Two and a Half Men Quote
Charlie: [Filling out Jake's hospital form] Last name: Harper. First Name: Jake...ob?
Jake: Yeah.
Charlie: Jacob. Middle name... Jake, what's your middle name?
Jake: Don't you know?
Charlie: Of course I know. I wanna see if you know.
Jake: David.
Charlie: Right, David. Do you have any allergies?
Jake: What? I dunno.
Charlie: Have you ever eaten something and then you weren't feeling well?
Jake: I dunno.
Charlie: [Filling out the form] Have you ever had the following? Measles?
Jake: Dunno.
Charlie: Asthma?
Jake: Dunno.
Charlie: Chicken pox?
Jake: Is that the one with the spots?
Charlie: Yeah.
Jake: Dunno.
Charlie: [Reading the form] Family History? Well your grandmother's always been a pain in the ass.
Jake: Yeah.
Charlie: Jacob. Middle name... Jake, what's your middle name?
Jake: Don't you know?
Charlie: Of course I know. I wanna see if you know.
Jake: David.
Charlie: Right, David. Do you have any allergies?
Jake: What? I dunno.
Charlie: Have you ever eaten something and then you weren't feeling well?
Jake: I dunno.
Charlie: [Filling out the form] Have you ever had the following? Measles?
Jake: Dunno.
Charlie: Asthma?
Jake: Dunno.
Charlie: Chicken pox?
Jake: Is that the one with the spots?
Charlie: Yeah.
Jake: Dunno.
Charlie: [Reading the form] Family History? Well your grandmother's always been a pain in the ass.
TV Show: Two and a Half Men
