Transformers: Dark of the Moon Quotes
Transformers: Dark of the Moon
The Autobots learn of a Cybertronian spacecraft hidden on the moon, and race against the Decepticons to reach it and to learn its secrets.
6.3/10
PG-13 | 2h 34min | Action, Adventure, Sci-Fi | 29 June 2011 (USA)
Charlotte Mearing: Mr. Witwicky, I thought I made it clear to you that I did not want you calling this phone...
Sam Witwicky: Listen, the whole thing has been a set-up since the beginning! The Decepticons wanted Optimus to find Sentinel because he was the only one who could revive him.
Charlotte Mearing: But we have the space bridge...
Sam Witwicky: Mearing, you have five pillars - I just learned that they have hundreds! You're doing exactly what they wanted you to do! What do you need me to say to you? The Decepticons are coming for Sentinel Prime!
Sam Witwicky: Listen, the whole thing has been a set-up since the beginning! The Decepticons wanted Optimus to find Sentinel because he was the only one who could revive him.
Charlotte Mearing: But we have the space bridge...
Sam Witwicky: Mearing, you have five pillars - I just learned that they have hundreds! You're doing exactly what they wanted you to do! What do you need me to say to you? The Decepticons are coming for Sentinel Prime!
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Optimus Prime: Why, Sentinel? Why?
Sentinel Prime: For Cyberton! For our home! What war destroyed, we can rebuild - but only if we join with the Decepticons!
Optimus Prime: No, it's not the only way! This is our home, we must defend the humans!
Sentinel Prime: So lost you are, Optimus. On Cybertron we were gods, and here they call us machines! Let the humans serve us, or perish!
Sentinel Prime: For Cyberton! For our home! What war destroyed, we can rebuild - but only if we join with the Decepticons!
Optimus Prime: No, it's not the only way! This is our home, we must defend the humans!
Sentinel Prime: So lost you are, Optimus. On Cybertron we were gods, and here they call us machines! Let the humans serve us, or perish!
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Simmons: Excuse me, excuse me, It doesn't make sense! Can't we get any eyes in there at all?
Charlotte Mearing: They keep shooting down our drones.
General Morshower: They want us blind. But we do have a couple of mini-drones we're going to try.
Simmons: Well, whoever's manning these UAV drones, can we try to redirect them toward Trump Tower? The kid, Witwicky, was on his way to Chicago. Said some point man, human op is there, for the Decepticons! Listen, if I know anything I know this: that kid is an alien bad news magnet!
Charlotte Mearing: They keep shooting down our drones.
General Morshower: They want us blind. But we do have a couple of mini-drones we're going to try.
Simmons: Well, whoever's manning these UAV drones, can we try to redirect them toward Trump Tower? The kid, Witwicky, was on his way to Chicago. Said some point man, human op is there, for the Decepticons! Listen, if I know anything I know this: that kid is an alien bad news magnet!
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Leadfoot: Wreckers, kill it!
Roadbuster: This is going to hurt, a LOT! [the Wreckers dismember a Decepticon]
Roadbuster: This is going to hurt, a LOT! [the Wreckers dismember a Decepticon]
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[Dino transforms in front of an Eastern patrol]Dino: [draws his blades]On the ground, per favore. And stay there!
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Lennox: Listen up! You wanna hit back? We're gonna have to wingsuit in. It's the only way to get close. I can't promise anyone a ride home, but if you're with me, the world needs you now.
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Simmons: [about Carly]She lives here? Wow! [to Dutch]
Simmons: You had your chance to frisk her.
Dutch: I have a girlfriend.
Simmons: Really, what's her name?
Dutch: India...
Simmons: You had your chance to frisk her.
Dutch: I have a girlfriend.
Simmons: Really, what's her name?
Dutch: India...
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Optimus Prime: The ship's name was the Ark. I watched it escape Cybertron myself. It was carrying an Autobot technology that would have won us the war. And its captain...
Charlotte Mearing: Who was its captain?
Optimus Prime: The great Sentinel Prime, the technology's inventor. He was commander of the Autobots before me. It's imperative that I find it before the Decepticons learn of its location. Our Autobot spacecraft has the ability to get there. And... you must pray it's in time.
Charlotte Mearing: Who was its captain?
Optimus Prime: The great Sentinel Prime, the technology's inventor. He was commander of the Autobots before me. It's imperative that I find it before the Decepticons learn of its location. Our Autobot spacecraft has the ability to get there. And... you must pray it's in time.
