Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri Quotes
Geoffrey: I just wanted to say, there's a lot of good friends of Bill Willoughby in this town, Ms. Hayes... [before Geoffrey could complete his sentence, Mildred, agitated, grabs the dentist drill Geoffrey is holding and drills a hole into his right thumbnail]
Geoffrey: Goddamn it!
Mildred Hayes: Then why don't you tell those good friends of Bill Willoughby to tell him to go do his fucking job, fat boy. [Mildred then spits at Geoffrey before the next scene starts]
Willoughby: Hey there Mildred! You didn't happen to pay a visit to the dentist today, did you?
Mildred Hayes: No.
Willoughby: Uh?
Mildred Hayes: I said no.
Willoughby: Oh, so it wasn't you who drilled a little hole in one of big fat Geoffrey's big fat thumbnails, no?
Mildred Hayes: Of course not.
Willoughby: Huh?
Mildred Hayes: I said, Of course not.
Denise: You drilled a hole in the dentist?
Mildred Hayes: Denise, no, I didn't.
Willoughby: Well, I thought it was kind of funny myself, but he wants to press charges, so we're gonna have to bring you in, I'm afraid.
Geoffrey: Goddamn it!
Mildred Hayes: Then why don't you tell those good friends of Bill Willoughby to tell him to go do his fucking job, fat boy. [Mildred then spits at Geoffrey before the next scene starts]
Willoughby: Hey there Mildred! You didn't happen to pay a visit to the dentist today, did you?
Mildred Hayes: No.
Willoughby: Uh?
Mildred Hayes: I said no.
Willoughby: Oh, so it wasn't you who drilled a little hole in one of big fat Geoffrey's big fat thumbnails, no?
Mildred Hayes: Of course not.
Willoughby: Huh?
Mildred Hayes: I said, Of course not.
Denise: You drilled a hole in the dentist?
Mildred Hayes: Denise, no, I didn't.
Willoughby: Well, I thought it was kind of funny myself, but he wants to press charges, so we're gonna have to bring you in, I'm afraid.
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[Mildred is angry that the billboards were set on fire. Here we see her wearing a pair of bunny slippers] Mildred Hayes: [crying]I'll crucify the motherfuckers!
Mildred Hayes: What are you gonna do, Mildred? You're gonna crucify 'em?
Mildred Hayes: [rabbit voice]Yeah, I'ma crucify 'em.
Mildred Hayes: Who are you gonna crucify? The motherfuckers?
Mildred Hayes: [rabbit voice]Yeah, I'm gonna crucify the motherfuckers.
Mildred Hayes: Woah, I guess those motherfuckers better watch out, alright? Fucking A.
Mildred Hayes: What are you gonna do, Mildred? You're gonna crucify 'em?
Mildred Hayes: [rabbit voice]Yeah, I'ma crucify 'em.
Mildred Hayes: Who are you gonna crucify? The motherfuckers?
Mildred Hayes: [rabbit voice]Yeah, I'm gonna crucify the motherfuckers.
Mildred Hayes: Woah, I guess those motherfuckers better watch out, alright? Fucking A.
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Mildred Hayes: Wow. When you can't trust the lawyers and the advertising men, what the hell's America coming to, huh?
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Dixon: [after throwing Red out of the window]See, Red, I got issues with white folks too!
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Willoughby: [from trailer]I don't think those billboards is very fair.
Mildred Hayes: The time it took you to get out here whining like a bitch, Willoughby, some other poor girl's probably out there being butchered.
Mildred Hayes: The time it took you to get out here whining like a bitch, Willoughby, some other poor girl's probably out there being butchered.
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Willoughby: You really wanna fuck with the Ebbing Police Department, Red? Do you?
Red Welby: I guess.
Red Welby: I guess.
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Anne: I just came to give you the letter. Now, my two little girls are out in the car, so I'd better not stay and chat. I'm not quite sure what we're going to do for the rest of the day. It's hard to know what to do the day your husband kills himself. It's hard to know what to do.
