Thor Quotes
Loki: The Casket wasn't the only thing you took from Jotunheim that day, was it?
Odin: No. In the aftermath of the battle I went into the temple and I found a baby. Small for a Giant's offspring, abandoned, suffering, left to die. Laufey's son.
Loki: Laufey's son?
Odin: Yes.
Loki: Why? You were knee-deep in Jotun blood. Why would you take me?
Odin: You were an innocent child.
Loki: No. You took me for a purpose. What was it?... TELL ME!
Odin: I thought we could unite our kingdoms one day. Bring about an alliance, bring about permanent peace... through you.
Loki: What?
Odin: But those plans no longer matter.
Loki: So I am no more than another stolen relic, locked up here until you might have use of me?
Odin: Why do you twist my words?
Loki: You could have told me what I was from the beginning! Why didn't you?
Odin: You're my son... I wanted only to protect you from the truth...
Loki: What, because I... I... I am the monster parents tell their children about at night?
Odin: [unwell]No! No!
Loki: You know, it all makes sense now, why you favored Thor all these years, because no matter how much you claim to love me, you could never have a Frost Giant sitting on the throne of Asgard! [an overcome Odin collapses]
Loki: Guards! Guards, please help!
Odin: No. In the aftermath of the battle I went into the temple and I found a baby. Small for a Giant's offspring, abandoned, suffering, left to die. Laufey's son.
Loki: Laufey's son?
Odin: Yes.
Loki: Why? You were knee-deep in Jotun blood. Why would you take me?
Odin: You were an innocent child.
Loki: No. You took me for a purpose. What was it?... TELL ME!
Odin: I thought we could unite our kingdoms one day. Bring about an alliance, bring about permanent peace... through you.
Loki: What?
Odin: But those plans no longer matter.
Loki: So I am no more than another stolen relic, locked up here until you might have use of me?
Odin: Why do you twist my words?
Loki: You could have told me what I was from the beginning! Why didn't you?
Odin: You're my son... I wanted only to protect you from the truth...
Loki: What, because I... I... I am the monster parents tell their children about at night?
Odin: [unwell]No! No!
Loki: You know, it all makes sense now, why you favored Thor all these years, because no matter how much you claim to love me, you could never have a Frost Giant sitting on the throne of Asgard! [an overcome Odin collapses]
Loki: Guards! Guards, please help!
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Thor: [taking coffee for the first time]This drink... I like it!
Darcy: I know, it's great right?
Thor: ANOTHER!
Thor: [throws the mug on the floor and shatters it]
Jane Foster: [to the lady behind the counter]Sorry, Izzie, little accident...
Jane Foster: [to Thor]What was that?
Thor: It was delicious! I want another!
Jane Foster: You could have just said so!
Thor: I just did!
Jane Foster: I mean ask nicely!
Thor: I meant no disrespect.
Jane Foster: Alright, no more smashing. Deal?
Thor: You have my word.
Darcy: I know, it's great right?
Thor: ANOTHER!
Thor: [throws the mug on the floor and shatters it]
Jane Foster: [to the lady behind the counter]Sorry, Izzie, little accident...
Jane Foster: [to Thor]What was that?
Thor: It was delicious! I want another!
Jane Foster: You could have just said so!
Thor: I just did!
Jane Foster: I mean ask nicely!
Thor: I meant no disrespect.
Jane Foster: Alright, no more smashing. Deal?
Thor: You have my word.
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Agent Cale: [staring at The Destroyer]Is that one of Stark's?
Agent Coulson: I don't know. Guy never tells me anything.
Agent Coulson: I don't know. Guy never tells me anything.
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Thor: [walking into a pet shop]I need a horse!
Pet Store Clerk: We don't have horses. Just dogs, cats, birds.
Thor: Then give me one of those large enough to ride.
Pet Store Clerk: We don't have horses. Just dogs, cats, birds.
Thor: Then give me one of those large enough to ride.
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Odin: You are a vain, greedy, cruel boy!
Thor: And you are an old man and a fool!
Odin: Yes... I was a fool, to think you were ready.
Loki: Father...
Odin: [to Loki]FIE!
Odin: Thor Odinson... you have betrayed the express command of your king. Through your arrogance and stupidity, you've opened these peaceful realms and innocent lives to the horror and desolation of war! You are unworthy of these realms, you're unworthy of your title, you're unworthy... of the loved ones you have betrayed! I now take from you your power! In the name of my father and his father before, I, Odin Allfather, cast you out!
