Trailer Park Boys Quote
Ricky: How's it going, Randy? Did you get everything done?
Randy: Almost. Are those my burgers, Ricky? That's my burger, right?
Ricky: No, Barb made these for me.
Randy: I want my friggin' burger, Rick!
Ricky: Randy, I'll get yours later. You didn't finish your job.
[Randy tries to take the burger out of Ricky's hand]
Ricky: Fuck off Randy!
Randy: Fuck you!
Ricky: You get the fuckin' chicken chips -
[Randy grabs the burger and tries to eat it as Ricky starts choking him]
Ricky: Fuckin' asshole! Give me that back you fuckin' dick! Let go of it! Stop grabbing it!
[Lahey sees Ricky from his back view, making it look like Randy is trying to perform oral sex on him]
Ricky: Get your hands of it! Get your fuckin' hands of it!
Randy: IT'S MINE!!
Mr. Lahey: [in shock] Smokey!
[Lahey trips and accidently shoots the arrow towards Ricky and Randy]
[Ricky gets shot in the back of his shoulder with the arrow]
Ricky: [in pain] FUCK!!! WHAT THE FUCK?! Ahh, Jesus Christ!
[Ricky takes out his gun and starts shooting aimlessly]
Donny: WHAT IN THE FUCK?!
Julian: What are you doing? Give me that!
Ricky: I'm trying to shoot whoever fucking shot me!
Mr. Lahey: Randy, how could you do that?
Ricky: Jesus CHRIST!!!
Randy: Do what?
Mr. Lahey: What you were doing with Ricky.
Randy: I wasn't doing anything with Ricky.
Ricky: Is that a fuckin' bone arrow? You fuckin' shot me!
Mr. Lahey: It was an accident, Ricky. I was trying to shoot a blue jay.
Ricky: I'll show you a fuckin' blue jay!
Julian: Ricky, it was an accident! Listen, you can call the cops o
Randy: Almost. Are those my burgers, Ricky? That's my burger, right?
Ricky: No, Barb made these for me.
Randy: I want my friggin' burger, Rick!
Ricky: Randy, I'll get yours later. You didn't finish your job.
[Randy tries to take the burger out of Ricky's hand]
Ricky: Fuck off Randy!
Randy: Fuck you!
Ricky: You get the fuckin' chicken chips -
[Randy grabs the burger and tries to eat it as Ricky starts choking him]
Ricky: Fuckin' asshole! Give me that back you fuckin' dick! Let go of it! Stop grabbing it!
[Lahey sees Ricky from his back view, making it look like Randy is trying to perform oral sex on him]
Ricky: Get your hands of it! Get your fuckin' hands of it!
Randy: IT'S MINE!!
Mr. Lahey: [in shock] Smokey!
[Lahey trips and accidently shoots the arrow towards Ricky and Randy]
[Ricky gets shot in the back of his shoulder with the arrow]
Ricky: [in pain] FUCK!!! WHAT THE FUCK?! Ahh, Jesus Christ!
[Ricky takes out his gun and starts shooting aimlessly]
Donny: WHAT IN THE FUCK?!
Julian: What are you doing? Give me that!
Ricky: I'm trying to shoot whoever fucking shot me!
Mr. Lahey: Randy, how could you do that?
Ricky: Jesus CHRIST!!!
Randy: Do what?
Mr. Lahey: What you were doing with Ricky.
Randy: I wasn't doing anything with Ricky.
Ricky: Is that a fuckin' bone arrow? You fuckin' shot me!
Mr. Lahey: It was an accident, Ricky. I was trying to shoot a blue jay.
Ricky: I'll show you a fuckin' blue jay!
Julian: Ricky, it was an accident! Listen, you can call the cops o
TV Show: Trailer Park Boys
