The Wizard of Oz Quotes
Cowardly Lion : Read what my medal says: "Courage". Ain't it the truth? Ain't it the truth?
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Tin Woodsman : Help! Help!
Scarecrow : It's no use screaming at a time like this. Nobody will hear you. Help! Help!
Scarecrow : It's no use screaming at a time like this. Nobody will hear you. Help! Help!
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Wizard of Oz : They have one thing you haven't got: a diploma. Therefore, by virtue of the authority vested in me by the Universitartus Committiartum E Pluribus Unum, I hereby confer upon you the honorary degree of ThD.
Scarecrow : ThD?
Wizard of Oz : That's... Doctor of Thinkology.
Scarecrow : ThD?
Wizard of Oz : That's... Doctor of Thinkology.
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Wizard of Oz : Back where I come from there are men who do nothing all day but good deeds. They are called phila... er, phila... er, yes, er, Good Deed Doers.
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Glinda, the Good Witch of the North : Are you a good witch, or a bad witch?
Dorothy : I'm not a witch at all. I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas.
Glinda, the Good Witch of the North : Oh. Well, is that the witch?
Dorothy : Who, Toto? Toto's my dog!
Dorothy : I'm not a witch at all. I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas.
Glinda, the Good Witch of the North : Oh. Well, is that the witch?
Dorothy : Who, Toto? Toto's my dog!
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Wizard of Oz : To confer, converse, and otherwise hob-nob with my brother wizards.
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Dorothy : She isn't coming yet, Toto. Did she hurt you? She tried to, didn't she? Come on. We'll go tell Uncle Henry and Auntie Em.
Dorothy : She isn't coming yet, Toto. Did she hurt you? She tried to, didn't she? Come on. We'll go tell Uncle Henry and Auntie Em.
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Dorothy : [ singing ] Somewhere Over The Rainbow, Bluebirds fly. Birds fly Over The Rainbow. Why then, oh why can't I? If happy little bluebirds fly beyond the rainbow, why oh why cant I?
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Wicked Witch of the West : And now, my beauties, something with poison in it, I think. With poison in it, but attractive to the eye, and soothing to the smell. [ cackles ]
Wicked Witch of the West : Poppies... Poppies. Poppies will put them to sleep. Sleeeeep. Now they'll sleeeeep!
Wicked Witch of the West : Poppies... Poppies. Poppies will put them to sleep. Sleeeeep. Now they'll sleeeeep!
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Dorothy : I'm frightened, Auntie Em! I'm frightened! [ Auntie Em's image appears in the crystal ball ]
Auntie Em : Dorothy? Dorothy? Where are you? It's me, Auntie Em! We're trying to find you! Where are you?
Dorothy : I'm here in Oz, Auntie Em! I'm locked in the witch's castle, and I'm trying to get home to you, Auntie Em! [ Auntie Em's image fades out ]
Dorothy : Oh, Auntie Em, don't go away! I'm frightened! Come back! Come back! [ the Wicked Witch's image appears in the crystal ball ]
Wicked Witch of the West : Auntie Em! Auntie Em! Come back! I'll give you Auntie Em, my pretty! Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh! [ to the audience ]
Wicked Witch of the West : Heh heh heh heh heh heh!
Auntie Em : Dorothy? Dorothy? Where are you? It's me, Auntie Em! We're trying to find you! Where are you?
Dorothy : I'm here in Oz, Auntie Em! I'm locked in the witch's castle, and I'm trying to get home to you, Auntie Em! [ Auntie Em's image fades out ]
Dorothy : Oh, Auntie Em, don't go away! I'm frightened! Come back! Come back! [ the Wicked Witch's image appears in the crystal ball ]
Wicked Witch of the West : Auntie Em! Auntie Em! Come back! I'll give you Auntie Em, my pretty! Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh! [ to the audience ]
Wicked Witch of the West : Heh heh heh heh heh heh!
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Dorothy : [ in the Wizard's Throne Room with the three others, having returned from the Witch's castle ] Please, sir. We've done what you told us. We brought you the broomstick of the Wicked Witch of the West. We melted her!
Wizard of Oz : Oh, you liquidated her, eh? Very resourceful!
Wizard of Oz : Oh, you liquidated her, eh? Very resourceful!
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Captain of the Winkie Guard : [ after the Wicked Witch has melted ] She's... She's dead. You killed her.
Dorothy : I didn't mean to kill her. Really, I didn't. It's just that he was on fire.
Captain of the Winkie Guard : Hail to Dorothy! The Wicked Witch is dead!
The Winkies : [ all kneel before Dorothy ] *Hail*! Hail to Dorothy! The Wicked Witch is dead!
Dorothy : The broom! May we have it?
Captain of the Winkie Guard : [ hands Dorothy the broomstick ] Please. And take it with you.
Dorothy : Oh, thank you so much! Now we can go back to the Wizard, and tell him the Wicked Witch is dead!
The Winkies : The Wicked Witch is dead!
Dorothy : I didn't mean to kill her. Really, I didn't. It's just that he was on fire.
Captain of the Winkie Guard : Hail to Dorothy! The Wicked Witch is dead!
The Winkies : [ all kneel before Dorothy ] *Hail*! Hail to Dorothy! The Wicked Witch is dead!
Dorothy : The broom! May we have it?
Captain of the Winkie Guard : [ hands Dorothy the broomstick ] Please. And take it with you.
Dorothy : Oh, thank you so much! Now we can go back to the Wizard, and tell him the Wicked Witch is dead!
The Winkies : The Wicked Witch is dead!
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Miss Gulch : If you don't hand over that dog, I'll bring a damage suit that'll take your whole farm! There's a law protecting folks against dogs that bite!
Auntie Em : How would it be if she keeps him tied up? He's really gentle... with gentle people, that is.
Auntie Em : How would it be if she keeps him tied up? He's really gentle... with gentle people, that is.
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Wizard of Oz : [ in a booming voice ] Step forward, Tin Man!
Tin Woodsman : [ terrified, steps forward ] Ohhhh!
Wizard of Oz : [ still in a booming voice ] You DARE to come to me for a heart, do you? You clinking, clanking, clattering collection of caligenous junk!
Tin Woodsman : [ terrified, steps forward ] Ohhhh!
Wizard of Oz : [ still in a booming voice ] You DARE to come to me for a heart, do you? You clinking, clanking, clattering collection of caligenous junk!
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Wizard of Oz : [ booming voice ] And you, Scarecrow, have the affrontery to ask for a brain, you billowing bale of bovine fodder!
Scarecrow : Y-Yes... Yes, Your Honor... I mean, Your Excellency... I-I mean, Your Wizardry.
Wizard of Oz : [ booming ] Enough!
Scarecrow : Y-Yes... Yes, Your Honor... I mean, Your Excellency... I-I mean, Your Wizardry.
Wizard of Oz : [ booming ] Enough!
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