Treasure Island Quotes

Long John Silver: Flint hung 'em up there after he'd gullied them to mark the trail to the treasure.

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Long John Silver: Silver's the name, Long John Silver they calls me. At your service, sir.

Squire Trelawney: Mr. Silver, Trelawney's my name, Squire Trelawney. And this is our cabin boy: Jim, Jim Hawkins.

Long John Silver: Aye, Matey. Smart as paint I'll warrant.

Jim Hawkins: Smart enough to see you've only one leg, sir.

Squire Trelawney: Jim Boy!

Jim Hawkins: Yes, sir.

Long John Silver: You're pretty smart, Jim. So was that French gunner who touched off the ball that blew that ol' leg o' mine overboard.

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Long John Silver: Silver's the name, Long John Silver they calls me. At your service, sir.

Squire Trelawney: Mr. Silver, Trelawney's my name, Squire Trelawney. And this is our cabin boy: Jim, Jim Hawkins.

Long John Silver: Aye, Matey. Smart as paint I'll warrant.

Jim Hawkins: Smart enough to see you've only one leg, sir.

Squire Trelawney: Jim Boy!

Jim Hawkins: Yes, sir.

Long John Silver: You're pretty smart, Jim. So was that French gunner who touched off the ball that blew that ol' leg o' mine overboard.

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Mr. Samuel Erroll: Any man caught dawdling will be shot on sight.

Captain Abraham Smollett: I didn't say that.

Mr. Samuel Erroll: I was just paraphrasing.

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Mr. Samuel Erroll: Any man caught dawdling will be shot on sight.

Captain Abraham Smollett: I didn't say that.

Mr. Samuel Erroll: I was just paraphrasing.

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Polly Lobster: [as they are in a rowboat bound for the island where the treasure is] This is a lucky break, captain letting us go ashore. Us with the map and all; it's like giving the treasure to us on a silver platter.

Long John Silver: Aye, that it is, Polly. Never trust a silver platter.

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Polly Lobster: Give it to him.

Clueless Morgan: (Confused) But, um, it's not even his Birthday...

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Polly Lobster: What if Clueless is right? What if it is curse-did.

Long John Silver: I'll show you what I think of your curse, you mewling little lily-livered, toffee-hearted little wuss of a crustacean!

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Rizzo: [greeting rat tourists into the ship] Alright folks, have your checks made out to Rat Cruises Limited. Remember: We put the rat in pirate.

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Rizzo: He died? And this is supposed to be a kids' movie.

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Rizzo: He's some kind of a blind fiend.

Gonzo: I believe they prefer visually challenged fiend.

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Rizzo: I've gone way beyond afraid. Right now I'm somewhere between bedwetting and a near death experience.

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Rizzo: Terrific. Captured by crazed wild pigs and sacrificed hideously before a pagan altar.

Gonzo: Are we lucky or what?

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Rizzo: You know, the ocean. The big blue wet thing.

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Spa'am: Hmm... we see you have boom-boom sticks... bye bye.

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Squire Trelawney: Well, gentlemen, this is definitely a genuine bona-fide treasure map.

Jim Hawkins: Really?

Squire Trelawney: Oh, yes. Mr. Bimbo told me so.
[pause]

Squire Trelawney: Oh, Mr. Bimbo lives in my finger. He's very smart. He's been to the moon.
[puts finger to his ear]

Squire Trelawney: Oh, thank you... twice.

Rizzo: I smell a bozo.

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Statler: Waldorf, you old fool! We're heroes! We saved the pig and the frog.

Waldorf: Well, it was too late to save the movie.

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Zoot: Hey man, I can't figure out what side we're on. Are we with the pirates or the frog captain?

Floyd: Oh, hey, man. Just play the gig. Never get involved in politics.

Animal: Politics! Politics!

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Zoot: Hey man, I can't figure out what side we're on. Are we with the pirates or the frog captain?

Floyd: Oh, hey, man. Just play the gig. Never get involved in politics.

Animal: Politics! Politics!

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1st Pirate: [stroking skeleton] Dead Tom's dead, Dead Tom's dead, Dead Tom's dead...
2nd Pirate: But, Dead Tom's - ALWAYS - been dead. That's why he's called, "Dead Tom."
1st Pirate: Oh. Right [tosses skeleton off screen]

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Benjamina Gunn: You left me standing at the altar.
Captain Abraham Smollett: I was on a ship headed for Zanzibar. I got cold feet.
Benjamina Gunn: You're a frog. You're supposed to have cold feet.

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Billy Bones: How does she bloody do that?

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Captain Abraham Smollett: [Captain Smollet and Mr. Arrow are fighting the pirates, and Sweetums comes running at them with a large log] Watch out Mr. Arrow!

Captain Abraham Smollett: [Sweetums then takes all the pirates out with the large log. Smollet and Arrow look at each other for a moment] Well thank you! But, aren't you supposed to be fighting against us?

Sweetums: Are you kidding? I LOVE you guys!

Captain Abraham Smollett, Mr. Samuel Erroll: Oh.

Sweetums: Bwa ha ha...

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Captain Abraham Smollett: [shouting flabergasted] Who hired this crew? This is undoubtedly the seediest bunch of cutthroats, villains and scoundrels I have ever seen, so who hired them?
[Everyone points at Young Squire Trelawney, who in turn points at his finger]

Captain Abraham Smollett: Your finger hired the crew?

Squire Trelawney: No, that's silly. The man who *lives* in my finger hired the crew: Mr. Bimbo.
[Holds finger to ear]

Squire Trelawney: What? Ah, yeah, he relied heavily on the advice of an excellent cook, Long John Silver.

Captain Abraham Smollett: A cook? And a guy who lives in a bear's finger?

Squire Trelawney: Exactly!

Captain Abraham Smollett: [Smollet and Mr. Erroll sigh heavily] I'm starting to worry about this voyage.

Mr. Samuel Erroll: Mm-hmm...

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Gonzo: Off to Zanzibar, to meet the Zanzibarbarians!

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Jim Hawkins: Here you go, your bread and water for the day.

Mad Monty: But I ordered shrimp scampi!

Long John Silver: It's more than y'deserve y'villainous dolts!

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Long John Silver: Upstage, lads. This is my only number.

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Long John Silver: I like this boy, and if you understand the King's English, you better not lay a hand on 'im!
[the pirates seem to react aggressively]

Long John Silver: . You want to have it out with me?
[They back down]

Long John Silver: . That's better, George Merry. Why, this boy's got more fight than the whole of you!

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Long John Silver: Oh, for ten toes!

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Mr. Samuel Erroll: Boogie, boogie, boogie. I am the ghost of Samuel Arrow. Boogie!

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