Two and a Half Men Quote
[outside the nightclub]
Charlie: Listen, why don't you check your list for... Jackson. [shows a $20 bill]Andrew Jackson.
Bruno[takes the money]: Nope. Got Tito and La Toya.
Charlie: OK, what if I changed my name to... [takes out a $50 bill]Ulysses S. Grant?
Bruno: You can change your name to Condoleezza Rice. If you're not on the list and you're not a celebrity, you're not getting in.
Charlie: Listen, why don't you check your list for... Jackson. [shows a $20 bill]Andrew Jackson.
Bruno[takes the money]: Nope. Got Tito and La Toya.
Charlie: OK, what if I changed my name to... [takes out a $50 bill]Ulysses S. Grant?
Bruno: You can change your name to Condoleezza Rice. If you're not on the list and you're not a celebrity, you're not getting in.
TV Show: Two and a Half Men
