Trailer Park Boys Quote
[Julian is driving Ricky and the dog after Ricky got shot and the dog ate weed brownies]
Ricky: It's not my fault. You're the one that left the dog with me. I didn't wanna look after him anyway.
Julian: Ricky, Ricky, I was gone for 45 minutes.
Ricky: Look, I'm bleeding to death here. Just get me to a doctor and shut up!
Julian: Oh, take you to the doctor. What's gonna happen? The police will get involved Ricky. Think!
Ricky: I don't give a--I'm bleeding to death here! You don't seem to understand that! Look at my ass!
Julian: I don't care about your ass, Ricky! I gotta call Levi.
Ricky: Levi? Fuck Levi! I need medical attention!
Julian: Listenm Ricky. If that dog dies I swear to God I'll let you bleed to death. All right?!
Ricky: I don't give a fuck about the dog! All right?
Julian: Shut up!
Ricky: What's more important, me or the dog?
Julian: Shut up!
Ricky: What's more important?!
Julian: Shut up!
[Julian dials Levi's number on the cordless phone]
Ricky: I'm fuckin' bleeding to death here!
Julian: Come on, Levi.
[Levi answers]
Julian: Levi, thank God. I got a situation on my hands here.
Ricky: (to the dog) You fuckin' asshole. What the fuck were you doing eating my brownies?
Julian: Ricky has a bullet in his ass and he fed the dog a bunch of weed brownies.
Ricky: I DIDN'T FEED THE DOG THE BROWNIES...
Julian: YOU FED THE DOG!
Ricky: ...HE ATE THEM!
Julian: SHUT UP! I'M ON THE PHONE, RICKY!
Ricky: I NEED FUCKIN'...
Julian: SHUT UP!
Ricky: THIS IS FUCKED UP!!!
Ricky: It's not my fault. You're the one that left the dog with me. I didn't wanna look after him anyway.
Julian: Ricky, Ricky, I was gone for 45 minutes.
Ricky: Look, I'm bleeding to death here. Just get me to a doctor and shut up!
Julian: Oh, take you to the doctor. What's gonna happen? The police will get involved Ricky. Think!
Ricky: I don't give a--I'm bleeding to death here! You don't seem to understand that! Look at my ass!
Julian: I don't care about your ass, Ricky! I gotta call Levi.
Ricky: Levi? Fuck Levi! I need medical attention!
Julian: Listenm Ricky. If that dog dies I swear to God I'll let you bleed to death. All right?!
Ricky: I don't give a fuck about the dog! All right?
Julian: Shut up!
Ricky: What's more important, me or the dog?
Julian: Shut up!
Ricky: What's more important?!
Julian: Shut up!
[Julian dials Levi's number on the cordless phone]
Ricky: I'm fuckin' bleeding to death here!
Julian: Come on, Levi.
[Levi answers]
Julian: Levi, thank God. I got a situation on my hands here.
Ricky: (to the dog) You fuckin' asshole. What the fuck were you doing eating my brownies?
Julian: Ricky has a bullet in his ass and he fed the dog a bunch of weed brownies.
Ricky: I DIDN'T FEED THE DOG THE BROWNIES...
Julian: YOU FED THE DOG!
Ricky: ...HE ATE THEM!
Julian: SHUT UP! I'M ON THE PHONE, RICKY!
Ricky: I NEED FUCKIN'...
Julian: SHUT UP!
Ricky: THIS IS FUCKED UP!!!
TV Show: Trailer Park Boys