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Charlie: Yeah, I'm such a shitty dad, you're such a great mom. Alright. So how come, a week before she dies, Angela asks if she can come and live with me at my place? Cause she couldn't stand the two of you bitching at eachtother, fighting each other? And I said no, stay at home, your mom loves you. Now I wish I hadn't. Cause if hadn't, she'd still fucking be here.
Mildred Hayes: I don't believe you!
Charlie: Then don't believe me. Ask fruit loop boy.
Mildred Hayes: Is that true?
Robbie: I don't know, mom.
Mildred Hayes: Yeah, you do.
Mildred Hayes: I don't believe you!
Charlie: Then don't believe me. Ask fruit loop boy.
Mildred Hayes: Is that true?
Robbie: I don't know, mom.
Mildred Hayes: Yeah, you do.
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Red Welby: [Referring to Willoughby]He's dying, Mildred.
Mildred Hayes: We're all fucking dying!
Mildred Hayes: We're all fucking dying!
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Father Montgomery: [to Mildred]You know, if you hadn't stopped coming to church, you'd have a little more understanding of people's feelings.
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Mildred Hayes: You can ask me all the questions you want if you take me down and arrest me.
Abercrombie: I'm not gonna arrest you, Mrs. Hayes. I got nothing to arrest you for.
Mildred Hayes: Not yet you ain't...
Abercrombie: I'm not gonna arrest you, Mrs. Hayes. I got nothing to arrest you for.
Mildred Hayes: Not yet you ain't...
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[first lines] Mildred Hayes: [walking into his office]You Red Welby?
Red Welby: Yes, ma'am. How may I help you?
Mildred Hayes: I heard there's three billboards out on Drinkwater Road. You're in charge of renting them out, that right?
Red Welby: I didn't know we had any billboards out on Drinkwater. Where is Drinkwater Road?
Mildred Hayes: It's a road out past the Sizemore turn-off. Nobody uses it since the freeway got put in.
Red Welby: You are right. Got three billboards out there. Nobody's put nothing up out there since 1986. That was 'Huggies'.
Mildred Hayes: How much to rent out all three of 'em the year?
Red Welby: A year? You wanna pay for three billboards on a road no-one goes down unless they got lost or they're retards, for a year?
Mildred Hayes: Quick, ain't ya, Welby?
Red Welby: Well, since what I say goes these days down at the Ebbing Advertising Desk, I'm gonna strike you a real good deal on those billboards. Now, what was it you said your name was, Mrs?
Mildred Hayes: What's the law on what you can and cannot say on a billboard? I assume it's ya can't say nothing defamatory, and ya can't say, 'Fuck' 'Piss' or 'Cunt'. That right?
Red Welby: Uh... Or... anus.
Mildred Hayes: Well, I think I'll be alright then. Here's 5,000 for the first month.
Red Welby: Yes, ma'am. How may I help you?
Mildred Hayes: I heard there's three billboards out on Drinkwater Road. You're in charge of renting them out, that right?
Red Welby: I didn't know we had any billboards out on Drinkwater. Where is Drinkwater Road?
Mildred Hayes: It's a road out past the Sizemore turn-off. Nobody uses it since the freeway got put in.
Red Welby: You are right. Got three billboards out there. Nobody's put nothing up out there since 1986. That was 'Huggies'.
Mildred Hayes: How much to rent out all three of 'em the year?
Red Welby: A year? You wanna pay for three billboards on a road no-one goes down unless they got lost or they're retards, for a year?
Mildred Hayes: Quick, ain't ya, Welby?
Red Welby: Well, since what I say goes these days down at the Ebbing Advertising Desk, I'm gonna strike you a real good deal on those billboards. Now, what was it you said your name was, Mrs?
Mildred Hayes: What's the law on what you can and cannot say on a billboard? I assume it's ya can't say nothing defamatory, and ya can't say, 'Fuck' 'Piss' or 'Cunt'. That right?
Red Welby: Uh... Or... anus.
Mildred Hayes: Well, I think I'll be alright then. Here's 5,000 for the first month.
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Mildred Hayes: Fuck it. [throws a molotov cocktail at the police station]
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Willoughby: Oscar Wilde... [Smiles in memories, shoots himself in the head]
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Mildred Hayes: [while crying]I'll crucify you motherfuckers.
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