Thor: Ragnarok Quotes

Bruce Banner: I don't know how to fly this thing!
Thor: You're a doctor, you have PhDs. You should figure it out.
Bruce Banner: None of them for flying alien spaceships!

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Bruce Banner: [points at his brain]Biggest muscle in the body.
Thor: I've got more muscle, so technically more brains!

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Loki: Your savior has arrived!

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Hela: [to Thor]I'm not a queen, or a monster... I'm the godess of death! What were you the god of, again?

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Valkyrie: The lord of thunder sends his regards!
Korg: The revolution has begun!

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[last words] Odin: [points in the sky]Look at that. Remember this place... home.

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Hela: You're still alive.
Thor: I love what you've done with the place. Redecorated and everything.
Hela: It would seem our father's solution to every problem was to cover it up.
Thor: Or cast it out. He told you you were worthy. He said the same thing to me.
Hela: You see, you never knew him, not at his best. Odin and I drowned entire civilizations in blood and tears. Where do you think all this gold came from? And then one day he decided to become a benevolent king. To foster peace, to protect life. To have you.
Thor: I understand why you're angry. And you are my sister, and technically have a claim to the throne. And believe me, I would love for someone else to rule. But it can't be you. You're just the worst.
Hela: Okay. Get up. You're in my seat.

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Heimdall: Where to?
Thor: I'm not sure. Any suggestions? Miek? Where are you from?
Korg: Oh, Miek's dead.
Thor: Oh.
Korg: Yeah, I accidentally stomped on him on the bridge. I still felt so guilty I've been carrying him around all day. [Miek moves]
Korg: Oh Miek you're alive! He's alive, guys! What was your question again, brov?
Thor: ...Earth it is.

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Thor: Banner! Hey, Banner!
Hulk: No Banner, only Hulk!

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Hela: Asgard is dead!

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Bruce Banner: You're just using me to get to the Hulk. That's low. You're not my friend.
Thor: No, no, no. I don't even like Hulk. He's always like, grr... smash, smash, smash. I prefer you.

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Grandmaster: Time works real different around these parts. On any other world I would be millions of years old but here on Sakaar... [leers at Loki, unnerving him]

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Hela: So he's dead. I'd have liked to have seen that.

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Skurge: [wields Des and Troy]For Asgard.

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Hela: I don't know your game, but you can not stop me!
Thor: No. [Surtur appears]
Thor: But he can.

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Hela: I'm Hela.
Skurge: I'm just a janitor.

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Loki: You know, I feel it won't make much of a difference...
Thor: [sighs]Loki...
Loki: ...but this time, it's truly nothing personal. The reward for your capture [he sounds the alarm]
Loki: will set me up nicely.
Thor: Never one for sentiment, were you?
Loki: Easier to let it burn.
Thor: [grins]I agree. [Loki's eyes widen as Thor holds up the remote taser. He hits the button, electrocuting Loki, who falls to the ground. Thor walks over to him]
Thor: That looks painful. Dear brother, you're becoming predictable. I trust you, you betray me, round and round in circles we go. See Loki, life is about... It's about growth, it's about change, but you seem to just want to stay the same. I guess what I'm trying to say is that you'll always be the god of mischief, but you could be more. I'll just put this over here for you. [he tosses the remote aside]

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[Thor arrives at the Asgardian Palace to see a giant statue of Loki and the crowd watching a play re-enactment of Loki's death] Loki Actor: Oh, brother. This is it. I take my leave.
Actor Thor: You fool, you didn't listen!
Loki Actor: I'm sorry.
Actor Thor: Lady Sif, get help!
Actor Sif: [runs]Somebody, help!
Loki Actor: Sorry for all I've done.
Actor Thor: Shh. It's all right. Hold on.
Loki Actor: I'm sorry I tried to rule Earth.
Actor Thor: They'd be lucky to have you.
Loki Actor: I'm sorry about that thing with the Tesseract. I just couldn't help myself.
Actor Thor: I know.
Loki Actor: I'm a trickster.
Actor Thor: Yes. So mischievous.
Loki Actor: Sorry about that time I turned you into a frog.
Actor Thor: It was a wonderful joke.
Odin: [watching the play]'Twas indeed hilarious.
Actor Thor: You are the savior of Asgard.
Loki Actor: Tell my story.
Actor Thor: I will.
Loki Actor: Build a statue for me.
Actor Thor: We will build a big statue for you.
Loki Actor: With my helmet on, with the big bendy horns.
Actor Thor: I will tell Father what you did here today.
Odin: [whispering]I didn't do it for him.
Loki Actor: I didn't do it... for him. [Loki Actor 'dies' as the choir sings chorus]
Actor Thor: NOOOOOOOOOO!
Actor Odin: And so, Loki died of his wounds, giving his life for ours. He fought back those disgusting elves, he brought peace to the realm. [a blue boy appears on stage]
Actor Odin: Loki, my boy. 'Twas many moons ago I found you on that frostbitten battlefield. On that day, I did not yet see in you, Asga

