The Venture Bros. Quote

Col. Gathers: No, a thousand times no. I’m not letting those clowns shrink my $40 million secretly funded submarine to go fight the fucking cavity creeps.
Hank: Then when our father dies, are you guys prepare to adopt us?
Col. Gathers: No, but I'm considering a extremely late-term abortion. Samson, what part of secret underground headquarters that square-head of yours fail to rock!
Brock: Look, they live next door, what am I suppose to do?
Col. Gathers: Wipe their pink little minds and send them back home, like I told you.
Brock: They discover us every other week. I can’t keep doing that, its starting to make them buggy. Listen to this. Dean, what day is today?
Dean: Sagittarius
Brock: Good! Now Hank, what color is my tongue?
Hank: It’s kind of... Wednesday! Like a light Wednesday.

TV Show: The Venture Bros.

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