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Sentinel Prime: How doomed you are, Autobots. You simply fail to understand, that the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few...
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Soundwave: Soundwave reporting, Lord Megatron.
Megatron: And what news from your little assassin?
Laserbeak: Autobots have taken the bait! They've discovered the Ark, and returned with its cargo!
Megatron: You did me a great honour, tracking that ship to the moon. Your human collaborators have served their purpose, Soundwave. It's time to eliminate loose ends. [Laserbeak flies away]
Soundwave: Laserbeak: kill them all.
Laserbeak: With pleasure!
Megatron: And what news from your little assassin?
Laserbeak: Autobots have taken the bait! They've discovered the Ark, and returned with its cargo!
Megatron: You did me a great honour, tracking that ship to the moon. Your human collaborators have served their purpose, Soundwave. It's time to eliminate loose ends. [Laserbeak flies away]
Soundwave: Laserbeak: kill them all.
Laserbeak: With pleasure!
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[Cybertron looms above Chicago]Megatron: Cybertron... you are saved, at last. [Carly approaches Megatron]
Megatron: Oh, have you come to surrender?
Carly Miller: Was it all worth it?
Megatron: Obviously!
Carly Miller: All your work to bring Sentinel back, and now clearly he has all the power! It's actually almost tragic!
Megatron: YOU DARE LECTURE ME, SLAVE?
Carly Miller: Your Decepticons finally conquering this planet, and yet their leader won't be you!
Megatron: It will be me! It will always be me!
Carly Miller: In any minute now you'll be nothing but Sentinel's bitch! [Megatron snarls and rises]
Megatron: Oh, have you come to surrender?
Carly Miller: Was it all worth it?
Megatron: Obviously!
Carly Miller: All your work to bring Sentinel back, and now clearly he has all the power! It's actually almost tragic!
Megatron: YOU DARE LECTURE ME, SLAVE?
Carly Miller: Your Decepticons finally conquering this planet, and yet their leader won't be you!
Megatron: It will be me! It will always be me!
Carly Miller: In any minute now you'll be nothing but Sentinel's bitch! [Megatron snarls and rises]
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[Bumblebee drops some sprockets]Carly Miller: Oooh, rings! [Bumblebee plays wedding chimes]
Carly Miller: I love this car!
Sam Witwicky: Yeah, but Bee. you gotta slow it down. You gotta slow way down, ok?
Bumblebee: [through his radio]I'm just trying to help out.
Carly Miller: I love this car!
Sam Witwicky: Yeah, but Bee. you gotta slow it down. You gotta slow way down, ok?
Bumblebee: [through his radio]I'm just trying to help out.
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Robert Epps: Where are Sam and Carly?
Eddie: Um...
Robert Epps: I give you one thing to do, one thing to do, and you drop the ball on that?
Eddie: I ain't signed up for all this! Got aliens blasting at me, running around, chasing me! I'm ducking through churches and buildings and all that kind of crap! This is bullshit! I ain't signed up for this, Epps. I'm trying to keep it together.
Eddie: Um...
Robert Epps: I give you one thing to do, one thing to do, and you drop the ball on that?
Eddie: I ain't signed up for all this! Got aliens blasting at me, running around, chasing me! I'm ducking through churches and buildings and all that kind of crap! This is bullshit! I ain't signed up for this, Epps. I'm trying to keep it together.
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Walter Cronkite: We now have had confirmation of loss of signal from the Apollo 11. The Apollo 11 is, at the moment, on the far side of the moon. [at Mission Control, someone turns off a transmitter to the news station]
Director of NASA: Neil, you are dark on the rock. Mission is a go. We have 21 minutes.
Director of NASA: Neil, you are dark on the rock. Mission is a go. We have 21 minutes.
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Sam Witwicky: [comforting Carly]You're gonna be fine, I promise...
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Starscream: Thought you were working for us, BOY? [Sam fires his grapple at Starscream]
Starscream: [hit]My eye! My eye! I can't see! I can't see! [starts flailing around]
Starscream: [hit]My eye! My eye! I can't see! I can't see! [starts flailing around]
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Dutch: [after dispatching some Soviets]I'm so sorry. That is the old me.
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Laserbeak: [caws]Jerry, you are my favorite.
Jerry Wang: I'll do whatever you want me to do.
