Top Gear Quote

[After emerging from the rainforest and onto a dirt road, James and Hammond's cars, due to the lack of protection, are battered and clattering after having driven through dense jungle]
Richard: [in his truck, provoked] Aaaaagh, God!
[In James's truck]
James: [to his car] Stop it!!
[In Jeremy's truck, which hardly has any damage...]
Jeremy: [into walkie-talkie] Uh, just answer me this simple question: How comfortable are you two right now?
[In Richard's Toyota]
Richard: [into walkie-talkie, sarcastic casualty] D'you know it's absolutely lovely, it's like a big bed and mattress. I really am - oh, yeah! Relaxing. Yeah...!
[James's truck goes over a bump]
James: Oh! Jesus.
[In Jeremy's truck]
Jeremy: Have I broken James's spine? There'll be two Ted Nugents in a minute.
[back in Richard's truck]
Richard: [irritated] Oh, I'm so sick of that noise!! [to the car] STOP RATTLING AT ME!

TV Show: Top Gear

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