The Venture Bros. Quote
Dr. Orpheus: Tatyana, what are you doing here?
Master: [as Tatyana] I was just sitting here thinking how glad I am that I left you for the OutRider, and how he does that thing you used to do with your mouth, but better because he can hold his breath longer.
Dr. Orpheus: Oh... it is you. My Master.
Master: [as Tatyana] Dah, Orpheus. Now what’s all this cry-baby crap about. Aren’t you use to the OutRider making you look like a shnooke by now?
Dr. Orpheus: He came out of a portal to the second-world. I have been training my whole life just to perceive that there is a second-world, and he can move between them. Tell me Master how can this be?
The Master: [as Tatyana] The love of a good woman can do wonders, Orpheus. I mean look at me, [Puts hands on breast] and these are natural C cups. Aren’t they beautiful? I mean, you can bounce a penis off these!
Dr. Orpheus: I doubt my ex-wife breast are the answer.
The Master: [as Tatyana] And it doesn’t stop there, I’m sitting on what is easily the ass of a teenager. What does she do pilates or something? You can rest a coffee mug on it.
Dr. Orpheus: Really, she’s almost forty by now!
The Master: [as Tatyana] Well, tell it to the heiny Orpheus, because it still thinks it's 1992.
Master: [as Tatyana] I was just sitting here thinking how glad I am that I left you for the OutRider, and how he does that thing you used to do with your mouth, but better because he can hold his breath longer.
Dr. Orpheus: Oh... it is you. My Master.
Master: [as Tatyana] Dah, Orpheus. Now what’s all this cry-baby crap about. Aren’t you use to the OutRider making you look like a shnooke by now?
Dr. Orpheus: He came out of a portal to the second-world. I have been training my whole life just to perceive that there is a second-world, and he can move between them. Tell me Master how can this be?
The Master: [as Tatyana] The love of a good woman can do wonders, Orpheus. I mean look at me, [Puts hands on breast] and these are natural C cups. Aren’t they beautiful? I mean, you can bounce a penis off these!
Dr. Orpheus: I doubt my ex-wife breast are the answer.
The Master: [as Tatyana] And it doesn’t stop there, I’m sitting on what is easily the ass of a teenager. What does she do pilates or something? You can rest a coffee mug on it.
Dr. Orpheus: Really, she’s almost forty by now!
The Master: [as Tatyana] Well, tell it to the heiny Orpheus, because it still thinks it's 1992.
TV Show: The Venture Bros.
