The Whole Ten Yards Quotes
[Jimmy, Oz, and Cynthia, are Lazlo's prisoners; Jill, outside, has Lazlo's son hostage]
Lazlo: [shouting] Where's my son?
Nicholas 'Oz' Oseransky: All right, that's it!
Cynthia: Oz...
Nicholas 'Oz' Oseransky: No, I've had enough! [suddenly tough]
Nicholas 'Oz' Oseransky: If you ever want to see your son again, you'll let us go right now.
Lazlo: Is that right?
Nicholas 'Oz' Oseransky: Yeah, that's right! And if we're not out of here by eleven o'clock, Jill's gonna put one in Strabo's forehead. Just like Jimmy put one in Janni's forehead. Oh... it wasn't pretty.
Lazlo: [enraged] Give me a gun.
Jimmy Tudeski: [impressed] Not bad, Oz.
Nicholas 'Oz' Oseransky: Thanks.
Lazlo: [shouting] Where's my son?
Nicholas 'Oz' Oseransky: All right, that's it!
Cynthia: Oz...
Nicholas 'Oz' Oseransky: No, I've had enough! [suddenly tough]
Nicholas 'Oz' Oseransky: If you ever want to see your son again, you'll let us go right now.
Lazlo: Is that right?
Nicholas 'Oz' Oseransky: Yeah, that's right! And if we're not out of here by eleven o'clock, Jill's gonna put one in Strabo's forehead. Just like Jimmy put one in Janni's forehead. Oh... it wasn't pretty.
Lazlo: [enraged] Give me a gun.
Jimmy Tudeski: [impressed] Not bad, Oz.
Nicholas 'Oz' Oseransky: Thanks.
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Jimmy Tudeski: You know I was a bed wetter?
Nicholas 'Oz' Oseransky: You don't do it anymore, do you?
Jimmy Tudeski: When I was 12 I saw my father naked in a shower.
Nicholas 'Oz' Oseransky: Well, that's probably why you wet the bed. Very Freudian. Jungian.
Nicholas 'Oz' Oseransky: You don't do it anymore, do you?
Jimmy Tudeski: When I was 12 I saw my father naked in a shower.
Nicholas 'Oz' Oseransky: Well, that's probably why you wet the bed. Very Freudian. Jungian.
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Jimmy Tudeski: If you ever grab me like that again, I will stick a knife in your face.
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Jimmy Tudeski: [Talking to Lazlo while getting shot at] did you hire a hitter?
Lazlo: I can't really remember. Why? Is somebody shooting at you?
Lazlo: I can't really remember. Why? Is somebody shooting at you?
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Lazlo: [after sending Strabo in to kidnap Oz, Lazlo later hears ambulance sirens going off and heading towards the builing] Why do I have a bad feeling about this?
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Lazlo: You killed my Strabo.
Jimmy Tudeski: Actually, Strabo was already dead. He got shot when your hitter tried to shoot us.
Lazlo: [looks at Julie] Is this true?
Julie: Hey, Lazlo. Shit happens, all right?
Lazlo: Oh yeah. Watch this shit happen. [shoots Julie with Jill's gun as she is holding it]
Jimmy Tudeski: Actually, Strabo was already dead. He got shot when your hitter tried to shoot us.
Lazlo: [looks at Julie] Is this true?
Julie: Hey, Lazlo. Shit happens, all right?
Lazlo: Oh yeah. Watch this shit happen. [shoots Julie with Jill's gun as she is holding it]
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