Laserbeak: [strokes Wang]I know, but my superiors need me to... suicide you.
Jerry Wang: I'll do whatever you want me to do.
Laserbeak: [strokes Wang]I know, but my superiors need me to... suicide you.
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[at the Lincoln Memorial]Starscream: Oh, my master, such a brilliant scheme! So when Sentinel left Cybertron, it was to defect!
Megatron: He was meant to rendezvous with me here on Earth, before fate waylaid us both. The only way to revive him: we needed Prime and his Matrix. [blasts the Lincoln statue]
Starscream: Excellent strategy!
Igor: [chomping Lincoln's head]Mine! Mine!
Starscream: So, he is now your partner.
Megatron: He is my greatest triumph.
Starscream: So impressive!
Megatron: He was meant to rendezvous with me here on Earth, before fate waylaid us both. The only way to revive him: we needed Prime and his Matrix. [blasts the Lincoln statue]
Starscream: Excellent strategy!
Igor: [chomping Lincoln's head]Mine! Mine!
Starscream: So, he is now your partner.
Megatron: He is my greatest triumph.
Starscream: So impressive!
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Carly Miller: Do you want this to happen?
Dylan: I want to survive, I want forty more years! You think I asked for this? I inherited a client!
Carly Miller: Yeah? Well, when Cybertron's here and we're all enslaved, I guess they'll still need a human leader!
Dylan: Don't jinx me! You want to survive, you listen to me!
Dylan: I want to survive, I want forty more years! You think I asked for this? I inherited a client!
Carly Miller: Yeah? Well, when Cybertron's here and we're all enslaved, I guess they'll still need a human leader!
Dylan: Don't jinx me! You want to survive, you listen to me!
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Sam Witwicky: We got an emergency, you gotta get Colonel Lennox out here. I'm reporting Decepticons! Decepticons are back, you gotta open that gate right now!
NEST Guard: Easy sir, this is Heath and Human services.
Sam Witwicky: Right, packing M4s! What are you protecting? Colostomy bags? Bedpans? Throat lozenges? Where'd you get that hat from, nursing school? So you're nurses and foot powder protectors, fantastic!
NEST Guard: Easy sir, this is Heath and Human services.
Sam Witwicky: Right, packing M4s! What are you protecting? Colostomy bags? Bedpans? Throat lozenges? Where'd you get that hat from, nursing school? So you're nurses and foot powder protectors, fantastic!
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Sam Witwicky: Come here. Come here!
Bumblebee: [through radio]Come on, Sam!
Sam Witwicky: What is your deal, huh? I know your Black Op stuff is important to you and i'm not trying to diminish it or guilt trip you or anything, I just never see you anymore! You can't come to the garage and hang out just one night?
Bumblebee: Sam, that makes me feel bad.
Sam Witwicky: Well I hope you feel bad, you should feel bad - look at the jalopy I'm driving now - I feel bad every single day!
Bumblebee: [through radio]Come on, Sam!
Sam Witwicky: What is your deal, huh? I know your Black Op stuff is important to you and i'm not trying to diminish it or guilt trip you or anything, I just never see you anymore! You can't come to the garage and hang out just one night?
Bumblebee: Sam, that makes me feel bad.
Sam Witwicky: Well I hope you feel bad, you should feel bad - look at the jalopy I'm driving now - I feel bad every single day!
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Robert Epps: [about Shockwave]That is one scary ass Decepticon!
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[Sentinel Prime attacks NEST base]Charlotte Mearing: Sentinel, stop this! What's going on? What do you think you're doing?
Sentinel Prime: I am a Prime, I do not answer to the likes of you. Return what belongs to me!
Sentinel Prime: I am a Prime, I do not answer to the likes of you. Return what belongs to me!
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Megatron: The city is secured. The humans cannot stop us!
Sentinel Prime: As the afternoon falls, the rest of the pillars will reach their launch position.
Megatron: This is the victory I've promised you so many years ago where we rebuild Cybertron together.
Sentinel Prime: [grabs Megatron]I have deigned to work with you that our planet may survive! I will never work FOR you! And you'll be wise to remember the difference.
Sentinel Prime: As the afternoon falls, the rest of the pillars will reach their launch position.
Megatron: This is the victory I've promised you so many years ago where we rebuild Cybertron together.
Sentinel Prime: [grabs Megatron]I have deigned to work with you that our planet may survive! I will never work FOR you! And you'll be wise to remember the difference.
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