Toy Story Quote

Buzz : [ Woody, scared, walks backwards and he gets startled by Buzz. Buzz keeps talking to his "mission log" ] And according to my navi-computer, the...
Woody : [ whispering ] SHUT UP! Just, SHUT UP, you idiot!
Buzz : Sheriff, this is no time to panic.
Woody : This is a perfect time to panic! I'm lost, Andy is gone, they're gonna move to their new house in two days, AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!
Buzz : Mine? My fault? If you hadn't pushed me out of the window in the first place...
Woody : Oh yeah? Well, if *you* hadn't shown up with your stupid little cardboard spaceship and taken away everything that was important to me...
Buzz : Don't talk to me about importance! Because of *you*, the future of this entire universe is in jeopardy!
Woody : WHAT? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
Buzz : Right now, poised at the edge of the galaxy, Emperor Zurg has been secretly building a weapon with the destructive capacity to annihilate an entire planet! I alone have information that reveals this weapon's only weakness. And *you*, my friend, are responsible for delaying my rendezvous with Star Command!
Woody : [ pauses and looks incredulous ] YOU! ARE! A! TOYYYYY! You aren't the real Buzz Lightyear! You're - you're an action figure! [ holds hand up to eyes indicating something small ]
Woody : You are a child's play thing!
Buzz : You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity. [ waves in military fashion ]
Buzz : Farewell. [ starts to walk away ]
Woody : Oh, yeah? Well, good riddance, ya loony!

Movie: Toy Story

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