Thor: Ragnarok Quotes
Thor: Let me get this straight. You're going to put your crown into the Eternal Flame, and you suddenly grow big as a house?
Surtur: A MOUNTAIN!
Thor: The Eternal Flame that Odin keeps locked away in Asgard?
Surtur: Odin is not on Asgard. And your absence has left the throne defenseless.
Thor: Okay. So, where is this crown?
Surtur: [points at the crown]This is my crown. The source of my power!
Thor: Oh, that's your crown? I thought it was a big eyebrow.
Surtur: It's a crown!
Thor: Anyway, it sounds like all I have to do to stop Ragnarok is rip that thing off your head.
Surtur: But Ragnarok has already begun! You cannot stop it! I am Asgard's doom, and so are you! All will suffer, all will burn!
Thor: Oh, that's intense. You know to be honest, seeing you grow really big and set fire to a planet would be quite the spectacle. But it looks like I'll have to choose Option B, where I bust out of these chains, knock that tiara off your head, and stash you away in Asgard's vault.
Surtur: A MOUNTAIN!
Thor: The Eternal Flame that Odin keeps locked away in Asgard?
Surtur: Odin is not on Asgard. And your absence has left the throne defenseless.
Thor: Okay. So, where is this crown?
Surtur: [points at the crown]This is my crown. The source of my power!
Thor: Oh, that's your crown? I thought it was a big eyebrow.
Surtur: It's a crown!
Thor: Anyway, it sounds like all I have to do to stop Ragnarok is rip that thing off your head.
Surtur: But Ragnarok has already begun! You cannot stop it! I am Asgard's doom, and so are you! All will suffer, all will burn!
Thor: Oh, that's intense. You know to be honest, seeing you grow really big and set fire to a planet would be quite the spectacle. But it looks like I'll have to choose Option B, where I bust out of these chains, knock that tiara off your head, and stash you away in Asgard's vault.
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Loki: It hurts, doesn't it? Being lied to. Being told you're one thing and then learning it's all a fiction. [Thor throws an object at Loki, revealing him to be an illusion]
Loki: You didn't think I'd really come and see you, did you? This place is disgusting. Does this mean you don't want my help? Look, I couldn't jeopardize my position with Grandmaster, it took me time to win his trust. He's a lunatic, but he can be amenable. What I'm telling you is, you could join me at the Grandmaster's side. Perhaps, in time, an accident befalls the Grandmaster, and then... [makes a gesture of takeover]
Loki: You didn't think I'd really come and see you, did you? This place is disgusting. Does this mean you don't want my help? Look, I couldn't jeopardize my position with Grandmaster, it took me time to win his trust. He's a lunatic, but he can be amenable. What I'm telling you is, you could join me at the Grandmaster's side. Perhaps, in time, an accident befalls the Grandmaster, and then... [makes a gesture of takeover]
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Thor: What have I done?
Heimdall: You saved us from extinction. Asgard is not a place, it's a people.
Heimdall: You saved us from extinction. Asgard is not a place, it's a people.
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Topaz: [to Grandmaster]We've located your cousin.
Grandmaster: Huh?... Oh good!... [to Thor]
Grandmaster: You're going to love this! [to Carlo]
Grandmaster: Hey cuz... We couldn't find you! What, have you been hiding?
Cousin Carlo: [Begging and whimpering]No!... I'm sorry!
Grandmaster: [Nodding sympathetically]Mmhmm. [Makes hand gesture like Nazi from Schindler's List]
Grandmaster: Carlo, I pardon you.
Cousin Carlo: [Nodding with clear relief]Oh, thank you!
Grandmaster: You're officially pardoned... from life! [Melts Carlo into bubbling blue mess and haze]
Cousin Carlo: Aaauugh! [to Thor]
Cousin Carlo: Help me!
Thor: [Watching this in wide eyed horror]Oh... my... GOD!
Grandmaster: [Scrambling backwards]I'm stepping - I'm stepping in it! What does it smell like?
Topaz: [Smiling]Burnt toast.
Grandmaster: Huh?... Oh good!... [to Thor]
Grandmaster: You're going to love this! [to Carlo]
Grandmaster: Hey cuz... We couldn't find you! What, have you been hiding?
Cousin Carlo: [Begging and whimpering]No!... I'm sorry!
Grandmaster: [Nodding sympathetically]Mmhmm. [Makes hand gesture like Nazi from Schindler's List]
Grandmaster: Carlo, I pardon you.
Cousin Carlo: [Nodding with clear relief]Oh, thank you!
Grandmaster: You're officially pardoned... from life! [Melts Carlo into bubbling blue mess and haze]
Cousin Carlo: Aaauugh! [to Thor]
Cousin Carlo: Help me!
Thor: [Watching this in wide eyed horror]Oh... my... GOD!
Grandmaster: [Scrambling backwards]I'm stepping - I'm stepping in it! What does it smell like?
Topaz: [Smiling]Burnt toast.
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Thor: So Earth has... wizards now, huh? [accidentally destroys a relic]
Dr. Stephen Strange: The preferred term is Master of The Mystic Arts. You can leave that now.
Dr. Stephen Strange: The preferred term is Master of The Mystic Arts. You can leave that now.
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Grandmaster: What happened to my manners? I haven't properly introduced myself. Come on. Follow me. My name is Grandmaster. I preside over a little harlequinade called the Contest of Champions. People come from far and wide to unwillingly participate in it. And you, my friend, might just be part of the new cast. What do you say to that?
