Trailer Park Boys Quote
Mr. Lahey: Randy... I got $100 here for groceries, I got $1400 here for liquor, and I got $6000 for you to go and bail out a couple of shit puppets. We might need a couple of more shit puppets for our play, and they gotta be angry shit puppets, Randy... and you gotta make em angry shit puppets, and you say whatever it takes to make them angry, but they're not angry at us Randy. Shit puppets are supposed to be angry at other shit puppets... take the bus.
Randy: Mr. Lahey, they could kill one another.
Mr.Lahey: Wouldn't that be nice.
Randy: Yeah, but we can't be involved with murder.
Mr. Lahey: (confidently) Exactly Randy.
Randy: Mr Lahey is this you talking or the liquor?
Mr. Lahey: Randy...
[Lahey takes a big sip out of his liquor bottle]
Mr. Lahey: I am the liquor.
Randy: Mr. Lahey, they could kill one another.
Mr.Lahey: Wouldn't that be nice.
Randy: Yeah, but we can't be involved with murder.
Mr. Lahey: (confidently) Exactly Randy.
Randy: Mr Lahey is this you talking or the liquor?
Mr. Lahey: Randy...
[Lahey takes a big sip out of his liquor bottle]
Mr. Lahey: I am the liquor.
TV Show: Trailer Park Boys
