The Wedding Ringer Quote
Bad Best Man: [walks on stage and starts beatboxing]Haha, just kidding, just kidding. The moment Chris asked me to be his best man, I sat down and I wrote a pretty awesome speech. But, I don't know, I think I'd rather speak from the heart. [rips paper in half]
Jimmy: Oh, don't do that. Don't you rip that paper up. You never do that.
Bad Best Man: Ah. You know, when Chris... Chris and I first met, we, um... uh, wha... Chris and I, um... have known each other since, uh... hah... Chris and I, you know, we, we did stuff together. [dry heaves]
Jimmy: He's gonna throw up on the fuckin' bride.
Bad Best Man: And, um, Chris has been like a brother to me. Well, I... because my real brother died. Well, he didn't die immediately...
Jimmy: No...
Bad Best Man: They revived him in the ambulance, then he died later. Hah... uh... Adolf Hitler once said...
Jimmy: Holy fucking shit.
Jimmy: Oh, don't do that. Don't you rip that paper up. You never do that.
Bad Best Man: Ah. You know, when Chris... Chris and I first met, we, um... uh, wha... Chris and I, um... have known each other since, uh... hah... Chris and I, you know, we, we did stuff together. [dry heaves]
Jimmy: He's gonna throw up on the fuckin' bride.
Bad Best Man: And, um, Chris has been like a brother to me. Well, I... because my real brother died. Well, he didn't die immediately...
Jimmy: No...
Bad Best Man: They revived him in the ambulance, then he died later. Hah... uh... Adolf Hitler once said...
Jimmy: Holy fucking shit.
Movie: The Wedding Ringer
