Toy Story Quotes
Buzz : [ Woody, scared, walks backwards and he gets startled by Buzz. Buzz keeps talking to his "mission log" ] And according to my navi-computer, the...
Woody : [ whispering ] SHUT UP! Just, SHUT UP, you idiot!
Buzz : Sheriff, this is no time to panic.
Woody : This is a perfect time to panic! I'm lost, Andy is gone, they're gonna move to their new house in two days, AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!
Buzz : Mine? My fault? If you hadn't pushed me out of the window in the first place...
Woody : Oh yeah? Well, if *you* hadn't shown up with your stupid little cardboard spaceship and taken away everything that was important to me...
Buzz : Don't talk to me about importance! Because of *you*, the future of this entire universe is in jeopardy!
Woody : WHAT? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
Buzz : Right now, poised at the edge of the galaxy, Emperor Zurg has been secretly building a weapon with the destructive capacity to annihilate an entire planet! I alone have information that reveals this weapon's only weakness. And *you*, my friend, are responsible for delaying my rendezvous with Star Command!
Woody : [ pauses and looks incredulous ] YOU! ARE! A! TOYYYYY! You aren't the real Buzz Lightyear! You're - you're an action figure! [ holds hand up to eyes indicating something small ]
Woody : You are a child's play thing!
Buzz : You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity. [ waves in military fashion ]
Buzz : Farewell. [ starts to walk away ]
Woody : Oh, yeah? Well, good riddance, ya loony!
Woody : [ whispering ] SHUT UP! Just, SHUT UP, you idiot!
Buzz : Sheriff, this is no time to panic.
Woody : This is a perfect time to panic! I'm lost, Andy is gone, they're gonna move to their new house in two days, AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!
Buzz : Mine? My fault? If you hadn't pushed me out of the window in the first place...
Woody : Oh yeah? Well, if *you* hadn't shown up with your stupid little cardboard spaceship and taken away everything that was important to me...
Buzz : Don't talk to me about importance! Because of *you*, the future of this entire universe is in jeopardy!
Woody : WHAT? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
Buzz : Right now, poised at the edge of the galaxy, Emperor Zurg has been secretly building a weapon with the destructive capacity to annihilate an entire planet! I alone have information that reveals this weapon's only weakness. And *you*, my friend, are responsible for delaying my rendezvous with Star Command!
Woody : [ pauses and looks incredulous ] YOU! ARE! A! TOYYYYY! You aren't the real Buzz Lightyear! You're - you're an action figure! [ holds hand up to eyes indicating something small ]
Woody : You are a child's play thing!
Buzz : You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity. [ waves in military fashion ]
Buzz : Farewell. [ starts to walk away ]
Woody : Oh, yeah? Well, good riddance, ya loony!
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Sid Phillips : [ Reading warning on rocket ] "Extremely dangerous. Keep out of reach of children." Cool! What am I gonna blow?
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Rex : What if Andy gets another dinosaur? A mean one? I just don't think I can take that kind of rejection!
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Mr. Potato Head : Hey, a laser! How come *you* don't have a laser, Woody?
Woody : It's not a laser! It's a... [ sighs in frustration ]
Woody : It's a little light bulb that blinks.
Hamm : What's with him?
Mr. Potato Head : Laser envy.
Woody : It's not a laser! It's a... [ sighs in frustration ]
Woody : It's a little light bulb that blinks.
Hamm : What's with him?
Mr. Potato Head : Laser envy.
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[ Mr. Potato Head rearranges his facial features crazily ]
Mr. Potato Head : Hey, Hamm. Look, I'm Picasso!
Hamm : I don't get it.
Mr. Potato Head : You uncultured swine! What're you lookin' at, ya hockey puck?
Mr. Potato Head : Hey, Hamm. Look, I'm Picasso!
Hamm : I don't get it.
Mr. Potato Head : You uncultured swine! What're you lookin' at, ya hockey puck?