Thor: And you are an old man and a fool!
Odin: Yes... I was a fool, to think you were ready.
Loki: Father...
Odin: [to Loki]FIE!
Odin: Thor Odinson... you have betrayed the express command of your king. Through your arrogance and stupidity, you've opened these peaceful realms and innocent lives to the horror and desolation of war! You are unworthy of these realms, you're unworthy of your title, you're unworthy... of the loved ones you have betrayed! I now take from you your power! In the name of my father and his father before, I, Odin Allfather, cast you out!
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Darcy: [On seeing Thor, who's been hit by their car, lying on the ground]Whoa, does he need CPR? 'Cause I totally know CPR!
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[last lines]Thor: So Earth is lost to us...
Heimdall: No. There is always hope.
Thor: Can you see her?
Heimdall: [chuckles]Yes.
Thor: How is she?
Heimdall: She searches for you.
Heimdall: No. There is always hope.
Thor: Can you see her?
Heimdall: [chuckles]Yes.
Thor: How is she?
Heimdall: She searches for you.
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Thor: My friends, have you forgotten all that we have done together? Fandral, Hogun, who led you into the glorious of battles?
Hogun: You did.
Thor: And, Volstagg, who introduced you to delicacies so succulent you thought you'd died and gone to Valhalla?
Volstagg: [chuckles]You did.
Thor: And who proved wrong all who scoffed at the idea that a young maiden could be one of the fiercest warriors this realm has ever known?
Sif: I did!
Thor: True, but I supported you, Sif.
Hogun: You did.
Thor: And, Volstagg, who introduced you to delicacies so succulent you thought you'd died and gone to Valhalla?
Volstagg: [chuckles]You did.
Thor: And who proved wrong all who scoffed at the idea that a young maiden could be one of the fiercest warriors this realm has ever known?
Sif: I did!
Thor: True, but I supported you, Sif.
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Agent Garrett: [about Thor's Asgard buddies]Is there a Renaissance Fair in town?
Agent Jackson: Call it in.
Agent Garrett: Yeah. Uh, base, we've got, uh, Xena, Jackie Chan, and Robin Hood.
Agent Jackson: Call it in.
Agent Garrett: Yeah. Uh, base, we've got, uh, Xena, Jackie Chan, and Robin Hood.
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Clint Barton: Do you want me to take him down, or would you rather send in more guys for him to beat up?
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Thor: Loki, this is madness!
Loki: Is it madness? Is it? IS IT? I don't know what happened on Earth to make you so soft! Don't tell me it was that woman?... Oh, it was. Well maybe, when we're done here, I'll pay her a visit myself! [Thor gets mad]
Loki: Is it madness? Is it? IS IT? I don't know what happened on Earth to make you so soft! Don't tell me it was that woman?... Oh, it was. Well maybe, when we're done here, I'll pay her a visit myself! [Thor gets mad]
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Thor: You know, I had it all backwards. I had it all wrong.
Erik Selvig: It's not a bad thing finding out that you don't have all the answers. You start asking the right questions.
Thor: For the first time in my life, I have no idea what I'm supposed to do.
Erik Selvig: Anyone who's ever going to find his way in this world, has to start by admitting he doesn't know...
Erik Selvig: It's not a bad thing finding out that you don't have all the answers. You start asking the right questions.
Thor: For the first time in my life, I have no idea what I'm supposed to do.
Erik Selvig: Anyone who's ever going to find his way in this world, has to start by admitting he doesn't know...
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Loki: [hanging from the edge of the Bifrost]I could have done it, Father! I could have done it! For you! For all of us!
Odin: No, Loki. [Loki stares for a moment, then loosens his grip]
Thor: Loki, no... NO! [Loki falls into a wormhole]
Odin: No, Loki. [Loki stares for a moment, then loosens his grip]
Thor: Loki, no... NO! [Loki falls into a wormhole]
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Thor: Why have you done this?
Loki: To prove to Father that I am a worthy son! When he wakes, I will have saved his life, I will have destroyed that race of monsters, and I will be true heir to the throne!
Thor: You can't kill an entire race!
Loki: Why not?... And what is this new found love for the Frost Giants? You, could have killed them all with your bare hands!
Thor: I've changed.
Loki: So have I. Now fight me!
Loki: To prove to Father that I am a worthy son! When he wakes, I will have saved his life, I will have destroyed that race of monsters, and I will be true heir to the throne!
Thor: You can't kill an entire race!
