Two and a Half Men Quote

Charlie: Look at him. He can type eighty words a minute with his thumb, but he can't pee without hitting the shower curtain.
Alan: Fortunately, typing is a job skill and peeing is not.
Jake[while text messaging]: Oh, dude, WTF?

TV Show: Two and a Half Men

COMMENTS

You must be a Quotesoup.com member to leave a comment