Top Gear Quotes
Jeremy: (voiceover) I brought in our special weapons man who had learned in the armed forces how to have a pixellated face.
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Jeremy: [after learning they couldn’t enter Iran being from the BBC] I bet the original three wise men never had this problem.
Richard: But they weren’t BBC were they?
Richard: But they weren’t BBC were they?
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James: [to the tune of ‘We Three Kings’] We three kings from orient afar,
One in a Vauxhall, two in sports cars…
One in a Vauxhall, two in sports cars…
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James: [on being in the Nativity Play as a child] I was a shepherd because I had a dressing gown.
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[when their 'Sneak across Syria' plan has failed with them driving to their hotel disguised in Burkas where they see a "Welcome Top Gear" banner at the entrance]
James: I've appeared on TV in drag for nothing!
James: I've appeared on TV in drag for nothing!
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Jeremy: I'm now driving my car of many colours, and many cylinders, into Jordan. A country famous for not having Bethlehem in it.
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James: There is a place reserved in Hell for the man who put that gearbox in that car. And it's the ratios - it's a case of many are called, but few are chosen. And many who are first shall be fourth and many who are third will actually kick-down into second.
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Richard: [after seeing that part of his car's rear body had fallen off] My arse! I've lost a buttock!
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[on a stop by the Sea of Galilee]
Jeremy: [removing the bandage from James' head] You are healed. I have healed you.
James: You took the bandage off!
Jeremy: [removing the bandage from James' head] You are healed. I have healed you.
James: You took the bandage off!
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James: [in the stable at the end of the show] Come, let us see this child that has been born unto us.
Jeremy: Yes, let's.
Richard: Yes...
[Hammond moves aside the blanket and gasps. O Fortuna plays as the camera reveals the Baby Stig]
James: ... Well, I wasn't expecting that.
Jeremy: ...And on that bombshell...!
Jeremy: Yes, let's.
Richard: Yes...
[Hammond moves aside the blanket and gasps. O Fortuna plays as the camera reveals the Baby Stig]
James: ... Well, I wasn't expecting that.
Jeremy: ...And on that bombshell...!
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