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Buzz : I've set my laser from stun to kill.
Woody : Oh, great. If anyone attacks we can blink em' to death.
Woody : Oh, great. If anyone attacks we can blink em' to death.
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[ Mr. Potato Head watches hopefully as Andy open birthday presents ]
Mr. Potato Head : Mrs. Potato Head, Mrs. Potato Head, Mrs. Potato Head... hey, I can dream, can't I?
Mr. Potato Head : Mrs. Potato Head, Mrs. Potato Head, Mrs. Potato Head... hey, I can dream, can't I?
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Mr. Potato Head : Did you all take stupid pills this morning? Have you forgotten what he did to Buzz?
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Woody : Tuesday night's plastic corrosion awareness meeting, was I think, a big success. We'd like to thank Mr. Spell for putting that on for us. Thank you Mr. Spell.
Mr. Spell : [ mechanically ] You're. Welcome.
Mr. Spell : [ mechanically ] You're. Welcome.
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Woody : All right, that's enough! Look, we're all very impressed with Andy's new toy.
Buzz : Toy?
Woody : T-O-Y, Toy!
Buzz : Excuse me, I think the word you're searching for is "Space Ranger".
Woody : The word I'm searching for I can't say because there's preschool toys present.
Buzz : Toy?
Woody : T-O-Y, Toy!
Buzz : Excuse me, I think the word you're searching for is "Space Ranger".
Woody : The word I'm searching for I can't say because there's preschool toys present.
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Buzz : I just want you to know that even though you tried to terminate me, revenge is not an idea we promote on my planet.
Woody : Oh. Well, that's good.
Buzz : But we're not on my planet, are we?
Woody : No. Daaaah-oof!
Buzz : [ he attacks Woody ]
Woody : Okay, come on. You want a piece of me?
Buzz : [ gets knocked down by Woody, he closes his helmet on Woody's hand ]
Woody : Ow!
Woody : Oh. Well, that's good.
Buzz : But we're not on my planet, are we?
Woody : No. Daaaah-oof!
Buzz : [ he attacks Woody ]
Woody : Okay, come on. You want a piece of me?
Buzz : [ gets knocked down by Woody, he closes his helmet on Woody's hand ]
Woody : Ow!
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Woody : What chance does a toy like me have against a Buzz Lightyear action figure?
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Mr. Potato Head : Oh, really? I'm from Playskool.
Rex : And I'm from Mattel. Well, I'm not really from Mattel, I'm actually from a smaller company that was purchased by Mattel in a leveraged buyout.
Rex : And I'm from Mattel. Well, I'm not really from Mattel, I'm actually from a smaller company that was purchased by Mattel in a leveraged buyout.
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Buzz : [ lands on the bed after his lucky acrobatic maneuver ] Can!
Rex : [ the toys applaud and whistle ] Whoooa! Oh wow, you flew magnificently!
Bo Peep : I've found my moving buddy!
Buzz : [ proudly ] Thank... th-thank you all, thank you!
Woody : That wasn't flying! That was... falling with style!
Rex : [ the toys applaud and whistle ] Whoooa! Oh wow, you flew magnificently!
Bo Peep : I've found my moving buddy!
Buzz : [ proudly ] Thank... th-thank you all, thank you!
Woody : That wasn't flying! That was... falling with style!
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Sergeant : Molly's first present is... Mrs. Potato Head! Repeat, a Mrs. Potato Head!
Hamm : Way to go, Ida-ho!
Mr. Potato Head : Gee, I'd better shave! [ pulls off his moustache ]
Hamm : Way to go, Ida-ho!
Mr. Potato Head : Gee, I'd better shave! [ pulls off his moustache ]
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Woody : Buzz, you've got wings! You glow in the dark! You talk! Your helmet does that, that... *whoosh* thing! You are a cool toy! [ loses steam ]
Woody : As a matter of fact, you're *too* cool.
