Timecop Quotes

Eugene Matuzak: [after catching Ricky with virtual reality porn] Goddammit Ricky, if I catch you ****ing this machine again, I'll break your neck!
Ricky: Sorry chief.
Max Walker: Looks like safe sex to me

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Irish Cop: Poor bastard. Tomorrow might have been a brighter day.

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O'Rourke: [Convincing Ryan to stay on the force] You're Timecop!

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Senator Aaron McComb: Look don't expect to be my chief of staff if my slamming your face into the side of the car is gonna turn you into a sniveling worm.

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[preparing to launch]
Eugene Matuzak: She's a little shaky.
Ricky: Blood pressure's gonna loosen her teeth and her pulse is pushing 140.
Eugene Matuzak: If she farts she'll get ahead of the pod.

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