Two and a Half Men Quote
Berta: What happened?
Jake: Dad was wrestling on the floor with a naked lady.
Berta: Well you're desperate.
Alan: Jake, we weren't wrestling, I just reached in to turn off the tap and she was startled. It was an honest mistake
Jake: But you admit, she was naked.
Alan: As I said, it was an honest mistake. So there's no need to tell your mother! Understand?
Jake: Yeah. I forgot you have to sign my math test.
Alan: Ok, D minus! Jake what am I gonna do with you?
Jake: Dunno.
Alan: Did you show this to your mother?
Jake: No.
Alan: Why not?
Jake: Cause I didn't catch her doing anything.
Jake: Dad was wrestling on the floor with a naked lady.
Berta: Well you're desperate.
Alan: Jake, we weren't wrestling, I just reached in to turn off the tap and she was startled. It was an honest mistake
Jake: But you admit, she was naked.
Alan: As I said, it was an honest mistake. So there's no need to tell your mother! Understand?
Jake: Yeah. I forgot you have to sign my math test.
Alan: Ok, D minus! Jake what am I gonna do with you?
Jake: Dunno.
Alan: Did you show this to your mother?
Jake: No.
Alan: Why not?
Jake: Cause I didn't catch her doing anything.
TV Show: Two and a Half Men
