Two and a Half Men Quote
Alan: [Outside Charlie's hospital room] You doctors better help him fast! That's my brother in there! If he dies I'm homeless! [Enters Charlie's room] They're coming soon.
Charlie: [Who thinks he is going to die] Alan I need you to know something about my will. I left the house to you and Jake.
Alan: Yes!!.... You're going to live
Charlie: Yeah, just in case I don't, it has two mortgages and the land costs $50,000 a year.
Alan: So what you're saying is...
Charlie: It's a house of cards, Alan.
Alan: Uh huh. [Steps outside] Do you need to go to Canada to get some decent medical care! Alright you doctors, I didn't wanna have to play this card but I am Matthew Broderick!
Dr. Pranjeep: Oh Matthew Broderick, I loved you in Family Business! [Enters Charlie's room]]
Charlie: [Who thinks he is going to die] Alan I need you to know something about my will. I left the house to you and Jake.
Alan: Yes!!.... You're going to live
Charlie: Yeah, just in case I don't, it has two mortgages and the land costs $50,000 a year.
Alan: So what you're saying is...
Charlie: It's a house of cards, Alan.
Alan: Uh huh. [Steps outside] Do you need to go to Canada to get some decent medical care! Alright you doctors, I didn't wanna have to play this card but I am Matthew Broderick!
Dr. Pranjeep: Oh Matthew Broderick, I loved you in Family Business! [Enters Charlie's room]]
TV Show: Two and a Half Men
