Throw Momma from the Train Quotes
Larry: [Larry is reading stories to the class] Next is "Murder at My Friend Harry's" by Owen... Lift. "Chapter one: The night was humid." [Closes the paper]
Larry: Class dismissed. I have a enormous headache in my eye.
Larry: Class dismissed. I have a enormous headache in my eye.
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Larry: [referring to Owen's lousy murer mystery paper] It wasn't motivated.
Owen: Sure it was. The guy in the hat killed the other guy in the hat.
Owen: Sure it was. The guy in the hat killed the other guy in the hat.
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Mrs. Hazeltine: [reading her manuscript] His guts oozed nice, like a melted malted.
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Rosey: He called her a very bad name, and said "I hate her! I wish she were dead!"
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[Momma sees Larry for the first time]
Momma: Who's this?
Owen: This is Cousin Paddy. He's coming to stay with us a while. Isn't that nice?
Momma: [suspiciously] You don't *have* a "Cousin Paddy".
Owen: [to Larry] You lied to me! [Owen knocks Larry out with a frying pan to the head]
Momma: Who's this?
Owen: This is Cousin Paddy. He's coming to stay with us a while. Isn't that nice?
Momma: [suspiciously] You don't *have* a "Cousin Paddy".
Owen: [to Larry] You lied to me! [Owen knocks Larry out with a frying pan to the head]
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