Woody : As a matter of fact, you're *too* cool.
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Woody : Hey, Buzz! You're flying!
Buzz : This isn't flying, this is falling with style!
Buzz : This isn't flying, this is falling with style!
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Buzz : Terrain seems a bit unstable. No readout yet if the air is breathable. And there seems to be no sign of intelligent life anywhere.
Woody : [ sneaks up on Buzz ] Hello! [ Buzz yells. Woody screams. Buzz fires his "laser" at Woody ]
Woody : Hey hey! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Did I frighten you? Didn't mean to. Sorry. Howdy. My name... is Woody... and this... is Andy's room. That's all I wanted to say. And also, there has been a bit of a mix-up. This is my spot, see... the bed here.
Buzz : [ sees Woody's "Sheriff" star badge ] Local law enforcement! It's about time you got here. I'm Buzz Lightyear, Space Ranger, Universe Protection Unit. My ship has crash-landed here by mistake.
Woody : Yes, it is a mistake, because, you see, the bed here is my spot.
Buzz : I need to repair my turbo boosters. Are you still using fossil fuels, or have you discovered crystallic fusion?
Woody : Well, let's see, we got double-A's.
Woody : [ sneaks up on Buzz ] Hello! [ Buzz yells. Woody screams. Buzz fires his "laser" at Woody ]
Woody : Hey hey! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Did I frighten you? Didn't mean to. Sorry. Howdy. My name... is Woody... and this... is Andy's room. That's all I wanted to say. And also, there has been a bit of a mix-up. This is my spot, see... the bed here.
Buzz : [ sees Woody's "Sheriff" star badge ] Local law enforcement! It's about time you got here. I'm Buzz Lightyear, Space Ranger, Universe Protection Unit. My ship has crash-landed here by mistake.
Woody : Yes, it is a mistake, because, you see, the bed here is my spot.
Buzz : I need to repair my turbo boosters. Are you still using fossil fuels, or have you discovered crystallic fusion?
Woody : Well, let's see, we got double-A's.
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Buzz : How dare you open a space man's helmet on an uncharted planet? My eyeballs could have been sucked from their sockets! [ closes his helmet ]
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Woody : Sergeant, establish a recon post downstairs. Code Red. You know what to do.
Sergeant : Yes, sir! [ jumps down ]
Sergeant : All right, men, you heard him! Code Red, repeat: we're at Code Red! Recon plan Charlie: Execute! Let's move, move, move, move, move!
Sergeant : Yes, sir! [ jumps down ]
Sergeant : All right, men, you heard him! Code Red, repeat: we're at Code Red! Recon plan Charlie: Execute! Let's move, move, move, move, move!
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Buzz : What's going on?
Woody : Nothing that concerns you space man, just us toys.
Buzz : I'd better have a look anyway. [ he looks through Lenny the binoculars ]
Buzz : Why is that soldier strapped to an explosive device?
Woody : [ moves Lenny ] That's why. Sid.
Buzz : [ seeing a dog ] Sure is a hairy fella...
Woody : [ re-moving the binoculars ] No, no, that's Scud, you idiot. *That* is Sid.
Buzz : [ Sid is laughing maniacally ] You mean that happy child?
Mr. Potato Head : That ain't no happy child!
Rex : He tortures toys - just for fun!
Woody : Nothing that concerns you space man, just us toys.
Buzz : I'd better have a look anyway. [ he looks through Lenny the binoculars ]
Buzz : Why is that soldier strapped to an explosive device?
Woody : [ moves Lenny ] That's why. Sid.
Buzz : [ seeing a dog ] Sure is a hairy fella...
Woody : [ re-moving the binoculars ] No, no, that's Scud, you idiot. *That* is Sid.
Buzz : [ Sid is laughing maniacally ] You mean that happy child?
Mr. Potato Head : That ain't no happy child!
Rex : He tortures toys - just for fun!
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