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Loki: Here's the thing. I'm probably better off staying here on Sakaar.
Thor: That's exactly what I was thinking.
Loki: ...Did you just agree with me?
Thor: This place is perfect for you. It's savage, chaotic, lawless. Brother, you're going to do GREAT here.
Loki: Do you truly think so little of me?
Thor: Loki, I thought the world of you. I thought we were going to fight side-by-side forever, but at the end of the day you're you and I'm me and... oh, maybe there's still good in you but... let's be honest, our paths diverged a long time ago.
Loki: [emotional]Yeah... it's probably for the best that we'll never see each other again.
Thor: That's what you always wanted. [pats Loki on the back]

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Thor: Quite unique. It was made from this special metal from the heart of a dying star. And when i spun it really, really fast it gave me the ability to fly.
Korg: You rode a hammer?
Thor: No, I didn't ride the hammer
Korg: The hammer ride you on your back?
Thor: No, I would spin it really fast and it would pull me off the...
Korg: Oh my god, the hammer pulled you off?
Thor: The ground! It would pull me off the ground, into the air and I would fly.

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Thor: Perhaps you're not so bad after all, brother.
Loki: Maybe not.
Thor: Thank you, Loki.

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Thor: If you were here, I might even give you a hug.
Loki: ...I am here...

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Thor: I've been having terrible dreams as of late. Every night I see Asgard falling to ruins.
Odin: That's just a silly dream, signs of an overactive imagination.
Thor: Possibly. But then I decide to go out there and investigate, and what do I find but the Nine Realms completely in chaos? Enemies of Asgard assembling, plotting our demise, all while you, Odin, the protector of those Nine Realms are sitting here, in your bathrobe, eating *grapes.*
Odin: Yes, well, it is best to respect our neighbors' freedom.
Thor: Yes, of course. The freedom to be *massacred*. [he threateningly tosses Mjolnir at Odin before catching it]
Odin: Well, I've been rather busy myself.
Thor: [sarcastically]Watching theatre?
Odin: Well... Board meetings and security council meetings...
Thor: You're really gonna make me do it?
Odin: Do what?
Thor: [Thor throws Mjolnir as far as he can, then stand behind Odin with a hand on his neck]You know that nothing will stop Mjolnir as it returns to my hand. Not even your face!
Odin: [stammers]You've gone quite mad, you... You'll be executed for this!
Thor: Then I'll see you on the other side, *brother!*
Loki: [as Mjolnir streaks towards him, Odin reveals himself as a disguised Loki]Alright, I yield! [Thor shoves Loki aside just in time, catching the hammer in his hand]

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Thor: [sees residents of Sakaar]Hi there... [they put him in a net]

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Hela: My destiny is to rule all others.

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Korg: Hey, man. We're just about to jump on that ginormous spaceship. Wanna come?
Loki: You do seem like you're in desperate need of leadership.
Korg: Why, thank you!

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Grandmaster: [broadcast]It's bad news, bad news today. Sakaar, hear ye. Attention, please. I have some bad news. My beloved, exalted Champion has turned up missing. Take to the streets. Celebrate my champion. It seems that that criminally seductive Lord of Thunder has stolen him away.
Thor: Seductive GOD of Thunder!

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Bruce Banner: [flying a ship]We're coming up on the Devil's Anus.

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Grandmaster: I'm upset! I'm very upset. You know what I like about being upset? Blame. Right now, that's the mindset that I'm in. And you know who I'm blaming?
Loki: Grandmaster, I...
Grandmaster: Hey! Don't interrupt me!
Topaz: [holds up a Melting Stick]Here you go!
Grandmaster: Why are you handing me the Melt Stick? He was interrupting. That's not a capital violation. My precious champion has come up missing and its all because of that Lord of Thunder. It's all because of him, YOUR brother - whatever the story is, adopted, or complicated, I'm sure there's a big history - and YOUR contender!
Loki: My dear friend, if you were to give me twelve hours I could bring them both back to you.
Valkyrie: I can do it in two.
Loki: I could do it in one.
Grandmaster: You know what? I woke up this morning thinking about a public execution. But for now, I'll settle for this sweet little who's gonna get him first? So you're on the clock!

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Grandmaster: Revolution? How did this happen?
Topaz: Don't know. But the Arena's mainframe for the Obedience Disks have been deactivated and the slaves have armed themselves.
Grandmaster: Ohhh! I don't like that word!
Topaz: Mainframe?
Grandmaster: No. Why would I not like mainframe? No, the S word!
Topaz: Sorry, the prisoners with jobs have armed themselves.
Grandmaster: Okay, that's better.

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