, and twelve pages of jungle adventure is worth half a million bucks.
21: That's in almost dead mint condition! That is CGC rated at 9.6! It's like a miracle!
Dr. Venture: Okay, why don't you go sell your magic beans to another superscientist with an illegal cloning facility. I'm done with this crap.
21: Hold on to this, look it up on the Internet. You will see what I tell you is completely true. And take this. [A small cooler]
Dr. Venture: What's this—the world's most valuable cooler?
21: It's cloning material. It's 24's finger. It still has the Blackbeard's diamond treasure ring I got him. You can keep that too, I guess. It's worth two low, low payments of $29.95.
Dr. Venture: [seeing Hank entering] Alright, get out of here. I don't want to tell my kids about this crap.
21: [passing Hank]] Sorry about the bad news, Highlander. Looks like you'll never see the Quickening.
Hank: Huh?
TV Show: The Venture Bros.