Loki: Why not?... And what is this new found love for the Frost Giants? You, could have killed them all with your bare hands!
Thor: I've changed.
Loki: So have I. Now fight me!
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[Loki appears in Jotunheim]King Laufey: Kill him.
Loki: After all I've done for you?
King Laufey: ...So you're the one who showed us the way into Asgard.
Loki: That was just a bit of fun, really. To ruin my brother's big day, and to protect the realm from his idiotic rule for a while longer.
King Laufey: I will hear you.
Loki: I will conceal you and a handful of your soldiers, lead you into Odin's chambers, and you can slay him where he lies.
King Laufey: Why not kill him yourself?
Loki: I suspect that the Asgardians would not take kindly to a king who had murdered his predecessor. Once Odin is dead, I will return the Casket to you... [Laufey stands, his expression hungry]
Loki: And you can return Jotunheim to all its, uh... glory.
King Laufey: I... accept.
Loki: After all I've done for you?
King Laufey: ...So you're the one who showed us the way into Asgard.
Loki: That was just a bit of fun, really. To ruin my brother's big day, and to protect the realm from his idiotic rule for a while longer.
King Laufey: I will hear you.
Loki: I will conceal you and a handful of your soldiers, lead you into Odin's chambers, and you can slay him where he lies.
King Laufey: Why not kill him yourself?
Loki: I suspect that the Asgardians would not take kindly to a king who had murdered his predecessor. Once Odin is dead, I will return the Casket to you... [Laufey stands, his expression hungry]
Loki: And you can return Jotunheim to all its, uh... glory.
King Laufey: I... accept.
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[from trailer]Darcy: [staring at Thor]You know, for a crazy homeless person... he's pretty cut.
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[after hitting Thor with her car... again]Jane Foster: WHAT?... I'm so sorry! I swear I'm not doing this on purpose.
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[Thor brings a drunken Selvig home]Jane Foster: What happened?
Thor: He's fine! We drank, we fought - he made his ancestors proud!
Jane Foster: Put him on the bed.
Erik Selvig: [to Thor]Oh, I still don't think you're the god of thunder. But you ought to be!
Thor: He's fine! We drank, we fought - he made his ancestors proud!
Jane Foster: Put him on the bed.
Erik Selvig: [to Thor]Oh, I still don't think you're the god of thunder. But you ought to be!
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Loki: Look at you. The mighty Thor! With all your strength! And what good does it do you now? Do you hear me, brother? There's nothing you can do! [Thor smashes the Bifrost]
Loki: What are you doing? If you destroy the Bridge, you'll never see her again!
Thor: Forgive me, Jane!
Loki: What are you doing? If you destroy the Bridge, you'll never see her again!
Thor: Forgive me, Jane!
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King Laufey: The house of Odin is full of traitors...
Thor: Do not dishonor my father's name with your lies!
King Laufey: Your father is a murderer and a thief! And why have YOU come, to talk of peace? You long for battle, you crave it! You're nothing more than a boy trying to prove himself a man!
Thor: Be warned, this boy grows tired of your mockery! [Jotuns surround the Asgardians]
Loki: Thor, stop and think. Look around you, we're outnumbered...
Thor: Know your place, brother!
King Laufey: You know not what your actions would unleash... I do. Go now, while I still allow it. [Loki has to restrain Thor]
Loki: We will accept your most gracious offer. Come on, brother... [Thor turns to leave]
Frost Giant Sentry: Run back home, little princess.
Loki: Damn... [Thor smashes down the Sentry]
Thor: Next?
Thor: Do not dishonor my father's name with your lies!
King Laufey: Your father is a murderer and a thief! And why have YOU come, to talk of peace? You long for battle, you crave it! You're nothing more than a boy trying to prove himself a man!
Thor: Be warned, this boy grows tired of your mockery! [Jotuns surround the Asgardians]
Loki: Thor, stop and think. Look around you, we're outnumbered...
Thor: Know your place, brother!
King Laufey: You know not what your actions would unleash... I do. Go now, while I still allow it. [Loki has to restrain Thor]
Loki: We will accept your most gracious offer. Come on, brother... [Thor turns to leave]
Frost Giant Sentry: Run back home, little princess.
Loki: Damn... [Thor smashes down the Sentry]
Thor: Next?
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[while interrogating Thor, Coulson steps out for a moment... ]Thor: Loki. What are you doing here?
Loki: [as a SHIELD agent]I had to see you.