Thor: We're not friends, and I don't give a shit about your games!
Thor: We're not friends, and I don't give a shit about your games!
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Loki: What have you done?
Valkyrie: I don't answer to you, lackey.
Loki: It's Loki! And you will answer to the Grandmaster! [the two fight]
Loki: Why would you help my brother escape with that green fool?
Valkyrie: I don't help anyone!
Loki: [sees her tattoo]You're a Valkyrie... I thought the Valkyrie all died gruesome deaths?
Valkyrie: Choose your next words wisely!
Loki: Terribly sorry. Must be a very painful memory...
Valkyrie: I don't answer to you, lackey.
Loki: It's Loki! And you will answer to the Grandmaster! [the two fight]
Loki: Why would you help my brother escape with that green fool?
Valkyrie: I don't help anyone!
Loki: [sees her tattoo]You're a Valkyrie... I thought the Valkyrie all died gruesome deaths?
Valkyrie: Choose your next words wisely!
Loki: Terribly sorry. Must be a very painful memory...
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[deleted scene][Dr Strange puts Loki in a port-a-potty] Loki: [rescued by Thor]Took you long enough!
Thor: I couldn't find the key.
Loki: Everyone has a key!
Thor: I couldn't find the key.
Loki: Everyone has a key!
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Surtur: You have made a grave mistake, Odinson.
Thor: I make grave mistakes all the time. Everything seems to work out...
Thor: I make grave mistakes all the time. Everything seems to work out...
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Heimdall: Where to?
Thor: I'm not sure. Any suggestions? Miek? Where are you from?
Korg: Oh, Miek's dead.
Thor: Oh.
Korg: Yeah, I accidentally stomped on him on the bridge. I still felt so guilty I've been carrying him around all day.
Korg: Oh Miek you're alive! He's alive guys! What was your question again, brov?
Thor: Earth it is.
Thor: I'm not sure. Any suggestions? Miek? Where are you from?
Korg: Oh, Miek's dead.
Thor: Oh.
Korg: Yeah, I accidentally stomped on him on the bridge. I still felt so guilty I've been carrying him around all day.
Korg: Oh Miek you're alive! He's alive guys! What was your question again, brov?
Thor: Earth it is.
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[after defeating the Einherjar] Hela: Oh, I've missed this! Still, it's a shame. Good soldiers dying for nothing all because they couldn't see the future. Oh, look. Still alive. [Hogun weakly stands up]
Hela: Change of heart?
Hogun: Go back to whatever chamber you crept out of, you evil demoness! [Hela stabs Hogun]
Hela: Change of heart?
Hogun: Go back to whatever chamber you crept out of, you evil demoness! [Hela stabs Hogun]
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Surtur: [wields his sword]Tremble before me Asgard, for I am your reckoning!
Valkyrie: The people are safe. That's all it matters.
Thor: We're fulfilling the prophecy.
Valkyrie: I hate this prophecy.
Thor: So do I. But we have no choice.
Valkyrie: The people are safe. That's all it matters.
Thor: We're fulfilling the prophecy.
Valkyrie: I hate this prophecy.
Thor: So do I. But we have no choice.
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Grandmaster: Here's what I wanna know. Who are you?
Thor: I - am - the God of Thunder! [raises his arms as energy flows over his hands]
Grandmaster: [amused]I didn't hear any thunder, but out of your fingers - was that sparkles?
Thor: I - am - the God of Thunder! [raises his arms as energy flows over his hands]
Grandmaster: [amused]I didn't hear any thunder, but out of your fingers - was that sparkles?
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Valkyrie: Hey, big guy.
Hulk: Angry girl...
Valkyrie: What have you been up to?
Hulk: Winning.
Hulk: Angry girl...
Valkyrie: What have you been up to?
Hulk: Winning.
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[Fenris charges at the Asgardians] Valkyrie: This stupid dog won't die!
Bruce Banner: [makes up his mind]Everything's going to be okay. I got this. You want to know who I am?
Valkyrie: What the hell are you talking about?
Bruce Banner: You'll see! [jumps off the ship]
Bruce Banner: [makes up his mind]Everything's going to be okay. I got this. You want to know who I am?
Valkyrie: What the hell are you talking about?
Bruce Banner: You'll see! [jumps off the ship]
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Thor: Hela! Enough! You want Asgard? It's yours.
Hela: Whatever game you're playing, it won't work. You can't defeat me.
Thor: No, I know... But he can. [gestures behind him]
Thor: [Surtur appears in his true form, wielding his flaming sword]
Hela: NO!
Hela: Whatever game you're playing, it won't work. You can't defeat me.
Thor: No, I know... But he can. [gestures behind him]
Thor: [Surtur appears in his true form, wielding his flaming sword]
Hela: NO!
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Grandmaster: Welcome everybody! Hey, let's have a big round of applause for all of today's contenders who have died so gruesomely! Good sports!
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Grandmaster: I just, I gotta say. I'm proud of you all. This revolution has been a huge success. Yay us! Pat, pat on the back. Pat on the back. Come on. No? Me, too. 'Cause I've been a big part of it. Can't have a revolution without somebody to overthrow! So, ah, you're welcome. And, uh, it's a tie.
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Korg: [Asgard is now in ruins]The damage is not too bad. As long as the foundations are still strong, we can rebuild this place. It will become a haven for all peoples and aliens of the universe. [Asgard explodes]
Korg: Oof. Now those foundations are gone. Sorry.
Korg: Oof. Now those foundations are gone. Sorry.
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