Trapped in Paradise Quotes

Alvin Firpo: [handing his gun to a random guy so he can steal his scrapple] Hold that? Mmm... yeah, scrapple. A little salt never hurt anybody.
Bill Firpo: What are you doing?
Alvin Firpo: I'm eatin' scrapple. It's got scallions.

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Alvin Firpo: [after crashing car] Didn't have any snow chains.
Dave Firpo: You have no brain, either.

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Dave Firpo: [while teaching yoga to hostages] This is your basic yoga, I learned it in prison. It's good for stressful situations like this bank robbery, or if you're ever in prison and you're surrounded by ten men, helps relax you.

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Deputy Myers: Hey! Thats Timmy's sleigh!

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Ma Firpo: You guys are dumber than a box of hair.

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[singing to himself in the car]
Alvin Firpo: You do what you do and I do what I do... you do what you do and I do what I do, I'm Alvin, and you're Bill. [Bill walks by and kicks the car, annoyed]

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