Thor: Ragnarok Quotes

Thor: Loki, I thought the world of you. I thought we were going to fight side-by-side forever, but at the end of the day you're you and I'm me and... oh, maybe there's still good in you but... let's be honest, our paths diverged a long time ago.
Loki: [emotional]Yeah... it's probably for the best that we'll never see each other again.
Thor: That's what you always wanted. [pats Loki on the back]

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Thor: We have to stop her here and now, and prevent Ragnarok, the end of everything! So I'm putting together a team.
Loki: Like the old days.

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[Thor throws Mjolnir at Hela, she catches it] Thor: It's not possible.
Hela: Darling, you have no idea what's possible. [Hela crushes the hammer]

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Thor: [to Valkyrie]You know, I used to want to be a Valkyrie when I was younger, until I found out you were all women. There's nothing wrong with women, of course, I like women. Sometimes a little too much. Not in a creepy way, just more like a respectful appreciation. I think it's great, an elite force of women warriors.

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Thor: Has anyone here fought the Grandmaster's champion?
Korg: Yeah. Doug has. Hey, Doug. Could you come over here? Oh, yeah, I forgot, Doug's dead. Anyone who fights the Grandmaster's champion perished. You're not actually thinking about fighting him, are you?
Thor: Yes, I am. I'm gonna fight him, win, and get the hell off this planet!
Korg: That's exactly what Doug used to say! See you later, New Doug!

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Thor: I don't hang with the Avengers anymore. It all got too corporate.

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Grandmaster: Hey Sparkles, here's the deal: you want to get back to ass-place, ass-berg...
Thor: ASGARD!
Grandmaster: Any contender who defeats my champion, their freedom they shall win.
Thor: Fine. Then point me in the direction of whoever's ass I have to kick!

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Surtur: You cannot stop Ragnarok. Why fight it?
Thor: Because that's what heroes do!

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Hela: It's come to my attention that you don't know who I am. I am Hela. Odin's firstborn. Commander of the legions of Asgard. The rightful heir to the throne and the Goddess of Death. My father is dead. As are the princes. You're welcome. We were once the seat of absolute power in the cosmos. Our supremacy was unchallenged. Yet Odin stopped at nine realms. Our destiny is to rule over all others. And I am here to restore that power. Kneel before me and rise into the ranks of my great conquest.
Hogun: Whoever you were, whatever you've done, surrender now or we will show you no mercy.
Hela: Whoever I am? Did you not listen to a word I said?

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Hela: Tell me about yourself, Skurge.
Skurge: Well, my dad was a stone mason and...
Hela: Yeah. Right. Ok. I'll just... I'll stop you there. What I meant was what's your ambition?
Skurge: I just want a chance to prove myself.
Hela: Recognition. Every great king had an executioner. Not just to execute people but to also execute their vision. But mainly to execute people. Still, it was a great honor. I was Odin's executioner. And now you shall be mine.

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Odin: Even with two eyes, you only see half of the picture.

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Thor: Asgard's not a place, it's a people. This was never about stopping Ragnarok... it was about causing Ragnarok.
Thor: [to Loki]Go to the vault. Surtur's crown. It's the only way.
Loki: Bold move, brother. Even for me. [runs off]

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Thor: I'm not as strong as you.
Odin: No... you're stronger.

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Dr. Stephen Strange: Thor, I sense a great change in your future. Destiny has dire plans for you, my friend.
Thor: I have dire plans for destiny.

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Loki: [brings back Surtur]With the Eternal Flame, you are reborn!

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Thor: [aboard the Commodore]Where are the weapons?
Valkyrie: There aren't any! It's a leisure vessel.
Bruce Banner: What?
Valkyrie: The Grandmaster uses it for his good times: orgies and stuff.
Bruce Banner: Did she just say the Grandmaster uses it for orgies?
Thor: Yeah. Don't touch anything.

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[Grandmaster is announcing the Hulk into the Sakaaran Arena] Grandmaster: ...The champion! The Defending! I give you, your Incredible... [Hulk enters the arena, roars]
Loki: [to himself]I have to get off this planet.
Grandmaster: [Runs into Loki as he is trying to run away]Whoa, whoa, where are you going? Sit down.
Hulk: HULK! HULK! HULK!
Thor: [to the Grandmaster]Hey! Hey! We know each other, he's a friend from work!
Thor: [to Hulk]Where have you been? Everyone thought you were dead! There's so much that's happened since I last saw you! I lost my hammer, like yesterday so that's still pretty fresh. Loki, Lok - Loki's alive, can you believe it? He's up there! [Hulk glances at Loki]
Thor: Hey, Loki! Look who it is! [Loki is horrorstruck]

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Odin: Asgard is not a place, it's a people. And its people need your help.

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[Hela approaches Thor, seated on the throne of Asgard] Hela: You're in my seat!

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Grandmaster: I love when you come to visit, 142. You keep bringing me just the best stuff. Whenever we get to talk to Topaz about Scrapper-142, what do I always say? She is, and it starts with a B.
Topaz: Trash.
Grandmaster: No. Not trash. Were you waiting to just call her that? It doesn't start with a B!

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Dr. Stephen Strange: [gives up Loki to Thor]I think you can handle things from here.
Loki: [pulls out blades]Handle me? Who are you? You think you're some kind of sorcerer? Don't think for one minute, you second-rate...
Dr. Stephen Strange: Bye bye. [sends Thor and Loki through a portal]

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[a barber approaches Thor with blades] Barber: Now don't you move. My hands ain't as steady as they used to be!
Thor: [tough]By Odin's beard, you shall not cut my hair, lest you feel the wrath of the mighty Thor! [pause]
Thor: [terrified]Please, kind sir, do not cut my hair. NO! NOOO!

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Valkyrie: I've spent years, in a haze, trying to forget my past. Sakaar seemed like the best place to drink, and to forget... and to die, one day.
Thor: Well, I was thinking that you drink too much and it was probably gonna kill you.
Valkyrie: I don't plan to stop drinking. But... I don't wanna forget. I can't turn away anymore. So, if I'm gonna die, well, it might as well be driving my sword through the heart of that murderous hag.

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Hela: [sees a mural of Odin's work]Look at these lies! Goblets and garden parties? Peace treaties? Odin. Proud to have it... shame of how he got it! [tears down the mural to reveal a dark mural underneath]

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Thor: I choose to run towards my problems, and not away from them. Because's that what heroes do.

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Thor: You know, Father once told me that a wise man never seeks out war...
Hela: ...but he must always be ready for it!

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Thor: How do I escape?
Heimdall: You're on a planet surrounded by doorways. Go through one.
Thor: Which one?
Heimdall: The big one!

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Hela: Kneel.
Loki: I'm sorry?
Hela: [draws a sword]Kneel, before your queen.
Thor: I don't think so.

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[wielding blasters] Thor: Hello!
Loki: Hi. [open fire]

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Loki: Do you really think it's a good idea to go back to earth?
Thor: Yes, of course. People on earth love me, I'm very popular.
Loki: Let me rephrase that: Do you really think it's a good idea to bring ME back to earth?
Thor: Probably not, to be honest. I wouldn't worry, Brother. I feel like everything's gonna work out fine. [Thanos's ship appears]

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