Thor: What's happened? Tell me, is it Jotunheim? Let me explain to Father...
Loki: Father is dead.
Thor: What?
Loki: Your banishment, the threat of a new war... it was too much for him to bear. You mustn't blame yourself. I know that you loved him. I tried to tell him so, but he wouldn't listen. It was so cruel to put the hammer within your reach knowing that you could never lift it. The burden of the throne has fallen to me now.
Thor: Can I come home?
Loki: The truce with Jotunheim is conditional upon your exile.
Thor: Yes, but... couldn't we find a way...?
Loki: And Mother has forbidden your return. This is goodbye, brother. I'm so sorry.
Thor: No. I am sorry. Thank you for coming here.
Loki: Farewell.
Thor: Goodbye. [Loki leaves, just as Coulson returns]
Agent Coulson: [having heard Thor]Goodbye? I just got back.
Loki: [as a SHIELD agent]I had to see you.
Thor: What's happened? Tell me, is it Jotunheim? Let me explain to Father...
Loki: Father is dead.
Thor: What?
Loki: Your banishment, the threat of a new war... it was too much for him to bear. You mustn't blame yourself. I know that you loved him. I tried to tell him so, but he wouldn't listen. It was so cruel to put the hammer within your reach knowing that you could never lift it. The burden of the throne has fallen to me now.
Thor: Can I come home?
Loki: The truce with Jotunheim is conditional upon your exile.
Thor: Yes, but... couldn't we find a way...?
Loki: And Mother has forbidden your return. This is goodbye, brother. I'm so sorry.
Thor: No. I am sorry. Thank you for coming here.
Loki: Farewell.
Thor: Goodbye. [Loki leaves, just as Coulson returns]
Agent Coulson: [having heard Thor]Goodbye? I just got back.
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[Thor approaches the Destroyer]Thor: Brother, however I have wronged you, whatever I have done that has led you to do this, I am truly sorry. But these people are innocent, taking their lives will gain you nothing. So take mine, and end this.
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Jane Foster: So is this how you normally look?
Thor: More or less.
Jane Foster: It's a good look!
Thor: More or less.
Jane Foster: It's a good look!
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Thor: You think me strange?
Jane Foster: Yes.
Thor: Good strange, or bad strange?
Jane Foster: I'm not sure yet...
Jane Foster: Yes.
Thor: Good strange, or bad strange?
Jane Foster: I'm not sure yet...
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Odin: You'll be a wise king.
Thor: There will never be a wiser king than you. Or a better father. I have much to learn. I know that now. One day, perhaps, I will make you proud.
Odin: You've already made me proud.
Thor: There will never be a wiser king than you. Or a better father. I have much to learn. I know that now. One day, perhaps, I will make you proud.
Odin: You've already made me proud.
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Jane Foster: Years of research, gone.
Darcy: They even took my iPod.
Erik Selvig: What about the backups?
Jane Foster: They took our backups. They took the backups of our backups. They were extremely thorough.
Darcy: I just downloaded, like, 30 songs onto there.
Darcy: They even took my iPod.
Erik Selvig: What about the backups?
Jane Foster: They took our backups. They took the backups of our backups. They were extremely thorough.
Darcy: I just downloaded, like, 30 songs onto there.
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Fandral: [to Volstagg]Our dearest friend banished! Loki on the throne! Asgard on the brink of war! Yet you managed to consume four wild boars, six pheasants, a side of beef and two caskets of ale! Shame on you! Don't you care? [dashes the plate from Volstagg's hands]
Volstagg: Do not mistake my appetite for apathy!
Sif: [breaks them up]Stop it, both of you! Stop! We all know what we have to do.
Hogun: We must go. We must find Thor.
Fandral: You speak of treason!
Volstagg: Forget treason, it's suicide!
Sif: Thor would do the same for us.
Volstagg: Hush! Heimdall may be watching. [an Asgardian sentry enters]
Asgardian Guard: Heimdall demands your presence! [the sentry leaves]
Volstagg: We're doomed.
Volstagg: Do not mistake my appetite for apathy!
Sif: [breaks them up]Stop it, both of you! Stop! We all know what we have to do.
Hogun: We must go. We must find Thor.
Fandral: You speak of treason!
Volstagg: Forget treason, it's suicide!
Sif: Thor would do the same for us.
Volstagg: Hush! Heimdall may be watching. [an Asgardian sentry enters]
Asgardian Guard: Heimdall demands your presence! [the sentry leaves]
Volstagg: We're doomed.
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